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Cricket thread 2020: executing our skillsets

Started by sevendaughters, March 06, 2020, 05:40:58 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 02, 2021, 02:23:41 PM
Northants need 19 with 2 wickets left!

Off for rain at the fall of the 9th wicket. 14 runs left to score.

Harry Badger

Wow! Parnell goes and Northants lose by one run!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Despite being nominally a Yorkshire fan their batting has been seriously suspect and they are lucky as hell to have won that.

Buttler scored 124 off 64 in some twatter match in India btw cheers

Inspector Norse

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 02, 2021, 07:44:54 PM
Buttler scored 124 off 64 in some twatter match in India btw cheers

I also see that David Warner has been stripped of his team's captaincy and dropped, but is stuck in India due to travel restrictions.

What a shame.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Some good chases yesterday, Lancashire but particularly Gloucestershire chasing 348 in 78 overs.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

IPL postponed. Did a guilty laugh when I found out. Not guilty because I gave India Covid.

sevendaughters

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 03, 2021, 11:56:15 AM
Some good chases yesterday, Lancashire but particularly Gloucestershire chasing 348 in 78 overs.

CC has been absolutely ace this season so far.

Harry Badger

Stuart MacGill kidnapped and assaulted at gunpoint. Very mysterious - it seems one of the kidnappers knew him.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-56989931

sevendaughters

Probably let him go when they realised he wasn't Shane Warne! /Roy & HG voice

sevendaughters

Anderson vs Labuschagne today, should be fun!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: sevendaughters on May 06, 2021, 10:53:57 AM
Anderson vs Labuschagne today, should be fun!

No heroics thus far. Labuschagne looks like he has the most impregnable defence of nearly any batsman I've seen.

sevendaughters

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 06, 2021, 12:53:01 PM
No heroics thus far. Labuschagne looks like he has the most impregnable defence of nearly any batsman I've seen.

yeah, Lamb and Wood are decent county bowlers but Labushaaaaaaaaaane is making them look like filth merchants.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

TRJ has torn his knee cartilage in training so out for another long layoff. That's probably him done as far as England goes now.

sevendaughters


Shoulders?-Stomach!


sevendaughters

I'm enjoying how pleasingly mad it all is. Nice test for Hameed now on a low-scoring ground against Siddle and Porter.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Ollie Robinson must be wishing injuries on.. Well...all of the 6 bowlers in front of him.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Wow, yesterday was not the day to bat. Runs piling up today though.



Inspector Norse

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 06, 2021, 05:59:21 PM
Ollie Robinson must be wishing injuries on.. Well...all of the 6 bowlers in front of him.

Not to mention his teammates... just looked at the Northants scorecard

Robinson 26-7-58-5
Eight other Sussex bowlers between them 76-3-368-4

Figures so bad Safari thinks they're a phone number


Harry Badger

Jofra's fucked his elbow again,
I know it's serious,

Jofra's fucked his elbow again,
I know it's really serious,

There were times when he used to
Booo-wwwl real fast,

But you know that it looks like the red ball isn't for him
With a gash from a fishtank




Chedney Honks

Congratulations to Joe Root and the gang for killing the best new bowler we've had in twenty years.


Chedney Honks

Seems like great timing what with Jof. Welcome to the fold, buddy.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

BCCI trying to get the India test series pushed back a week for the fucking ipl.

Yeah great for the thousands of people who have hotels and trains booked

Harry Badger

Quote from: Inspector Norse on May 19, 2021, 02:39:05 PM
Australian fast bowler switches allegiance to England

My club's former treasurer was recently jailed for similar offences. He was obliged to leave the club about ten years ago the first time he got caught.

Harry Badger

Darren Stevens singlehandedly rescuing Kent against Glamorgan here - currently 95* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnMSqoHbotg

EDIT - now gone to a hundred with 8 fours and 8 sixes. Amaxing stuff.

sevendaughters

absolutely love Stevens. He's like Alfred Mynn or one of those pre-professionalisation hulks.