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[DangledTeeth]

Hello, this is Dr Grande. I'm here today in this new stoodio, in a bit more of an informal environment. Today's question is: there isn't one. I won't mention the Patreon link in the description for this video - oops, I just did!! I'm making this video at the time of the story I'm talking about. It's a current issue.

Let me kick this motherfucker off, this is about the MAGA Trumpcunts as parhrt of the Capitol Riots in Washington D.C. At the time I'm making this video there's still a braying congregation of lower middle-clahss idiots waving flags, wearing yellow tinted hunting sunglasses, big surf hoodies and combat pants and trekking boots. New info broadcahst on the news as this descends into hell.

A quick background herhre based awn the sorry news we have so far thus now. Starting awn January five and continuing to January six twenny twenny-one, large crowds of Trumpcunts who idiotically voted for Orange Man Beahd (or Peroxide Narcissist as I call him) gathered in - SPOILER PLOT ALERT TWIST - Washington D.C. They were enormously despondent over the fact that President Orange Man Beahd had lost the election. They also believe that Trump was somehow cheated, when the reality is people voted the most for Biden because they wanted Trump out, right. So, if pout face wants to delude himself into thinking that the Alien Lizard People have rigged the election votes, this would mean he's disliked for being quite incahmpetent; therefore, he ought to believe that the general populace of the U.S. wanted him out. He was only overwhelmingly pahpular awn his only win because people underestimated Hillary Clinton's opponent in the race for presidency, and that opponent was, of course, President Narcissist.

Awn January six, people gathered and grouped together and participated as a mass of people in a Save America Rally. Uh-hah, they'd be better ahff playing Sega Rally. At about two fifteen pee em, Trumpcunts stormed the Capitol Building with several of them breaching security and accessing the building. Apparently, they didn't leave the premises in a tidy condition. This is the firhrst time this has happened since 1814... that's the year, right, naht almost quarter past six pee em. The perpetrators at the time were British, which makes sense as back then they were still a mob of inebriated hooligans who were mad that Quakers United lost to Georgian Rovers in the Half-a-crown Cup Final.

At the doorhrs of the House Chambers, there was a stand-ahff between government law enforcement agents and Trumpcunts. One female protester was tragically shart by the fascist police - as of now, it's naht been made clear if she isn't white. She later died of a gun wound inflicted by a weapon which propels projectiles into ahbjects - she was more of a human than an ahbject.

Two explosive devices were found nearby... they were escorted ahff the premises, bundled into a police car and were advised to each go awn a diet, uh-hah. In the ahfternoon of January six, Dahnald Trump told protesters to stand by for the Proud Boys. He said: "remember this historical event in the heart of your mind". Erm, I'm naht surhre why you'd want to remember an embarrassing mahb of dimwits ruining the internal ambiance of a wonderful building, although this is coming from a man who still cherishes his photo album of his wedding day.

Trump wasn't particularly forceful, he didn't say: "stop bringing shame awn this great nation, fuck to off with you all, all of you." He also said that he'd never accept defeat and said Mike Pence is an unforgivable poopyhead who squeezes out devastating farhrts. This is interesting because White House stahff have reporhrtedly stated that Trump lives up to his surname; while Mike does drop the ahdd guff here and there, Dahnald's stinkers have fooled White House cleaning stahff into ahsking the maintenance people if they could check the air ventilation ducts if there was a dead raccoon in therhre. A brief investigation revealed that Trump continuously left the doorhr open to the Presidential Jahn. Air Force One catering stahff have complained about the malodorous ahftermath of Trump's turds, which have caused them to refer to the aircrahft as 'Air Fart Bum' or 'Ass Forced One'.

Some people have called for Trump to be fucked ahff, others had called it an insurrection. I would call it 'a typical day in pahlitics'.

So, let me offer my analysis: This is why I dislike pahlitics so much: people who are Republican like anything that's Republican, while Democrats like anything that's associated with Democrats. To some Republicans, the opposing side is beahd. To some Democrats, the opposing side is also beahd. It is a simplistic and dangerous way to view the world. The reality is: Trump lost, now get over it, you blubbering battalion of reprobates. People who discourteously force their way in to a landmark of a government building because an overrated asshole is on the brink of being demoted through a democratic prahcess are unreasonable people.

Democracy is excellent - I cayn't emphasise that enough. A win may naht be a win for the loser, but it's a win for the democratic prahcess. Then the next time is decided by more voting. There has to be a winner or else everyone dies of death. It's kind of like Star Wars: "these are naht the droids you're looking for". Oh, sorry, I said that awn my video for the rockstar rapper with the tattooed face. Actually, it's like a jury, where the people say: "Well, he did eat that old man's lunch at the festival, but he did return a stray cat to the little girl. I don't think he was interested in the dropped necklace".

There are several features to the mahb mentalities; they're all facial and neither of them appearhred satisfied. And many of them can be seen awn the news. Superstitions evolve in a crowd and we can trace it back to Orange Man Beahd over the theory that the Alien Lizard People stole the election.

Noisy People. Violence. Devalue the values of democracy. This won't do whatsoever, if you ask me. This conspiracy is stupid. It's reckless. It's naht fooling around. Adjust your attire and compose yourself, ahrait.

People have mentioned in the past that "Trump maaaybeee a bit of an asshole". Well, this situation supporhrts this sentiment. Narcissism is not your friend - I am. The concern herhre is that Trump will use his power to do what he wants; people are disappointed that his scheduled golf trip to Scotland isn't one-way.

I don't think this is a conservative versus liberal fiasco. In fact, conservatives can be conservatives but disagree with Trump behaviour. Similarly, liberals can be liberal but dislike Obama's stahnce awn some things. The analogy I would use here is a police officer working for a respected police captain. The officer says: "these are naht the droids your are looking for". Oh wait, I already did that one. Well, I'll use the analogy of auditions and cahsting for a musical. The director tells the unsuccessful candidates that "you're aren't the Nathan Detroits we are looking for", but they respect the decision of the director and go home without storming the Capitol Building in an attempt to grab pahlitics by the nutsack.

Trump will naht be the president for much longer - YYYYESS! - and I wonder if his attitood hasn't shifted from 'trying not to be fired for being an insufferable lunatic', when he can go back in time and terminate Joe - hasta la vista, Biden!

Brahnze Trump promoted a fucking lie. He falsely said the election was stolen, but the only thing that was stolen was his sense of decency, although maybe the burglars of his mind vacated his space once they realised that there was nothing there except forhr an I.O.U note signed by his mother and father. This deception spread like butter to a slice of bread, and some Republicans turned themselves into a sandwich; it wasn't delicious, just delirious. The protestors were conduits of Trump's narcissistic rage.

I remember this archaic movie called Die Hard from the days of the horse and cart - I talked about this in my video titled 'Is Die Hard an Xmas Movie?' - there was a scene in that where the character Jahn McClane, played by Bruised Willies, says "Yippee kay yay, motherfucker! These are naht the droids you are looking for". That's how I feel with these pahliticians.

I've been dealing with narcissists over the years as a clinician, and in my clinical experience, I've found that they love to talk about themselves. They had cluster B features like anti-social, histrionic, borderline, and dickwad syndrome - the list goes awn. They wreaked havok in their own environments. Narcissism is not good for anybody.

Those are my thaughts awn the Capital Riots. Please put any opinions or questions in the cahmments section they always generate an interesting dialogue. As always, I hope you found my analysis to be interesting. Thanks for staying at home and behaving yourselves in a dignified way.

[DangledTeeth]

Hi, Dr Grande here. Have you gotten used to the current brickwork stoodio? If you haven't, tough nutsack to you! It's naht as warm and likable as my office setup, looks like a set a criminahlogy cahntent creatorhr would have. And there's this obtrusive mic arhrm in the wuay, but at least you can see the motion of my hands, with a hint of pointing when I say "I'll put the link in the description for this video". And the plahnt and small drawer is an improvement to the wall space. Maybe I can hang up a cubist painting to your left.

Today's question is: what is OnlyFans and what's its impact on mental health? Just a reminder, I'm naht diagnosing any of the scantily clad ladies in this video, only(fans) speculating on what could be happening in a situation like this.

OnlyFans is an awnline service which started off in twenny sixteeen, it's quite similar to Patreon in terhrms of structure because both services have a subscription tier, where people can pay a monthly fee (or however lahng they want to use it) to access the cahntent. OnlyFans ahffers the cahntent creatorhr a virtual gallery where they can upload explicit and salacious photograhphs and videos. I myself do naht have an OnlyFans account and I do naht plan on starting one anytime soon *contemplative sideways nod* unless, erm, there's demand to see several 30-second clips of me strutting my glutes while I wear a pair of Wolford pantyhose or stahkings, orhr photogreaphic depictions of myself contemplating the link between ADD and folie a deux as I stand triumphantly with a sem-my erection at a wardrobe mirhrrorhr. Perhaps I could wear a tharng and raise my thigh up, purse my lips and gingerly rest my index finger near to my lower lip.

There's been cahntroversy in this awnline community because one woman distributed cahntent of herself and earned 1 million dollars. Now, all the an-tie feminist bro men are dismayed that women, like her, get to frahlic around in a sexual manner thereby never having to do a hard days worhrk at a warehouse, construction site orhr factory *glances sideways* but they usually say that these 'etharts' are past their prime by the age of thirty and OnlyFans can only be used for those over the age of 18, so they could have a little overhr or under a decade to compete with countless other women and be hugely successful financially, while society views awnline sex workers or pornogreaphic actresses as good-for-nothing whores and may lead to future employ and relationship prahblems. Generally speaking, female promiscuity is frowned upahn by men, and material awn the internet can be reproduced and widely shared awn an enormous scale over the years, which could cause embarrassment for the performerhr when - or if - they alter their career pahth. Uh-hagh, I don't know why those dudes get so worhrked up about it.

I guess that the customers who can pay inordinate sums of money for something you can find for free are young, inexperienced and lonely. Or as intellectual powerhouses awn the internet call them: simps. This term does have accuracy when used in the correct cahntext, for exahmple: a guy invests money into a tenuous relationship or to attract the opposite sex. But the prahblem is when the 'bros' and alt-right people apply this term to people paying cahmpliments to or defending women on a cahmments section.

It may be safer to prahstitoot yourself awnline compared to selling your shrub and canyon at nocturnal hours, but there are risks with interaction awnline. I covered this tahpic awn a previous video, where a guy developed an obsession with a cam girl and he withdrew lots of money, his parents provided therapy for him, but he gave it all up and went awn to mhrdhrhr his mom, dad and brother. This is incredibly rare and a laht of sex workrhrs awnline prahbably won't trigger some unhinged fruit basket into exterminating his biolahgical associates.

Some sex workhrhrs - both offline and awnline - can have mental health issues or develop afflictions from an unglamorous line of worhrk. If I had guys sending me emojis and requesting me to shove a replica of a penis in one of my orifices or to perform a roleplay scenario in a latex dress, I'd prahbably suffer from anxiety.

Those are my thaughts awn OnlyFans and it's impact awn people. Please put any opinions you have into the cahmments section, they always generate an interesting dialogue. As always, I hope you found my insight into this tahpic to be interesting. Thank you and thanks for watching.

[DangledTeeth]

Hello, this Dr Grande. Today's question is: Can I analyse the mental health and personality factors of Pahwl Millerhr otherwise known as Gypsy Crusader. Just a reminder, I've put the link to Patreon in the description for this video, and I'm naht diagnosing a website, only speculating about what the prahblem is with this neo-Nazi asshole. As you've perhaps guessed, this is a sort of NSFW tahpic, but I will provide YouToob links of PG-rated cahntent.

Pahwl Miller has gained notoriety awn the website called Omegle, it's a place where people can have randomised chats veeya webcam and communicate through a dialog bahx by using a keyboard or keypad. I remember this service around early 2010. There wasn't the webcam element at the time. It was quite fun for about a week or so, but the nahvelty wore off and I forgart that it existed.

As his pseudonym Gypsy Crusader, Pahwl has primarily dressed as Wahkeen Phoenix's version of the Joker from the 2019 movie of the same name - I didn't like this movie much, nor did I think much of its prequel 'Taxi Driver', although Love Actually is in my tahp five (I'm naht joking). The Gypsy Crusader has also dressed as Super Mahrio, Santa Claus, and The Riddler from the Batman franchise, calling himself 'Right-wing Riddler'. Pahwl's content is highly questionable; there's overt racism, homophobia and fat-shaming going awn. But he, at least, is respectful towards children of vahrious age groups and seems despahndent by the fact that they're using Omegle with no parental supervision, I'll put the link to a YouTube example in the dialogue for this video somehow. And another toned-down exahmple. There's something peculiar about a guy wearing a crown with a Swastika affixed to it, wearing an intimidating cahmbat vest with far-right emblems, while praising a girl for shaving her hair to signify that her friend has cancer.

Quite irahnically, to a kid, he says: "there are a laht of weirdos on here, sweetheart". *Contemplative nod* Yes. Awn another video, while dress as the Joker, he asks two girls, "What do you think of the Jews?". Well, the Jews certainly are good enough to have written, directed and starred in the successful film called Joker. *Shakes head* I can't believe that I'm naht making this shit up... I just said that Joker is a successful movie. Throwing shade.



What are the origins of the Gypsy Crusader? Well, according to Pahwl, he was a freelahnce journalist who lahst his jarb through the actions of BLM and Antifa *frowns* I supposed the C.E.O of his own company couldn't have a negative character representing his business. He claims that he was attacked by an Antifa mahb, then they or BLM supporhrters darxxed him ahfterwards, but there doesn't seem to be evidence of him being attacked. So, now he plays awn the downtrahdden aspect in the same way as Joker - a guy who's been assaulted by a small group, while just trying to do the best that he can yet loses his jarb, and now he's a 'mahnster'. It seems that his claims are dubious. There's evidence that he used to be parhrt of a gym, perhaps one that's exclusively for Muay Thai and he was warned about his behaviour several times before he left orhr they kicked him out.

Let's take a swim in the O.C.E.A.N. His openness to experience seems mid-range, he likes the cinematic arhrts, appreciates intellectual debates in pahlitics, and is familiar with pahp culturhre. He seems low in cahnscientiousness for an ahbvious reason. His extroversion is very high, no doubt about that, considering his outspoken ways awn Omegle and firmly questioning (who could be) Ghislaine Maxwell, or an associate who looks like her. He doesn't seem to be agreeable from what I've seen. His neurahticism seems to be mid-range. He seems quite calm in confrontational situations and appears mildly frustrated and saddened by people's interests and behaviour.

Quite ahddly, naht that this matters by itself but for what he represents it does matter, he doesn't look particularly white. Some people have cahmmented that he's said that he's Russian, others say that he's Italian, and others stated that he's a Romani Gypsy or Turkish-Indian. Still, it doesn't excuse his appalling behaviour. As he said "I'm naht an evil man" and I believe him, so there's hope that he can change his views and then focus awn something that's fulfilling.

Those are my thaughts awn Pahwl Millerhr, the Gypsy Crusaderhr. Please formulate a legible sennence and submit it to my cahmments section of interesting dialogue. As always, I hope you enjoyed one of my daily videos which I last posted here over a month ago. Thanks for watching.

[DangledTeeth]

Hello, this is Dr Grande. Today's question is: can I analyse the Kellyanne Cahnway cahntroverhrsy involving her daughter Claudia?. Although the question ought to be: can I analyse the personality profile of someone who thinks that a bare brick wall is a homely backdrahp? Just a reminder: I'm naht diagno-sing anyone in this video (that doesn't mean to say that I am in any other video about the same subject), only Patreoning my link in the description for this video.

Kellyanne Cahnway is a political cahnsultant and senior counsellor (but naht in mennal health tahpics) for Dahnald Trump when he was president. At the time I'm making this video, she is fifty-four wrinkles old. Before that, she helped to run his campaign in twenny sixteen. She is married to a lawyer called Jahn Cahnway, and has fourhr children: the a-forementioned Claudia, George, Charlotte and Vanessa.

Kellyanne has been involved in a variety of cahntroversies over the years. Exahmples: the phrase 'alternative facts', which are otherwise known as bullshit awn Deceit mountain. She promoted a line of accessories by Ivanka Trump during an interview as a federal employee. Kellyanne's decorum is naht desirable, for she sat awn an Oval Ahffice sofa on her shins and opened a video sent via Whatsapp; it was a compilation video of funny occurrences, but a sound clip of orgasmic groaning was included in the lahst ten seconds of the video. How embarrassing. I suppose she did naht read the "How to Decrease the Vahlume or Active Silent Mode" manual, otherwise known as a general manual supplied with a cellphone. In twenny nineteen, the U.S. Ahffice of Special Counsel cited Kellyanne for violating the Hatch Act - no idea. But she was disparaging Democratic presidential candidates while functioning in her official capacity. She uploaded a coomer meme to Instagram with 'Biden won't remember losing'. And she said in a tweet that Bernie Sanders is a cahmmie with a solid gold helicahptorhr and three mansions.

In 2020 after months of publicly feuding with her daughter Claudia, Kellyanne announced that she was fucking off out of pahlitics for the foreseeable future to devote her time to family matters. 215 episodes spread acrahss nine seasons will take some time to get through. I guess she could read the 'How to Binge-watch Sitcahm Bahxsets' guide.

Claudia Cahnway became pahpular awn social media, particularly Tik-Tahk and Twitter. I'm guessing that she mimed to some Soundcloud rap music and shared a Shaun King or Rachel Cargle tweet awn Twitter and added an applying-fingernail-pahlish emoji and said something about tea with handclap emojis in between each word. *Shakes head* I'm naht wholly familiar with what these whippersnappers are doing to ahcuppy their time in this day and age. At the time I'm making this video, she is sixteen years old. Many of the posts that Claudia makes are cahntorversial. She is an-tie Trump and is very critical of her mother. I won't repeat the spiteful language that Claudia used to describe her mother because some of you may be offended by the terms "astronomically disappointing cunt" and "queen of the cum-dumpsters".

Claudia has been active awn social media since twenny fifteen. But it wasn't until 2020 when she became exceedingly pahpularhr. Let's take a look at some of her statements and events in the timeline: she said that she feels she's been shut down by her family. I'm guessing she read the "How to Delude Yourself into Believing that You are a Microsahft Operating System" pamphlet. She and her family argue about pahlitics all the time. Her mother ahsked her to take down some of her videos, but Claudia respectful declined by saying "fuck off, mom, you skanky asshole!!".

She has wished her mother success and fortune, so we see a back and forhrth here. Some of her pahpular videos about pahlitics have disappeared. Her father has requested the media to stahp contacting his daughter for a front-page news scoop. Claudia claims that he attempted to delete her profiles - and how right he was to make this alleged attempt. Come awn, she's naht yet a responsible woman; there is more to life than making a complete ass of yourself awn Tik-Tahk and posting pithy statements awn Twitter about tahpical things. Familiarise yourself with Airfix prahducts or learn how to do embroidery.

The back and forth between her and her mother has been vituperative and hahstile to say the least. She referred to Kellyanne's arguments as "pure cuntness and erroneous". Claudia has referred to her mother as 'Belly Kelly' because she's so full of herself. In August 2020, Claudia posted a Tik-tahk video that surprisingly wasn't of her miming to gahd-awful trap music orhr throwing her shoe in the air and then magically wearing a ball gown once it 'lands' awn her foot. She indicated that she was clinically depressed, has been assaulted, has experience nahn-stahp CPS investigations, and suggested that her mother had her arrested. She later said that she was looking for a family lawyer and naht lahng after this she was talking about pursuing emancipation; she said this was because of childhood trahma and abuse.

And now I come awn to my analysis: Tik-Tahk is widely annoying. Don't you hate it when you go awn Instagram and at the top-right of the Explorhre page there's one of those Reels videos depicting their Tik-Tahk shit. Do you see me, Dr Tahdd Grande, mouthing that I have a "small waist, pretty face and a big bank", leaping while rotating in the air to show my jean-clad posterior to the world? No. In my expert opinion, she should naht have posted anything to social media. I think she's naht old enough to understand the mechanisms of pahlitics, and teenagers usually are dramatic and have cahnflicts with their parents. It's a whole lot of hubbub over essentially nothing.

Those are my thaughts awn the Claudia and Kellyanne cahntroverhrsy. Please don't put any opinions in the cahmments section this time because it'll be negative dialogue because of your disagreement with me. This once, you won't find my analysis to be interesting or helpful, thanks for watching.

[DangledTeeth]

Hello, welcome to the Dr Grande Experience *swings arm upwards, points with thumb* including a brick wall. Today's question is: can I analyse the life, death and personality of Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh?

Just a reminder: don't let the opening screen fool you. I'm naht the Duke of Edinburgh, although I hope to be soon. What it means is the subject forhr this video is about the Duke of Edinborrow; and I am Dr Grande, your trusty host for this video.

If you enjoy this video please like... this video (orhr any others you enjoyed wahtching) and subscribe to Dr Tahdd Grande and stay notified forhr the newest mennal health tahpic by smashing that bell icahn. Now, I'm naht familiar with donation pages although I know that they exist, so the best thing you can do is to supporhrt me a Patreon in orderhr for us to supply the Brillish government with enough money to pay for Prince Philip's funeral at this melanchahlic and econahmically troubled time.

And speaking of 'time', it's timeline time: Aitch ar aitch Philip Battenedmountbergmount was born Philip awn June ten nineteen twenny-one in Mon Repos, Corfu, Kingdom of Greece. At that time, he was the king of Greasemark - and yes, I did enunciate this with an 'a' and an 's'. His father was Prince Andrew - naht to be confused with Jeffrey Epstein's pal, the shamed Earl of Woking - and his mother was Princess Alice of Battenberg. Philip had four female siblings... they were sisters. Prince Andrew, the OG, got into a bit of trouble during his serhrvice in the army, for he wasn't exactly the best. He was court marshalled and banished from Greece (naht necessarily in that orderhr). They moved to Frahnce.

Philip did well at school. He excelled in Pheasant Shooting, English Literature, Classics, Eco-capitalism, Etiquette and Latin. He was deemed a know-it-all yet people found him to be posh and distinctly regal. Philip's mother was diagnosed with schizophrenia, and it's been said that you have more chahnce of developing a mental illness if a relative suffers from one, so perhaps that explains some of his gaffes over the years - which I'll come to later awn. He had little cahntact with her since she was assigned to a mental institution. Parents died years later.

In 1939, Philip entered the Britannia Royal Naval Cahllege in Dart-mouth (I actually pronounce it the Brillish-English way - muhf - but this isn't really me). Duhring a tour of the cahllege, Queen Elizabeth ahsked Philip to escorhrt the queen's daughters, Elizabeth and Margaret. Elizabeth was only thirteen at that time *cough*. It wasn't the firhrst time they met, the first was in 1934 when Phillip was 12 and Elizabeth was 7. Of course, I'm speaking about Elizabeth who wasn't the queen at that time; I'm referring to Queen Elizabeth's daughter Elizabeth of the same name. Elizabeth was the great-great granddaughter of Victoria, and so was Philip. I mean Philip also was the great-great grandson of Victoria. So... distant inbreds, essentially.

Philip and Elizabeth started a romantic relationship, gaht married, had several children and they attended many cahmmonwealth functions, Royal Variety Performance shows and openings for educational institutions. In April nine twenny twenny-one, Prince Philip succumbed to the eternal void forever. He shall be dearly missed by members of his royal family and people who like waving Union Jack flags as they catch a glimpse of a cahnvoy leaving Bucking-ham Palace.

OCEAN. Openness (to experience), cahnscientiousness, extroversion, agreeableness and neurahticism. Well, the Duke of Edinborrow is doubtless open to experience, with a great education, appreciation of the arts and he is a keen traveller. From what I understand, he is cahnscientious of the environment and single-handedly developed an award for people who are at an academic disadvantage or some shit like that, but he doesn't seem mindful of what he has said, which has caused confusion and light offence to some people, so we see a mid-range score herhre. And it goes without saying, the Prince is extroverted. It's naht known if he expresses his emotions or becomes easily saddened by certain things, as royal life behind palace doors is pretty secretive.

Now I come awn to the famous gaffes of Prince Duke, Edin of Philipborrow:

"I wouldn't want to live here with all this hot weather. I suppose the natives don't have to be concerned. After all, they've already caught enough of the sun" - said to a journalist at the opening of Windhoek Royal Observatory duhring a state visit to Namibia, 1973

"First, they complain about a rise in heroin addiction, and now they've opened another public toilet. Some people cannot make up their minds" - stated on a tour of Salford, Greater Manchester, in 2002.

"I've come across a Stella before, the last time was on my visit to Glasgow" - awn meeting Stella McCartney at a fashion show spahnsored by the Duke of Edinburgh Awards, 2005

"The French are hideous wankers. Well, most of them, the nicer ones are just ghastly twats" - said at a ceremonial dinner for a state visit to Frahnce ahfter the opening for World Cup '98, 1998.

"I hope this Elton John tribute act ends soon. It's too queer for my liking." - overheard during Gareth Gate's performance, Royal Variety Performance, 2003.

"I haven't seen many cats and dogs around here" - to Lee Kuan Yew upahn meeting him at a U.N. gala in the Republic of Singapore, 1967

"Reminds me of a Caribbean cruise" - the Duke made this cahmment to Elizabeth at a royal opening forhr Brixton swimming baths, in 1980. There was some ambiguity about his cahmment and the Duke clarified: "The cruise ship we were on had swimming facilities. Mentioning the general destination of the cruise was certainly not meant to be an insult towards the coloureds"

"I've always admired the hard work of Indian and Bangladeshi people. I've attempted to make a curry for myself and it's not easy to prepare." - from an interview with The Mail on Sunday, 1993

"Oh, you're an MP!? It's amazing what lesbians can achieve these days" - his words upahn meeting M.P. Ann Widdecombe, 1988

Those are the made-up quotes. Please put any tributes you have in the cahmments section, they are sure to generate an interesting cry-along. As always, I hope you found my analysis and tribute to be emotional. Thanks for sobbing.

HRH Prince Duke Philip Battenborrow
1921 - 2021
Refined Important Prince.

[Dr Rock]

Hello, this Dr Grande. Or rather Doc Grande. As you can see I'm now a rootin' tootin' cowboy from the cowboy times of yesteryear. Pew pew! Today's question is: can I analyse the mental health and personality factors of The Nolan Sisters. Friendly reminder pardner, I've put the link to that old spitoon called Patreon in the description for this new-fangled youtube video, whatever them darned things are. And I won't be fixin' to diagnamose nobody, only reckoning what the hell might be going on in a case like this.

The Nolan Sisters are some kind of musical group from England or Ireland, and if you ask me they is all plum crazy. Jumpin' Jehosephat, each one's got a mouth bigger than the other. In my day I'd have put them over my knee and spanked some of that sass out of them.

If we examine them for signs of the dark triad, which is, er, naughtiness, uppityness and hysteria, they all indicate they would score highly. Especially that one who drove Mr Blonde mental in that Big Brother house. Wait, that was Denise Welch. Who's she? Sorry I'm not feeling myself today. I took some pills earlier.

So in conclusion, I'm going to mosey on down to the chemists and get me some sarsaparilla to offset the pills. This is Doc Grande, the gun-slinging man of mystery, riding the range and foiling mischief and shooting indibums. Happy trails.