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Pretty Patel?
« on: February 24, 2020, 11:51:58 AM »
Is she a fine example of nominative determinism?

She is quite pretty so is that the sole reason she's home secretary? As she's clearly thick as shit.

She's also the devils representative on earth.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2020, 11:57:12 AM »
I think she's an appalling person, and also extremely attractive. Real cognitive dissonance for a leftie like me.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2020, 12:03:09 PM »

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2020, 12:18:04 PM »
She is quite pretty

I'd have sex with her, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

I doubt she would either, to be honest...

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2020, 12:22:04 PM »
She's good looking and she's pure fucking evil.

Cummings is minging and he's pure fucking evil.

They're both repellent.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2020, 12:25:28 PM »
Priti Patel's smirk is like a woman who's just had an orgasm from pressing up against the water jets at the swimming pool

My favourite opinion on her.

Can't you just fucking ^copy the twelve words or however many there are in a HILARIOUS tweet here^ instead of repeatedly driving traffic to Twitter and making a hole in the thread

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2020, 12:27:34 PM »
Here’s a mind-melter: she’s three years OLDER than Katy Hopkins.

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2020, 12:28:37 PM »
Beautiful inside and out.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2020, 12:29:19 PM »

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2020, 12:33:19 PM »
And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2020, 12:35:08 PM »
Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever ‘joke’?

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2020, 12:38:14 PM »
Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever ‘joke’?

No, it's not a joke.

And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.

This, however, very much is :-D

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2020, 12:39:47 PM »
Petty Patel

Petite Prat Tell

Pretty Twat Felled

Petite Fellatio

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2020, 12:43:07 PM »
I would and I have, I hope my manky genetic footprint causes her a lot of grief

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2020, 12:43:39 PM »
Petty Patel

Petite Prat Tell

Pretty Twat Felled

Petite Fellatio

You lost it at the end

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2020, 12:55:25 PM »
Is this what used to be known as a 'hate fuck'?

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2020, 12:59:24 PM »
Do people really think Priti Patel is attractive? Is this a clever ‘joke’?

I'm with you on this one. Average looking at best.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2020, 01:03:24 PM »
It's the fact she is pure evil that gives her an essence of beauty that is unknown to us.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2020, 01:06:30 PM »
It’s definitely unknown to me.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2020, 01:10:11 PM »
Her inner ugliness shines through and distorts her natural beauty. I'd rather wank off my Uncle Terry.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2020, 01:58:43 PM »
I'd rather wank off my Uncle Terry.
Back of the queue mate

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2020, 02:01:19 PM »
Back of the queue mate

He's just showing off cos he's got options the fuckin braggin cunt

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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2020, 02:19:13 PM »
No, it's not a joke.
And you wonder why more home secretaries don't post here.
This, however, very much is :-D

Yes, loved it.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2020, 02:51:32 PM »
You can defend big tobacco
kill the poor if Boris says so
discriminate by ethnic makeup (all they do is take)

But if you can look inside you
do what Thatcher might do
that right-wing position will make your career grow--
"damn I'm Priti"

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2020, 04:12:48 PM »
https://twitter.com/KerryAGodliman/status/1230929594146066433?s=09

My favourite opinion on her.

i don't get it. couldn't this be applied to anyone smirking.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2020, 07:24:14 PM »
On one hand, I think she should get the sack because she's a mean-spirited, corrupt, dangerous fascist scumbag. On the other hand, if she got sacked she wouldn't be on the telly all the time, thus spoiling my fun.

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2020, 07:28:14 PM »
What's the Indian equivalent of a Choc Ice?

That's what Patel is.

She's Home Sec so the Tories can say they have diversity.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2020, 07:50:09 PM by Wonderful Butternut »

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2020, 07:28:42 PM »
Her inner ugliness shines through and distorts her natural beauty. I'd rather wank off my Uncle Terry.

Is that because he gives you a chocolate orange as a reward?

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Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2020, 07:37:48 PM »
Don't really want to get into an exceptionally classy bout of judging that witch by her looks, but I'm not seeing it lads. There's nothing special about her either good or bad appearance wise.

Re: Pretty Patel?
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2020, 07:40:04 PM »
She looks evil as well as being evil. Not in a sexy way. Sorry if that makes me a racist

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