Cricket thread 2020: executing our skillsets

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Broad has done well in his recent rehab session. Despite straining at the leash occasionally he came through trial by paedo for first time since 2017.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Got to be a little curious about the underuse of Chase given he manages to get us in trouble so often. Dobell reckons Cornwall has been the nost dangerous. Perhaps but no wickets and mediocre economy.

Broad wrecked Holders figures. Why don't batsmen take Holder on a bit? Very handy bowler but dead batting just plays into his hands.

[poo]

Unfortunately Broad's a great cricketer.

[Inspector Norse]

Don't envy the Windies kit man having to wash Dowrich's pants after this spell

[Inspector Norse]

Oh, he's gone crying to the umpires

[Harry Badger]

Fucking sick of these lightmeter cunts

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Fucking sick of these lightmeter cunts

Yeah, 'light meter', let's all carry on pretending that's what they are

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Benign load of not much from AIDS-KRU this first half hour.

Anyone got any fresh Epstein news we can leak to the backroom staff?

[Poisson Du Jour]

Cornwall is in.

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Hope he runs amok, smashing it everywhere (then crashes through the stands like Godzilla and begins tearing down buildings throughout Manchester).

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Fucks sake.

[Inspector Norse]

Imagine being good enough at cricket that you can score 60 off 40 balls AND take 6-31 in a test match. I used to be proud of scoring 34 and going at less than a run a ball for the village seconds.

[Harry Badger]

Imagine being good enough at cricket that you can score 60 off 40 balls AND take 6-31 in a test match. I used to be proud of scoring 34 and going at less than a run a ball for the village seconds.

34? Look at you! I've never made more than 30 and am delighted to get into double figures. Not a terrible bowler mind - usually get about 20 wickets a season. Anyone played this summer? I've got a 40 over game lined up on Sunday.

[kalowski]

34? Look at you! I've never made more than 30 and am delighted to get into double figures. Not a terrible bowler mind - usually get about 20 wickets a season. Anyone played this summer? I've got a 40 over game lined up on Sunday.

Wrong thread, in case anyone thought I'd simply lost it.

[Thursday]

Burns and Sibley out there like it's day 1 and they're aiming for a draw.

[Inspector Norse]

Root fails to convert yet another fifty

[Thursday]

I think Broad might be quite good at cricket.

[Inspector Norse]

Compare the mentally and physically destroyed Windies this evening with the fit, fired-up bunch of a fortnight ago and it's clear they've picked up all manner of horrible diseases from the herd-immune England side in this biobubble.

[Harry Badger]

Stuart Broad could safely be employed as a swimming instructor or middle school teacher when he finally hangs up his boots.

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The things Denly showed them on his laptop left them shocked and appalled, ripe for any reasonable seamer to run right through them. A lot of therapy probably needed when they get back to the Windies, and some of the more fragile members like Hope and Dowrich might never recover.

That's international cricket though.

[poo]

Haha just watching the Lords 2000 WI test on iplayer - Walsh and Ambrose vs. Atherton and Vaughan. Gods vs. Cunts.

[poo]

how shit was Ramps 😂😂😂😂😂

[poo]

Graeme Hick aimlessly paddling to slip 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sevendaughters]

bit of a shot to nothing post but I like Carlos Brathwaite as summariser.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Carlos Braithwaite oscillates between very interesting and almost bafflingly worthless. A bit like his role as a player.

Whens cricket on ffs hurry up

[sevendaughters]

I think those worthless moments are him navigating the overwhelming petty middle Englishness of the majority of TMS commentators' humour.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I think Tufnell and Alison Mitchell seem to work quite well with him, good patter. Been good to have him.

Come on cricket where are u feel like pureshit® just wamt cricket

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Woakesyyyyy

[Thursday]

Woakesyyyyy

Agreed

[Thursday]

Well done paedos! WINDIES were crap in the end, but nice to see. Good that we did it while Stokes was pretty much rested.