Cricket thread 2020: executing our skillsets

[sevendaughters]

I don't want him on commentary as I get too sad remembering his 99*.

he just mentioned it, said his mum is still angry at Graham Thorpe.

[Quote]

Kuldeep heading off the pitch and straight into therapy. Thuglife in full flow.

[sevendaughters]

'kinell Stokes is absolutely flambeeing them here.

[Inspector Norse]

The one wicket was a runout as well

[Thursday]

Ah well, we're definitely losing the game from here.

[sevendaughters]

ffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Cuellar]

Hahahaha here we go!

[Inspector Norse]

Stop me if you've heard this one before but surely not even England can bollox it up from here...

Good job I don't gamble eh lads

[iamcoop]

Wonderful, keep it going lads!

[poo]

when's the next proper cricket?

[Thursday]

when's the next proper cricket?

June, I think. Two matches against New Zealand, then we play these cunts again in August.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/teams/england/scores-fixtures/2021-06

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

England do seem to deal with Kuldeep quite well. Still, this is the easiest chase of 338 I've seen since... The last 15 times

[druss]

he just mentioned it, said his mum is still angry at Graham Thorpe.

Don't blame her, I'm still fucking angry at Graham Thorpe.

[Chedney Honks]

KOACH vs GRAVERAPER

[Chedney Honks]

We bombed those dogshit eating cunts into the fifth world.

[Inspector Norse]

Is there anywhere to watch proper highlights of the MADNESS? Youtube is just full of Indian fans posting 15-minute-videos of Kohli scoring singles.

[ElTwopo]

been watching some early 90s one day cricket on youtube, Nat West/B&H finals, almost a different sport.

My favourite is Surrey vs Lancashire, B&H Cup 1993 (1st Round, I think)

Lancs scored 236 off 55 overs and we join the match with Surrey on 212/1 needing 25 off 35 with 9 wickets in hand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASKcU9YROw&ab_channel=lcccvideos

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Stokes in destructive mood - from 50 off 40 balls, he went 6-6-6-1-6-4-2-6-6-2-4.

Graveraped into the AIDS coffin

[Inspector Norse]

My favourite is Surrey vs Lancashire, B&H Cup 1993 (1st Round, I think)

Lancs scored 236 off 55 overs and we join the match with Surrey on 212/1 needing 25 off 35 with 9 wickets in hand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASKcU9YROw&ab_channel=lcccvideos

Is it just me or at 3:35 does the commentator say "and suddenly you get a shitter of wickets like this"? Different times indeed.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

My favourite is Surrey vs Lancashire, B&H Cup 1993 (1st Round, I think)

Lancs scored 236 off 55 overs and we join the match with Surrey on 212/1 needing 25 off 35 with 9 wickets in hand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASKcU9YROw&ab_channel=lcccvideos

Some seriously big names plus a fat cunt lobbing in perfect yorkers while they fall to pieces.

[Inspector Norse]

Also, what happened to white helmets?

[rjd2]

Is there anywhere to watch proper highlights of the MADNESS? Youtube is just full of Indian fans posting 15-minute-videos of Kohli scoring singles.

15 mins here.

https://www.bcci.tv/videos/153873/ind-vs-eng-2021-2nd-odi-match-highlights

[Chedney Honks]

Absolutely glorious scenes. England pissed it. Stokes treating them like total dogshit. No whooping and squawking, just palliative care. Wish there had been a crowd to get brained by a few of those sixes. My mate in Mumbai was absolutely raging on WhatsApp. Hope it's totally ruined the weekend for him and his wife and son.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Wish there had been a crowd to get brained by a few of those sixes.

I wish one of them sixes hit me in the stands and my body flashed red like one of those t20 bails.

I wish it gave me AIDS and outed me as a paedo, I wish it shattered through the stadium itself like a heat seeking missile and rocketed up my family's arseholes. I wish Rohit Sharma had to pick my bollocks off the fucking moon.

[Inspector Norse]

15 mins here.

https://www.bcci.tv/videos/153873/ind-vs-eng-2021-2nd-odi-match-highlights

Cheers!

Was in the garden just now and my son saw something flying overhead so we looked it up on the flight tracker app. "33.5 Krunal to Stokes, SIX" it said.

[sevendaughters]

probably gonna be 400 apiece here, unless we balls up

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Yeo deffo Revenge of the Graverapers here today, bad feeling Pant going to be piledriving us cunts into the Tropic of Capricorn.

[Chedney Honks]

I'd just like a nice day's cricket.

[sevendaughters]

GET IN HUTCHGRAVE KOACH

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Bit of spin today then!

There's a good cricinfo article about the worst 20 pitches in test cricket. Ahmedabad features and the writer Anatha Narayanan convincingly condemns it.