Cricket thread 2020: executing our skillsets

[Inspector Norse]

England have completely lost the plot here.

[finnquark]

Some nice bouncers from Woakes.

[Inspector Norse]

England have completely lost the plot here.

Knew that'd do the trick

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Buttler drops another one.

[Mantle Retractor]

Buttler drops another one.

A first innings score of 11 off 32 agonising deliveries will be enough to see him on the plane to Oz for the next Ashes tour

[Cuellar]

Brilliant throw from Buttler there

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Pakistan all out

Hold on to your hats lads, it's PAEDO TIME

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

4 for 1

Burns gone, executing his skin grafts

[iamcoop]

We're gonna get smashed, can't wait. Fucking love watching Pakistan when they're in berserker mode.

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Pakistan all over these nonces.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Dom Paedo GONE

[finnquark]

Good job England only went with 8 bowlers.

[jobotic]

Beautiful

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Stokes down

We are looking at another 60 all out. Buttler at 6 Woakes at 7 🤣🤣😱🤗🤗💋💋

[iamcoop]

ABSOLUTE CHAOS. England ROCKING. Private browsing ACTIVATED.

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Oh Thug. Not you as well.

[Mantle Retractor]

Root run out imminent

[Inspector Norse]

Ludicrous ball from Abbas to Stokes there though.  Like he was guiding it by remote control.

[Chedney Honks]

Hahaha have a rare bowl of imported dogshit and bottle your wife after a CAMRA biennial before slinking off to the study for a solid sesh on TOR. Head Prefect said you can't get done if you don't produce the stuff yourself!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Ludicrous ball from Abbas to Stokes there though.  Like he was guiding it by remote control.

The new Asif. Hopefully without being a fucking crook.

[badaids]

Operation Ore detectives From Pakistan have split open this England team.  Credit card details compromising 10s of thousands of images being harvested. Del Naja, Townsend and Langham shitting themselves.

[BlodwynPig]

Oh Thug. Not you as well.

Arise Sir Paed

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The Pakistan lineup is a crack unit of specialists designed to expose and annihilate paedophilia in all its forms.

[BlodwynPig]

The Pakistan lineup is a crack unit of specialists designed to expose and annihilate paedophilia in all its forms.

Tell them they need to remain padded, even after end of play...wouldn't want them catching it and getting skittled for 53 tomorrow.

[badaids]

Naseem, 17, is masquerading as our decoy. The England team believe they have been corresponding with a 14 year old boy called Ian and have arrived in Manchester en masse with their kit bags full of jaegermesiter, poppers and condoms. They are expecting to feast on him.

But Naseem is about to reveal himself and the operation designed to ensnare these sickening bulb pansies.

[Cuellar]

Ahah 39-3 fucking YES

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Fucking useless shot from Root.

[king_tubby]

'No, Mr. Root, this is not a COVID testing facilty, we need to swab for your DNA and compare it with multiple samples from crime scenes.'

[iamcoop]

Fucking love it when we get exposed as the test cricket failures that we are.

[Thursday]

On holiday with limited data/wifi so just checking in to say it's a shame the team were allowed outside of the bubble after the windies match, as it seemed they were recovering from the vicious PAEDAIDS 19 strain. Ah well it should soon infect Pakistan, and we might have a more even 2nd and 3rd test.