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low effort H.S. Art thread

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, February 21, 2020, 09:27:36 PM

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Gregory Torso

Quote from: Kryton on February 23, 2020, 07:25:52 PM
Dr Who but the TARDIS is a dickhead.

Dr Who but the TARDIS is powered by racist jokes.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse


Kryton

Dr Who but the Daleks are full of cum.

Kryton

Frasier but that woman keeps stealing stuff because she's from Manchester.

Sebastian Cobb

Quantum Leap but Sam just keeps leaping into women Al's accidentally impregnated.

Captain Z

Eastenders but half of them have claustrophobia and the other half have agoraphobia.

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Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on February 23, 2020, 11:45:29 PM
Quantum Leap but Sam just keeps leaping into women Al's accidentally impregnated.

If they'd gone with this concept from the start, Quantum Leap would have ended up with a lot more than 5 seasons.

pancreas


Ferris

Quote from: Captain Z on February 24, 2020, 12:05:22 AM
Eastenders but half of them have claustrophobia and the other half have agoraphobia.

The loud one: get out of my pub
The bald one: I can't
The loud one: neither can I

Captain Z

Low effort H.S. Art thread but it's actually really funny.

poo


SYPHILIS PHYLLIS

Phyllis has unprotected sexual intercourse with a man and gives him syphilis.

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Peppa Pig except Peppa is a horse.  Still called Peppa Pig though, like when they changed Boss Cat into a Top Cat but kept the name Boss Cat.

ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES EXCEPT RODNEY'S JACKET HAS A VERY SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT CAMOUFLAGE PATTERN

Captain Z

Fawlty Towers except its set in a universe where water doesn't exist.

seepage

Fawlty Towers but Manuel was born & bred in Newcastle

bgmnts

The Bible but in comic sans font.

gib

Radio 4 but all the presenters have been replaced by Danny Dyer.

Ferris

I can't watch all these absolute belters being cast aside. Heartbreaking.

GMTV

Suits but they've gone paper free

pancreas

Waitrose merges with sports direct

Gregory Torso

One Foot In The Grave but Victor believes everything.

Kryton

Fawlty towers but the hotel is absolutely tiny.

Wonderful Butternut

The Office but it's called "The Adventures of Ricky Gervais, the Unfunny Gurning Cunt."

bgmnts

Airing old episodes of Get Your Own Back but with the Brazzers logo in the bottom right of the screen.

bgmnts

Blind Date but with deaf contestants.

gib

Goodnight Sweetheart but the time portal is set to the days of Homo erectus.

Kryton

Blind Date but the unlucky ones get lowered by chains into lava.

Kryton

Only fools and horses but Grandad regularly soils himself.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: gib on February 23, 2020, 09:21:51 PM
scooby doo but instead of ghosts they hunt peedos

woulda got away with it too if it wasnt for these unemployed scaffolders