low effort H.S. Art thread

[petril]

Untitled Mario Game

[Huxleys Babkins]

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA EXCEPT LINK DRIVES A CAR AND REFERS TO HORSES AS "TROTSY WANKERS"

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

THE WORLD AND HUMANITY, EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT FUCKED

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Tonka Toys, except they are called Wanka Ways.

[DoesNotFollow]

Joey from Friends except his catchphrase is "how are you doing?"

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Joey from friends except his catchphrase is " I wouldn't 'alf like to fuck you, missus" ( said in his same American accent).

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Joey from Friends except he is always bubbling over with fantastic ideas for a Nordic Cactus Remedy that he learned about on reddit.

[DoesNotFollow]

Joey from Friends except he's a struggling chiropractor.



Also he's deaf-mute.

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Joey from Friends except everyone needs to 'park' him very precisely in the house, and if they don't quite angle him correctly his orientation is fucked for the rest of the day.

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A thread of just congratulating everyone for inventing the game Pac-Man and its unlicensed conversions (even though they didn't).

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Joey from Friends except he always , but * always* wears a t- shirt depicting the face of the actor David Batley. This is only referenced three times throughout the entire serieses of Friends; once when Chandler takes a wry look at his t- shirt and exclaims " Could that *be* any more of a picture of David Batley?", once when Phoebe asks " Say, is that Henry Woolf?", and once during a Thanksgiving episode when Rachel asks " Why don't you wear something a bit warmer, you stupid cunt?"

[DoesNotFollow]

Joey from Friends but he appears to be three inches lower than any surface he is on.

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Joey from Friends except the only thing he ever says is "RIDE EM IN, RAWHIIIDE!!"

[DoesNotFollow]

Joey from Friends except he has big hideous bird legs. All the episodes for the entire series revolve primarily around this fact.

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Cheers except Norm is Norman Bates.

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Buster Gonad except his name isn't a pun and there's no way it could be.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Joey from Friends, except he keeps showing everyone a picture of Crystal Tips and Alistair he's made on his Etch-A- Sketch. Everyone always says how good it is, even though you can tell they're a bit fed up with him doing this, really ( Especially Rachel , as demonstrated in the notorious " The One Where Rachel Shoves Joey's Etch-A- Sketch Up His Ass, Then Pulls It Out Throgh His Cock, Just Like What She Had Threatened To Do" episode).

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Jeremy Clarkson except that he is staunchly gay and never stops going on about how sitting in cars is like riding angrily on a handsome man's cock.

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Gamesmaster except whenever it cuts to Patrick Moore he's still chuntering about Lemmings 2 on the Amiga.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Morecambe And Wise, except the closing theme they sing and dance off to is " Nazi Punks, Fuck Off".

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Lanzarote, except everyone who lives and works there is unshakeably convinced that The Wizard of Oz was filmed there.

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Danger Mouse, except certain characters have been inexplicably and visibly "censored" in such ways that you get the impression that they must be nude or wanking even though they aren't.

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Fred Astaire, except whenever he dances there is the sound of trousers tearing at the back.

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Lord Snooty from the Beano, except his top hat contains a somewhat controversial "rape is fine" logo.

[Kryton]

Phoebe from friends but 'smelly cat' is actually about a submissive sex gimp who she'd left walled up alive in a soon to be demolished apartment complex.

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Tennis, except that nobody who plays it actually owns their own equipment so every televised match is always just the players being filmed trying to buy what they need from overcrowded shops in Oxford Street, and getting the bus to Wimbledon.

[Kryton]

Tennis but the ball is made of Osmium and pulsates with a reddish hue whenever anyone gets within three feet of it.

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Tennis, except it is hosted by Chris Tarrant who keeps withholding equipment and saying "but we don't want to give you that" every time anyone needs a tennis ball really urgently.

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YouTube Let's Plays, except everyone always chooses the "TANDY 16 colour" version of even the most modern games.

[Kryton]

Crown Green bowling but everyone is shouting and the bowls disintegrate into toxic lines of chalk-like powdery substances upon contact with the grass.