Author Topic: low effort H.S. Art thread  (Read 9141 times)

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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low effort H.S. Art thread
« on: February 21, 2020, 09:27:36 PM »
something with jizz or shit or maybe both of them, coming out of an arse

combined with something ordinary like a cup or a spoon

no no wait a thread mocking this thread "ooh I don't appreciate all this CaB toilet humour, aren't I great, the best thing I can do is an unfunny parody, am I popular yet"

now to pretend I'm trolling you all when really I'm just bored and farting out any stupid thought that crosses my mind OH OH LOOK AT THAT, trying to mock the subforum again

sweet jesus this is a waste of time and bandwidth isn't it, nobody's even reading it

why don't I do something creative like

ANYTHING else

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2020, 09:28:40 PM »
Loved this post




So put that in your pipe and smoke it DICKHEAD

gib

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2020, 09:29:10 PM »
go east

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2020, 09:32:06 PM »
R.I.P "That's All I've Got"

Captain Z

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2020, 09:41:41 PM »
This thread has been moved to General Bullshit: https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,78201.0.html

« Last Edit: Today at 09:41:41 PM by Barry Admin »

Kryton

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2020, 09:45:58 PM »
Average Gary

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2020, 09:47:38 PM »
Average Gary 3000 (Helmet) Future Party

chveik

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2020, 09:48:28 PM »
mild desolation

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2020, 11:20:59 PM »
Goose.

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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2020, 11:24:07 PM »

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2020, 11:40:15 PM »
Oh, why's that then?

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2020, 12:00:03 AM »
Toilet and anus threads are especially good indeed and not low effort at all.


They get:
5/5 for effort
5/5 for achievement

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2020, 12:01:20 AM »
Jodie Comer

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2020, 12:12:03 AM »
Just mime being a sheep with scrapie across your keyboard:

Demonstration:

l.ikik67yu80p5466788907 bnn43x

(That results in fewer keystrokes than I expected)

Kryton

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2020, 12:36:48 AM »
Chekky pint LADS

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2020, 01:15:11 AM »
10 PRINT CACKY PANTS AIDS
20 GOTO 10

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2020, 04:09:08 AM »
anus

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2020, 05:09:05 AM »
Only fools and horses except Rodney is an eagle and Del boy is a snail

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2020, 07:14:55 AM »
anus

a bad man attempting to shrivel the anus using another new invention

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2020, 09:25:19 AM »
Some good material here.

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2020, 09:57:55 AM »
Bellend Barry drives a car up his own arse.


Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2020, 11:31:58 AM »
THE ANUS

Rizla

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2020, 11:59:00 AM »
MATTER OF FACT THREADS "eeh moothah, t'bloody russians 'ave nuked our kes anow there's radioactive hawk guts all over t'tinsley viaduct"


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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2020, 05:37:30 PM »
MATTER OF FACT THREADS "eeh moothah, t'bloody russians 'ave nuked our kes anow there's radioactive hawk guts all over t'tinsley viaduct"

I came dangerously close to starting a “raps in strong Yorkshire accents” thread.

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2020, 08:18:54 PM »
FAWLTY TOWERS BUT BASIL HAS STARTED WEARING JEANS

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2020, 08:32:14 PM »
willy willy, bum-bum

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2020, 10:37:31 PM »
WALLACE AND GROMIT BUT WALLACE PREFERS GOUDA TO WENSLEYDALE

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2020, 11:12:39 PM »
ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES BUT BOYCIE HAS A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT LAUGH

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2020, 11:17:45 PM »
Hiya pour it’s garlic knob mashed you ever gobbled dowel a stretch your cunting foreskin mate!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!??

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2020, 11:53:48 PM »
It’s not a low effort HS Art thread until I’ve guffed something out.

“anus”

There we go. Like a seal of approval, that.

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