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Pretty Patel?

Started by robhug, February 24, 2020, 11:51:58 AM

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robhug

Is she a fine example of nominative determinism?

She is quite pretty so is that the sole reason she's home secretary? As she's clearly thick as shit.

She's also the devils representative on earth.

buttgammon

I think she's an appalling person, and also extremely attractive. Real cognitive dissonance for a leftie like me.


DrGreggles

Quote from: robhug on February 24, 2020, 11:51:58 AM
She is quite pretty

I'd have sex with her, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

I doubt she would either, to be honest...

jobotic

She's good looking and she's pure fucking evil.

Cummings is minging and he's pure fucking evil.

They're both repellent.

the

Quote from: bgmnts on February 24, 2020, 12:03:09 PM
Quote from: https://twitter.com/KerryAGodliman/status/1230929594146066433?s=09Priti Patel's smirk is like a woman who's just had an orgasm from pressing up against the water jets at the swimming pool

My favourite opinion on her.

Can't you just fucking ^copy the twelve words or however many there are in a HILARIOUS tweet here^ instead of repeatedly driving traffic to Twitter and making a hole in the thread

ajsmith2

Here's a mind-melter: she's three years OLDER than Katy Hopkins.

poo

Beautiful inside and out.

Norton Canes


Captain Z

And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.

Paul Calf

Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever 'joke'?

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 24, 2020, 12:35:08 PM
Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever 'joke'?

No, it's not a joke.

Quote from: Captain Z on February 24, 2020, 12:33:19 PM
And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.

This, however, very much is :-D

Petty Patel

Petite Prat Tell

Pretty Twat Felled

Petite Fellatio

JarrowMonkey

I would and I have, I hope my manky genetic footprint causes her a lot of grief

robhug

Quote from: Satchmo Distel on February 24, 2020, 12:39:47 PM
Petty Patel

Petite Prat Tell

Pretty Twat Felled

Petite Fellatio

You lost it at the end

Butchers Blind

Is this what used to be known as a 'hate fuck'?

Danger Man

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 24, 2020, 12:35:08 PM
Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever 'joke'?

I'm with you on this one. Average looking at best.

bgmnts

It's the fact she is pure evil that gives her an essence of beauty that is unknown to us.

Paul Calf

It's definitely unknown to me.

SpiderChrist

Her inner ugliness shines through and distorts her natural beauty. I'd rather wank off my Uncle Terry.

Rich Uncle Skeleton


robhug

Quote from: Rich Uncle Skeleton on February 24, 2020, 01:58:43 PM
Back of the queue mate

He's just showing off cos he's got options the fuckin braggin cunt

Buelligan

Quote from: Johnny Yesno on February 24, 2020, 12:38:14 PM
No, it's not a joke.
Quote from: Captain Z on February 24, 2020, 12:33:19 PM
And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.
This, however, very much is :-D

Yes, loved it.

Dewt

You can defend big tobacco
kill the poor if Boris says so
discriminate by ethnic makeup (all they do is take)

But if you can look inside you
do what Thatcher might do
that right-wing position will make your career grow--
"damn I'm Priti"

Chollis


buttgammon

On one hand, I think she should get the sack because she's a mean-spirited, corrupt, dangerous fascist scumbag. On the other hand, if she got sacked she wouldn't be on the telly all the time, thus spoiling my fun.

Wonderful Butternut

#26
What's the Indian equivalent of a Choc Ice?

That's what Patel is.

She's Home Sec so the Tories can say they have diversity.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: SpiderChrist on February 24, 2020, 01:10:11 PM
Her inner ugliness shines through and distorts her natural beauty. I'd rather wank off my Uncle Terry.

Is that because he gives you a chocolate orange as a reward?

Wonderful Butternut

Don't really want to get into an exceptionally classy bout of judging that witch by her looks, but I'm not seeing it lads. There's nothing special about her either good or bad appearance wise.

idunnosomename

She looks evil as well as being evil. Not in a sexy way. Sorry if that makes me a racist