low effort H.S. Art thread

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Superman except in half his scenes he is accidentally Clark Kent due to footage reuse.

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Every film ever made becomes owned by Sony; they refilm them all to include new dialogue where all the characters mutter that Betamax was superior to VHS.

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All films remade with a chronic nosebleeder as the main actor/character.

[Ferris]

popcorn but it's ferris

"Something bad but it is something good"

[DoesNotFollow]

Jaffa cakes are now biscuits, with the subsequent VAT ramifications.

[GMTV]

Jaffa cakes are now biscuits, with the subsequent VAT ramifications.

IR35

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All films remade with a chronic nosebleeder as the main actor/character.

A young Partridge?

[Huxleys Babkins]

ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES BUT VICTOR MELDREW POPS UP AT THE END AND IT'S A DINING THING AS WELL

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A young Partridge?

Much worse.  Every scene there's a continuously high probability that blood will spontaneously start spewing forth, getting on the character's clothes, the floor and everywhere, and an unknown amount of the film will then suddenly be spent watching the character hanging their head over the bathroom sink as blood pours out and won't stop, and there's loads of blood-sodden kitchen roll constantly growing and endlessly spreading out from the film, getting blood on you, the viewer.

[Kryton]

Come dine with me but all the guests have to fight over a single apple.

[Huxleys Babkins]

HOW 2 BUT GAZ TOP'S LISP HAS GONE

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"Putting x in a vacuum chamber" YouTube channel except it's always someone's testicles going in, and the bloke who owns the vacuum chamber always insists on having his eight year old son in the room watching what happens.

By the 40th video the son is audibly loving it.

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Go-Bots except they are Nigel Farage

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

TOP TEN BELMS IN FILMS:

10. Daniel Day Lewis

[Kryton]

Father Ted but but they're all lesbians.

[Kryton]

Ramsay's kitchen Nightmares and the chef keeps losing his teeth and fingers in every meal and the restaurant is swaying from side to side.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Jodie Comer

She's effortlessly beautiful, that's for sure.

That was well worth waiting 4 pages for, wasn't it?


_{does " effortlessly beautiful" even work as a phrase? Ah, bollocks to it.}

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

willy willy, bum-bum

Bill Oddie considers tv show theme tune lyrics rewrite.

You all missed me, didn't you?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Frasier, but everyone keeps saying " What the FUCK kind of accent is that supposed to be?" to Daphne , until she starts crying.

[Huxleys Babkins]

FAST SHOW BUT YOU HAVE SEEN HIM

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Any film with Mia Farrow remade, but she keeps on holding up a sign which reads" IT'S ME , MIA FARROW! ", and pointing excitedly to her face, while grinning directly to the camera. She alternates this behaviour by looking off screen distractedly, in the way that trained animals do when they're obviously looking at their owners/ trainers. There are also long stretches of the film where she actually acts perfectly normally.

( This would not be done with her first couple of films, as she wasn't that well known around that time)

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Mia Farrow but it's Eddie from Frasier.

[DoesNotFollow]

The Lion Sleeps Tonight but the lyrics go:

In the bunkle, the uncle grunkle,
the munkle uncle spunkle...

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

A re- united original cast of " Whose Line Is It Anyway", but Josie Lawrence doesn't get out of her seat to participate in the games, or even acknowledge the audience, because She's watching Tom and Jerry cartoons on her phone.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Steven Spielberg directs a remake of " Jaws", but It's composed entirely of the scenes he left out of the original book. So, It's basically a film of Chief Brody having a piss, his missus shagging Hooper, and the mafia being all threatening with the sleepy town of Amityville ( is that where " Jaws" is set? I've forgotten).
Every now and again, Mia Farrow leans into shot and waves, like that clown in the " Summarise Proust"  episode of " Monty Pythons Flying Circus".

[Kryton]

The Amityville horror but it's not haunted.

[bgmnts]

A thing but it's something you didn't expect.


A non sequitur but I like jam.

[Gregory Torso]

Frasier, except Frasier is an actual crane and his dad keeps trying to ride him like an ostrich down to the off licence.

[Gregory Torso]

The news but Clive Myrie has a puppet crab that he pretends is in charge of everything

[Gregory Torso]

Catchphrase, but if you say what you see Roy Walker instantly blinds you with a white hot fire poker.