Topic: Pretty Patel?

[robhug]

Is she a fine example of nominative determinism?

She is quite pretty so is that the sole reason she's home secretary? As she's clearly thick as shit.

She's also the devils representative on earth.

[buttgammon]

I think she's an appalling person, and also extremely attractive. Real cognitive dissonance for a leftie like me.

[bgmnts]

https://twitter.com/KerryAGodliman/status/1230929594146066433?s=09

My favourite opinion on her.

[DrGreggles]

She is quite pretty

I'd have sex with her, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

I doubt she would either, to be honest...

[jobotic]

She's good looking and she's pure fucking evil.

Cummings is minging and he's pure fucking evil.

They're both repellent.

[the]

Priti Patel's smirk is like a woman who's just had an orgasm from pressing up against the water jets at the swimming pool

My favourite opinion on her.

Can't you just fucking ^copy the twelve words or however many there are in a HILARIOUS tweet here^ instead of repeatedly driving traffic to Twitter and making a hole in the thread

[ajsmith2]

Here’s a mind-melter: she’s three years OLDER than Katy Hopkins.

[poo]

Beautiful inside and out.

[Norton Canes]

Beautiful inside out

FTFY

[Captain Z]

And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.

[Paul Calf]

Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever ‘joke’?

[Johnny Yesno]

Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever ‘joke’?

No, it's not a joke.

And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.

This, however, very much is :-D

[Satchmo Distel]

Petty Patel

Petite Prat Tell

Pretty Twat Felled

Petite Fellatio

[JarrowMonkey]

I would and I have, I hope my manky genetic footprint causes her a lot of grief

[robhug]

Petty Patel

Petite Prat Tell

Pretty Twat Felled

Petite Fellatio

You lost it at the end

[Butchers Blind]

Is this what used to be known as a 'hate fuck'?

[Danger Man]

Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever ‘joke’?

I'm with you on this one. Average looking at best.

[bgmnts]

It's the fact she is pure evil that gives her an essence of beauty that is unknown to us.

[Paul Calf]

It’s definitely unknown to me.

[SpiderChrist]

Her inner ugliness shines through and distorts her natural beauty. I'd rather wank off my Uncle Terry.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

I'd rather wank off my Uncle Terry.

Back of the queue mate

[robhug]

Back of the queue mate

He's just showing off cos he's got options the fuckin braggin cunt

[Buelligan]

No, it's not a joke.

And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.

This, however, very much is :-D

Yes, loved it.

[Dewt]

You can defend big tobacco
kill the poor if Boris says so
discriminate by ethnic makeup (all they do is take)

But if you can look inside you
do what Thatcher might do
that right-wing position will make your career grow--
"damn I'm Priti"

[Chollis]

https://twitter.com/KerryAGodliman/status/1230929594146066433?s=09

My favourite opinion on her.

i don't get it. couldn't this be applied to anyone smirking.

[buttgammon]

On one hand, I think she should get the sack because she's a mean-spirited, corrupt, dangerous fascist scumbag. On the other hand, if she got sacked she wouldn't be on the telly all the time, thus spoiling my fun.

[Wonderful Butternut]

What's the Indian equivalent of a Choc Ice?

That's what Patel is.

She's Home Sec so the Tories can say they have diversity.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Her inner ugliness shines through and distorts her natural beauty. I'd rather wank off my Uncle Terry.

Is that because he gives you a chocolate orange as a reward?

[Wonderful Butternut]

Don't really want to get into an exceptionally classy bout of judging that witch by her looks, but I'm not seeing it lads. There's nothing special about her either good or bad appearance wise.

[idunnosomename]

She looks evil as well as being evil. Not in a sexy way. Sorry if that makes me a racist