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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2020, 10:19:12 PM »
Has there ever been a more generic and forgettable big blockbuster title than "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"?
As far as Title : Subtitle names go, I'd say it's probably the least generic I've heard. Title: Evolution is far more hackneyed.

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2020, 09:00:26 AM »
Shit: for cunts

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2020, 10:26:01 AM »
Liked he first one,but then they should have been honest and called the rest 'Carry On Dinosaurs....'

Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2020, 11:08:24 AM »
Fuck apparently there are five Carnosaur movies, if you count two which didn't use the official Carnosaur name (a privileged designation for only the best cheapo dinosploitation) but both used loads of footage from the earlier movies. I guess Jurassic Park/World feels obliged to exceed that total and regain the "most dinosaur films in a franchise (excluding Godzilla who isn't a dinosaur)" crown.

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2020, 09:37:01 AM »
Godzilla was a dinosaur. Sorry is that deadnaming a proud kaiju

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2020, 01:49:58 AM »
I quite liked Jurassic World, but never bothered with the last one

I liked when their innocent babysitter got ripped up and eaten. That was nice wasn't it

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2020, 08:42:44 AM »
Must admit that I haven’t seen Fallen Kingdom.








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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2020, 09:13:29 AM »
I didn't even like the first Jurassic Park film.

I havent seen any of the films

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2020, 01:06:33 PM »
It's hard to take dinosaurs as a serious threat now that we've found out that they're a bunch of mimsy feathery popinjays.

Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2020, 01:09:39 PM »
It's hard to take dinosaurs as a serious threat now that we've found out that they're a bunch of mimsy feathery popinjays.

They'd still probably rip you to shreds though.

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2020, 02:34:53 PM »
Jurassic World: Desolation.

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2020, 04:21:46 PM »
It's hard to take dinosaurs as a serious threat now that we've found out that they're a bunch of mimsy feathery popinjays.
A scary film about birds? It'll never work.

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2020, 01:56:43 PM »
Um excuse me have you heard of HITCHCOCK?!?!?

the stuffed eagle in norman bates living room is quite scary

Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2020, 10:26:34 AM »
Just found this excellent Wikipedia page. Apparently there are no movies about killer ostriches though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_natural_horror_films

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2020, 10:42:57 AM »
Just found this excellent Wikipedia page. Apparently there are no movies about killer ostriches though.

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2020, 02:03:25 AM »
Apparently there are no movies about killer ostriches though.


I remember a film called Island of the Lost which had killer ostriches.  They were mutant or possibly prehistoric ostriches, but even so ostrichness was their predominant characteristic.

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2020, 05:09:32 AM »
Was there a classic sequence where they run to the Chariots of Fire theme?

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2020, 01:35:56 PM »
They'd still probably rip you to shreds though.

Could say the same about any feather-stuffed pillowcase.

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Re: Jurassic World: Dominion
« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2020, 01:37:50 PM »
SHARKSTRICH VS EMUGATOR coming soon to SyFy

Sick of all these Rod Hull biopics.

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