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« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2020, 12:07:46 AM »
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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2020, 12:25:54 AM »
Some kind of fattened Lance Henricksen has to keep coming in to perform a slapstick routine of stumbling over blocks, and every time he does so there is a purchase made - ker-ching! - from the nearest roster.

“Sorry Lance - would you mind doing it again?  There was a till sound again just wrecking it a bit.”

“Oh for fuck’s sake how many repetitions?”

“As many as it takes, Lance.”


(Forever, it takes.)

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2020, 12:27:28 AM »
Fawlty Towers but Manuel is an Islamic extremist and the Major goes apeshit.

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2020, 01:08:41 AM »
Generous Seagull posts to keep the thread going a little bit longer.

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2020, 01:12:02 AM »
jesus christ how did this get to two pages UH UH I MEAN only fools and horses but with spunk and piss everywhere

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« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2020, 01:14:30 AM »
I MEAN only fools and horses but with spunk and piss everywhere

So just "Only Fools and Horses" then?

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2020, 01:17:24 AM »
Dad's Army but they're actually the Gestapo.

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« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2020, 01:27:23 AM »
Thomas the Tank Engine theme song but reharmonised to uncomfortable chords.

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« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2020, 01:33:22 AM »
Fawlty Towers but hurffsffasf derppppppppppppd deeddeedlieee derpety derrprpprpeety deeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppsklgjm;aslmg.

Horsecunt.

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2020, 07:43:28 AM »
OPEN ALL HOURS BUT THE TILL WORKS PERFECTLY

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2020, 12:31:32 PM »
Friends but they all secretly hate coffee.

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2020, 12:44:28 PM »
Friends but they all secretly hate coffee.

Man at the coffee shop: would you like a coffee
Joey or Chandler: yes *thinks* no

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2020, 01:58:08 PM »
The Magic Roundabout but everyone dies from coronavirus in the first minute.

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2020, 02:02:12 PM »
The Magic Roundabout but everyone dies from coronavirus in the first minute.

And what is all the rest of it?  Empty sets or corpses?

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2020, 02:09:53 PM »
Lovejoy destroying Tinker's areshole in a layby near Herne Bay

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« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2020, 02:11:50 PM »
Bing, Bill and David Crosby open up a solicitors.

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« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2020, 02:18:44 PM »
Kanye West and Fred West attempt to join The Beautiful South

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« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2020, 02:25:00 PM »
Them last two posts show way too much effort for this shitty thread. Actual wordplay that's a bit witty? No no no no no Hastings.

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2020, 02:26:19 PM »
The fact that it isn't Bill Crosby but Bill Cosby I thought was lazy.

Too clever in my laziness?

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2020, 07:25:52 PM »
Dr Who but the TARDIS is a dickhead.

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« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2020, 08:19:42 PM »
Dr Who but the TARDIS is a dickhead.

Neil Gaiman already started this thread.

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« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2020, 08:27:29 PM »
FRASIER BUT EDDIE IS A DACHSHUND

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« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2020, 08:29:02 PM »
Cheers but Norm is a fireman and Cliff is his fire engine.

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« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2020, 08:50:39 PM »
Blade Runner, except Deckard is a replicant.

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #54 on: February 23, 2020, 09:06:46 PM »
Allo Allo but everyone dies of coronavirus in the first minute.

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« Reply #55 on: February 23, 2020, 09:07:52 PM »
Some of these are really good. Waste of good material, this.

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« Reply #56 on: February 23, 2020, 09:15:41 PM »
Some of these are really good. Waste of good material, this.

Thanks. I've got plenty of others though.

For example,

The Bill but everyone etc.

Neighbours but etc.

Father Ted etc

Casuaetc

etc

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Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #57 on: February 23, 2020, 09:21:51 PM »
scooby doo but instead of ghosts they hunt peedos

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« Reply #58 on: February 23, 2020, 09:24:02 PM »
scooby doo but instead of ghosts they hunt peedos

Let’s see who’s really behind this mask - Old Man Peterson!

...yeah tbh that’s about what I suspected, not really a surprise is it? Look at his glasses.

Re: low effort H.S. Art thread
« Reply #59 on: February 23, 2020, 09:30:39 PM »
Allo Allo but everyone dies of coronavirus in the first minute.

Allo Allo but everyone really really loves the Nazis and just goes on about how great it is being occupied by them. And Leclerc does a poo in a bird bath.

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