Hello ladies walking in countryside I am (still) not a rapist!

[Lord Mandrake]

It's a question of methods. Everybody wants results but nobody wants to do what they have to do to rape them drones


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[Dead Soon]

The boring, serious solution

Pretend to be embroiled in a conversation on your phone

[Cerys]

Preferably not one about knobbing.

[Urinal Cake]

The boring, serious solution

Pretend to be embroiled in a conversation on your phone

I think pretending to be vlogging would be better. Then the woman would go up to you and say, 'What's this for then?'

[Zero Gravitas]

Take a hoola hoop with you and when you see someone coming throw it out randomly and then count how many of a specific type of flora or fauna are contained within it.

Since that's the only other realistic scenario I can think of, and you didn't have a hoop already: then proceed with the rape.

[gib]

Carry a shotgun then people will just think you are out to bag a few pigeons for the pot.

[idunnosomename]

HAHA COUNTRY MATTERS

[Cold Meat Platter]

Take a hoola hoop with you and when you see someone coming throw it out randomly and then count how many of a specific type of flora or fauna are contained within it.

Since that's the only other realistic scenario I can think of, and you didn't have a hoop already: then proceed with the rape.

Oh! An Hoop! Pardon me mater eym orf to pretend not to be a rapist!

[Butchers Blind]

Take a young boy out with you when having one of your 'walks' then you'll only been seen as a possible paedo not rapey man.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Pretend to be embroiled in a conversation on your phone

"Gaz, I need some more carpet. What's that? Yeah! Ha ha! I've done another one."