Caption Competition No.208

[Shit Good Nose]

She's not that sexy.

LOLd.

Genuinely.  Mrs and little Nose asked me what was funny.  "NOTHIIIIIIING" I said, unconvincingly.

[Hobo With A Shit Pun]

"No, no, Mr Chinnery, it's me cow what's pregnant."

[thecuriousorange]

[Hand Solo]

The Thatcher & The Wry

[Mary is not amused]

Nine Inch Nails' Sesame Street guest-appearance "lacked energy".

<sub>"Trent phoned it in, again", claims pseudonymous cast-member 'Fulsome Fowl', "our chants of 'Ruiner' went unheeded".

A representative of Mr. Reznor denied allegations and added, vis-a-vis avis, viz. pedo maximus, "I hate that bird".</sub>

[ollyboro]

Here's a screengrab from Jason Biggs' latest sitcom, Outmatched.



Can you think of something funny to say about it? If you can, you may win a small amount of cauliflower.

The one when Ross visits Praia da Luz

[Johnny Yesno]

New style battering ram 'too soft' complains police special forces chief

[bgmnts]

Drug smugglers getting desperate, says Chief of Police.

[dr_christian_troy]

Elon Musk looks on disparagingly as Grimes releases new album from anus

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Y'all... y'all need Jesus

[Cerys]

Weinstein biopic 'too soon'.

[Hand Solo]

"Sorry about this, but Epstein may have lost a Rolex up there, it's of great.. sentimental value to his family."

OR

Vince Vaughn caught dressing deformed thumb as small girl to further career with Hollywood producers.