low effort H.S. Art thread

[Sebastian Cobb]

Bumdozy

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Some kind of fattened Lance Henricksen has to keep coming in to perform a slapstick routine of stumbling over blocks, and every time he does so there is a purchase made - ker-ching! - from the nearest roster.

"Sorry Lance - would you mind doing it again?  There was a till sound again just wrecking it a bit."

"Oh for fuck's sake how many repetitions?"

"As many as it takes, Lance."


(Forever, it takes.)

[Kryton]

Fawlty Towers but Manuel is an Islamic extremist and the Major goes apeshit.

[Captain Z]

Generous Seagull posts to keep the thread going a little bit longer.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

jesus christ how did this get to two pages UH UH I MEAN only fools and horses but with spunk and piss everywhere

[Wonderful Butternut]

I MEAN only fools and horses but with spunk and piss everywhere

So just "Only Fools and Horses" then?

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[Kryton]

Dad's Army but they're actually the Gestapo.

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Thomas the Tank Engine theme song but reharmonised to uncomfortable chords.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Fawlty Towers but hurffsffasf derppppppppppppd deeddeedlieee derpety derrprpprpeety deeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppsklgjm;aslmg.

Horsecunt.

[Huxleys Babkins]

OPEN ALL HOURS BUT THE TILL WORKS PERFECTLY

[Captain Z]

Friends but they all secretly hate coffee.

[Ferris]

Friends but they all secretly hate coffee.

Man at the coffee shop: would you like a coffee
Joey or Chandler: yes *thinks* no

[pancreas]

The Magic Roundabout but everyone dies from coronavirus in the first minute.

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The Magic Roundabout but everyone dies from coronavirus in the first minute.

And what is all the rest of it?  Empty sets or corpses?

[Gregory Torso]

Lovejoy destroying Tinker's areshole in a layby near Herne Bay

[bgmnts]

Bing, Bill and David Crosby open up a solicitors.

[Gregory Torso]

Kanye West and Fred West attempt to join The Beautiful South

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Them last two posts show way too much effort for this shitty thread. Actual wordplay that's a bit witty? No no no no no Hastings.

[bgmnts]

The fact that it isn't Bill Crosby but Bill Cosby I thought was lazy.

Too clever in my laziness?

[Kryton]

Dr Who but the TARDIS is a dickhead.

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Dr Who but the TARDIS is a dickhead.

Neil Gaiman already started this thread.

[Huxleys Babkins]

FRASIER BUT EDDIE IS A DACHSHUND

[Gregory Torso]

Cheers but Norm is a fireman and Cliff is his fire engine.

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Blade Runner, except Deckard is a replicant.

[pancreas]

Allo Allo but everyone dies of coronavirus in the first minute.

[Ferris]

Some of these are really good. Waste of good material, this.

[pancreas]

Some of these are really good. Waste of good material, this.

Thanks. I've got plenty of others though.

For example,

The Bill but everyone etc.

Neighbours but etc.

Father Ted etc

Casuaetc

etc

[gib]

scooby doo but instead of ghosts they hunt peedos

[Ferris]

scooby doo but instead of ghosts they hunt peedos

Let's see who's really behind this mask - Old Man Peterson!

...yeah tbh that's about what I suspected, not really a surprise is it? Look at his glasses.

[Gregory Torso]

Allo Allo but everyone dies of coronavirus in the first minute.

Allo Allo but everyone really really loves the Nazis and just goes on about how great it is being occupied by them. And Leclerc does a poo in a bird bath.