Manufacturing a time machine out of an anus

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Let's do this step by step, starting with the "you will need" list, before moving onto "method" and the next things.  Please add to this thread by first of all listing all the apparatus that will be used in this experiment.  The first one has been done for you.


You will need:

- an anus

[bgmnts]

You will need:


- an anus
- some time

[idunnosomename]

- a machine

[poo]

- Shimano UN55 square taper bottom bracket

[Neville Chamberlain]

- A stapler

[Shit Good Nose]

- an empty cereal box
- an empty washing up liquid bottle (large), with lid
- last bowel movement from the anus you are using
- an adult to help you

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

- Paul Ross alien tech

[Ferris]

And people say HS Art has gone downhill

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And people say HS Art has gone downhill

Mmm, well when the time machine has been made don't come begging for a go in it.


Bigger fish to fry mate.  Bigger fish to fry.


Bigger fish to fry, my friend.

[Glebe]

Original script of Back to the future was "too abstract."