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Pretty Patel?

Started by robhug, February 24, 2020, 11:51:58 AM

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robhug

I think she's given a bit more leeway due to her Asian heritage and relative good looks, particularly considering the terrible person she undoubtedly seems to be.

Frankie Boyle around Scotland last week said that special forces on hostage situations are told to go in and shoot the female terrorists first, as they must be far more evil than the blokes as they had to work twice as hard to get there. Imagine how bad she must be for an Asian woman to be home secretary in this particular government.

evilcommiedictator

No-one here has unleashed their real feelings, I've got access to your search histories and none of you own up to wanting to pound Teresa May given your searches for conservative granny porn

Paul Calf

I am still at a loss as to how anyone could find such a vile, stinking soul attractive. Do you all have mummy issues?

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 25, 2020, 11:35:39 AM
I am still at a loss as to how anyone could find such a vile, stinking soul attractive. Do you all have mummy issues?

Isn't it time you moved your reading on beyond Cinderella?

DrGreggles

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 25, 2020, 11:35:39 AM
I am still at a loss as to how anyone could find such a vile, stinking soul attractive.

Blokes innit

Chollis

i'm just a bloody bloke!

phantom_power

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 25, 2020, 11:35:39 AM
I am still at a loss as to how anyone could find such a vile, stinking soul attractive. Do you all have mummy issues?

It's just dispassionately looking at aesthetics without taking morality into account, like admiring the cut of an SS uniform

thenoise

Or because they secretly hate themselves and think they deserve to be treated badly.

Same reason that everyone votes for these cunts I suppose.

evilcommiedictator

If you're going to have a pull over a rich politician who's not white enough to be white and not dark enough to destroy your British sensibilities, why not perv on someone with good politics like Zarah Sultana, plus, you can use lots of puns on the surname

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: evilcommiedictator on February 26, 2020, 01:07:42 PM
If you're going to have a pull over a rich politician who's not white enough to be white and not dark enough to destroy your British sensibilities, why not perv on someone with good politics like Zarah Sultana, plus, you can use lots of puns on the surname

Pragmatism at its finest.

Paul Calf

Quote from: evilcommiedictator on February 26, 2020, 01:07:42 PM
If you're going to have a pull over a rich politician who's not white enough to be white and not dark enough to destroy your British sensibilities, why not perv on someone with good politics like Zarah Sultana, plus, you can use lots of puns on the surname

They find the stench of rotting carrion dripping blood from her mangled claws somehow arousing, I think.

Johnny Yesno

If beautiful then good.
If ugly then evil.

Heuristics employed by yer average developer. Cinderella to C++ bible with nothing in between. This is why we absolutely shouldn't let them run things.

Neville Chamberlain

I think she is the most beautiful and pulchritudinous woman I have ever seen and I want to protect her.

Johnny Yesno

OH GOD IVE CAUGHT COGNITIVE DISSONANCE GET IT OFF ME

Neville Chamberlain

Love is a fickle mistress.

rue the polywhirl

Quote from: Neville Chamberlain on February 27, 2020, 03:04:02 PM
I think she is the most beautiful and pulchritudinous woman I have ever seen and I want to protect her.

The use of 'pulchritudinous' is as redundant as Sajid Javid's advisers.

Neville Chamberlain

There isn't a thesaurus in the world that contains enough words to describe the preternatural grace and elegance of Pretty Petal's beauty.

evilcommiedictator

Quote from: Neville Chamberlain on February 27, 2020, 03:51:06 PM
There isn't a thesaurus in the world that contains enough words to describe the preternatural grace and elegance of Pretty Petal's beauty.
Private schooled and private hospital sculpted?

buttgammon

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/feb/29/home-office-chief-sir-philip-rutnam-quits-over-priti-patel-bullying

Just leaving this link about her bullying here, because the idea of her launching a vicious and orchestrated campaign against you is probably a big turn-on for a lot of people on this forum.

absolute fucking state of this place

phantom_power

And yet still you come (and cum I imagine)


Barry Admin

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I'll just paste my next reply in now to save time and space:

Yeah but it's my site, so of course I spend a lot of time on it, and I also enjoy being here. :-)

There you go, I'm done.

What makes you think I don't enjoy being here? :(

pigamus

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 25, 2020, 11:35:39 AM
I am still at a loss as to how anyone could find such a vile, stinking soul attractive. Do you all have mummy issues?

Objectively attractive people are objectively attractive, Paul, I'm not sure how this vital piece of information has passed you by in life

Kryton

Quote from: Paulie Walnuts on February 29, 2020, 06:29:48 PM
What makes you think I don't enjoy being here? :(

You troll everyone? Rather than engage normally?

Kryton

Quote from: Paul Calf on February 25, 2020, 11:35:39 AM
I am still at a loss as to how anyone could find such a vile, stinking soul attractive. Do you all have mummy issues?

Bloody hell Paul, I agree with you.

Jittlebags

Can't find it, but I think that there was a recent News Quiz, with an Indian panel member who seemed to think that Patel's behaviour was typical of an archetypal Indian 'Aunty'. Not unpacked that phrase.

Armin Meiwes

There's something PROPER not right with her, honestly I reckon she's the kind of person where if the Nazis had invaded she would have been first in the queue to work on the gas chambers. And no way can I ever find someone that has a perma-smug grin like that on her face attractive. So in conclusion yous are all* mental.

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