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low effort H.S. Art thread

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, February 21, 2020, 09:27:36 PM

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Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

something with jizz or shit or maybe both of them, coming out of an arse

combined with something ordinary like a cup or a spoon

no no wait a thread mocking this thread "ooh I don't appreciate all this CaB toilet humour, aren't I great, the best thing I can do is an unfunny parody, am I popular yet"

now to pretend I'm trolling you all when really I'm just bored and farting out any stupid thought that crosses my mind OH OH LOOK AT THAT, trying to mock the subforum again

sweet jesus this is a waste of time and bandwidth isn't it, nobody's even reading it

why don't I do something creative like

ANYTHING else

PlanktonSideburns

Loved this post




So put that in your pipe and smoke it DICKHEAD


Spoon of Ploff


Captain Z

This thread has been moved to General Bullshit: https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,78201.0.html

« Last Edit: Today at 09:41:41 PM by Barry Admin »

Kryton


poo

Average Gary 3000 (Helmet) Future Party

chveik


Glebe



Elderly Sumo Prophecy


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Toilet and anus threads are especially good indeed and not low effort at all.


They get:
5/5 for effort
5/5 for achievement

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Wonderful Butternut

Just mime being a sheep with scrapie across your keyboard:

Demonstration:

l.ikik67yu80p5466788907 bnn43x

(That results in fewer keystrokes than I expected)

Kryton


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10 PRINT CACKY PANTS AIDS
20 GOTO 10

Ferris


Gregory Torso

Only fools and horses except Rodney is an eagle and Del boy is a snail

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Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on February 22, 2020, 04:09:08 AM
Spoiler alert
anus
[close]

Spoiler alert
a bad man attempting to shrivel the anus using another new invention
[close]


Ray Travez

Bellend Barry drives a car up his own arse.



Rizla

MATTER OF FACT THREADS "eeh moothah, t'bloody russians 'ave nuked our kes anow there's radioactive hawk guts all over t'tinsley viaduct"


Ferris

Quote from: Rizla on February 22, 2020, 11:59:00 AM
MATTER OF FACT THREADS "eeh moothah, t'bloody russians 'ave nuked our kes anow there's radioactive hawk guts all over t'tinsley viaduct"

I came dangerously close to starting a "raps in strong Yorkshire accents" thread.

FAWLTY TOWERS BUT BASIL HAS STARTED WEARING JEANS

Sebastian Cobb


WALLACE AND GROMIT BUT WALLACE PREFERS GOUDA TO WENSLEYDALE

ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES BUT BOYCIE HAS A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT LAUGH

poo

Hiya pour it's garlic knob mashed you ever gobbled dowel a stretch your cunting foreskin mate!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!??

Ferris

It's not a low effort HS Art thread until I've guffed something out.

"anus"

There we go. Like a seal of approval, that.