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Graham Norton's Own Prosecco.

Started by holyzombiejesus, February 22, 2020, 01:42:50 PM

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Did you hear back from Dolmio about my pasta gravy sauce?

Let it go.

Flatulent Fox

Personally,I thought it was very poor.


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

If I drink this stuff, approximately how gay will it make me?

Danger Man

Any Prosecco will make you 100% gay.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Sebastian Cobb

I'd like to see Pomagne make a return as the povvo's Champagne.

H-O-W-L

Quote from: Butchers Blind on February 22, 2020, 04:14:56 PM
There's also Ryan Reynolds who has his own brand of gin.  I don't drink gin so can't say if its any good.  Iron Maiden have their own brand of ale, which I have tried and its passable.

The Iron Maiden beer is actually really fucking nice. It's very middle-road but my mate described it as "what they, a bunch of sixty year old blokes from Middle England, probably want to drink on their tour bus." and you know what? He's right. It's such a simple, inoffensive pub-fare ale and there's nowt wrong with that.


H-O-W-L

Also RE: Aykroyd, I've heard that Aykroyd is actually legitimately quite involved with the Crystal Head Vodka business. Especially since it's an 'additive-free' alternative and he's a mental conspiracy man who believes in chemtrails and the like.

Bands aren't above putting their name to a drink for a quick buck.

Metallica


Stereophonics


The Police, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd etc...

Graham Norton lost ownership of both his name and face in the credit crunch of 2008. They are currently owned by the Lockheed Martin corporation.  The rumour is that Lockheed's advanced technology division is using Graham Norton's face to develop a new kind of stealth tank.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: H-O-W-L on February 22, 2020, 08:49:12 PM
Also RE: Aykroyd, I've heard that Aykroyd is actually legitimately quite involved with the Crystal Head Vodka business. Especially since it's an 'additive-free' alternative and he's a mental conspiracy man who believes in chemtrails and the like.

What addatives need to go in vodka? I thought it was fairly pure distilled grain alcohol..

Danger Man


Mr Farenheit

Quote from: thecuriousorange on February 22, 2020, 08:52:01 PM
Bands aren't above putting their name to a drink for a quick buck.

And food. Who can forget Marky Ramone''s pasta sauce!
https://youtu.be/nJfTR6qNI4k

shiftwork2

Quote from: DistressedArea on February 22, 2020, 08:54:43 PM
Graham Norton lost ownership of both his name and face in the credit crunch of 2008. They are currently owned by the Lockheed Martin corporation.  The rumour is that Lockheed's advanced technology division is using Graham Norton's face to develop a new kind of stealth tank.

I would like to nominate this as post of the week.  Laughed.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Shane McGowan should bring out his own white cider or something.

Cuellar

Don't Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston have a tequila like a pair of complete twats

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Cuellar on February 22, 2020, 09:47:09 PM
Don't Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston have a tequila like a pair of complete twats

Mezcal, which tastes like tequila mixed with burnt car tyres.

Urinal Cake

Quote from: DistressedArea on February 22, 2020, 08:54:43 PM
Graham Norton lost ownership of both his name and face in the credit crunch of 2008. They are currently owned by the Lockheed Martin corporation.  The rumour is that Lockheed's advanced technology division is using Graham Norton's face to develop a new kind of stealth tank.
Lockheed Martin Norton

H-O-W-L

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on February 22, 2020, 09:04:35 PM
What addatives need to go in vodka? I thought it was fairly pure distilled grain alcohol..

The flavour of vodka actually comes from impurities and additives, believe it or not. The one additive that I've heard Aykroyd wank his penis nose to sneezejaculation over though is Propylene Glycol, which is added for mouthfeel smoothness to a lot of US-sold liquors from my understanding.

darby o chill

Gnaughty or Gnice? Gnaff off you Gknob.
Gnilbert O' Gnsullivan - Gnaturally!

I put G's where they should not be - just like in the poster!

idunnosomename

Ive seen his wine in asda but would never buy it

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: H-O-W-L on February 22, 2020, 09:53:05 PM
The flavour of vodka actually comes from impurities and additives, believe it or not. The one additive that I've heard Aykroyd wank his penis nose to sneezejaculation over though is Propylene Glycol, which is added for mouthfeel smoothness to a lot of US-sold liquors from my understanding.

I thought better vodka didn't taste of owt?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Is that why Glen's vodka is so delicious?


Sebastian Cobb

Procheck yo self before you prowreck yo self.


marquis_de_sad

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on February 22, 2020, 09:48:51 PM
Mezcal, which tastes like tequila mixed with burnt car tyres.

This is a bad and wrong opinion, unless you're talking about Cranston and Paul's mezcal, in which case carry on.

Kryton


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