Author Topic: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II  (Read 36266 times)

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #120 on: June 22, 2021, 02:16:33 PM »
"No, we can't give that away as a prize"


It's the protracted way Ted says prize so nonchalantly that makes me giggle more than other more obvious lines.

Mobius

  • he who hingeth aboot getteth hee haw
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #121 on: June 22, 2021, 09:28:29 PM »
Kevin Nealon's "You got a minute?" every time he's on a chat show just as he goes to tell a story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDqVXg1nYS4

Loved that. Kevin is awesome.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #122 on: July 01, 2021, 10:17:03 PM »
Not a huge fan of the US Office which my partner is watching every bloody night but there are usually a few lines that make me laugh.

I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I've only seen "Antz."

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #123 on: July 11, 2021, 06:14:52 PM »
'I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman.'


The Mollusk

  • Das ist not eine booby!
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #124 on: July 18, 2021, 02:07:23 PM »
I come here with the intention of posting stuff often and almost always realise that typing the context of the joke sucks the energy out of the line I want to post. I have one today which I feel may be unidentifiable without that context but fuck it, I’m doing it.

“I’m not paying to cool the out of doors!”

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #125 on: July 18, 2021, 04:01:17 PM »
I come here with the intention of posting stuff often and almost always realise that typing the context of the joke sucks the energy out of the line I want to post. I have one today which I feel may be unidentifiable without that context but fuck it, I’m doing it.

“I’m not paying to cool the out of doors!”

One of my favorite lines ever, up there with the same gentleman's delivery of "IT'S NOT FOR YOU!!!" in another sketch from that show...

The Mollusk

  • Das ist not eine booby!
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #126 on: July 19, 2021, 08:59:18 PM »
Haha, glad it’s not just me who loves that line maybe a bit too much, it is amazing.

I’ve been showing it to my fiancée recently and we were both in stitches at that, and also from the TTOMO sketch: “I ain’t got no flyin’ shoes.”

Bernice

  • a turkey is a bad person (he/him)
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #127 on: July 20, 2021, 03:01:38 PM »
Greatest sketch show ever, I reckon.

And yeah, Bob has so many lines that are not that funny on paper but slay because of his delivery. Half of them are just stuck in my lexicon now.

eg "Keep the change"

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2021, 09:46:57 PM »
Olympus has Fallen is on in this room. Hilariously shit.

I made myself laugh when a bloke said "They've taken the White House" by having the other bloke say "Sorry? They've taken the what house?"

Damn, I'm good

kalowski

  • Maclunkey
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #129 on: August 01, 2021, 10:34:52 AM »
You know, not a day goes by without me thinking of the three voices that say "justice" in the Day Today death row sketch.
Love that they picked Martin Sheen.

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #130 on: August 01, 2021, 04:11:26 PM »
"with great power comes great responsitrilitrance"


The way Key delivers every line is stunning.

kalowski

  • Maclunkey
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #131 on: August 17, 2021, 10:06:32 PM »
Not much up top but who wants to shag Bamber Gascoigne? Not even Mrs Gascoigne.

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