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Fr.Bigley

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #120 on: June 22, 2021, 02:16:33 PM »
"No, we can't give that away as a prize"


It's the protracted way Ted says prize so nonchalantly that makes me giggle more than other more obvious lines.

Mobius

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #121 on: June 22, 2021, 09:28:29 PM »
Kevin Nealon's "You got a minute?" every time he's on a chat show just as he goes to tell a story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDqVXg1nYS4

Loved that. Kevin is awesome.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #122 on: July 01, 2021, 10:17:03 PM »
Not a huge fan of the US Office which my partner is watching every bloody night but there are usually a few lines that make me laugh.

I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I've only seen "Antz."

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #123 on: July 11, 2021, 06:14:52 PM »
'I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman.'


The Mollusk

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #124 on: July 18, 2021, 02:07:23 PM »
I come here with the intention of posting stuff often and almost always realise that typing the context of the joke sucks the energy out of the line I want to post. I have one today which I feel may be unidentifiable without that context but fuck it, I’m doing it.

“I’m not paying to cool the out of doors!”

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #125 on: July 18, 2021, 04:01:17 PM »
I come here with the intention of posting stuff often and almost always realise that typing the context of the joke sucks the energy out of the line I want to post. I have one today which I feel may be unidentifiable without that context but fuck it, I’m doing it.

“I’m not paying to cool the out of doors!”

One of my favorite lines ever, up there with the same gentleman's delivery of "IT'S NOT FOR YOU!!!" in another sketch from that show...

The Mollusk

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #126 on: July 19, 2021, 08:59:18 PM »
Haha, glad it’s not just me who loves that line maybe a bit too much, it is amazing.

I’ve been showing it to my fiancée recently and we were both in stitches at that, and also from the TTOMO sketch: “I ain’t got no flyin’ shoes.”

Bernice

  • a turkey is a bad person (he/him)
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #127 on: July 20, 2021, 03:01:38 PM »
Greatest sketch show ever, I reckon.

And yeah, Bob has so many lines that are not that funny on paper but slay because of his delivery. Half of them are just stuck in my lexicon now.

eg "Keep the change"

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2021, 09:46:57 PM »
Olympus has Fallen is on in this room. Hilariously shit.

I made myself laugh when a bloke said "They've taken the White House" by having the other bloke say "Sorry? They've taken the what house?"

Damn, I'm good

kalowski

  • Maclunkey
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #129 on: August 01, 2021, 10:34:52 AM »
You know, not a day goes by without me thinking of the three voices that say "justice" in the Day Today death row sketch.
Love that they picked Martin Sheen.

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #130 on: August 01, 2021, 04:11:26 PM »
"with great power comes great responsitrilitrance"


The way Key delivers every line is stunning.

kalowski

  • Maclunkey
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #131 on: August 17, 2021, 10:06:32 PM »
Not much up top but who wants to shag Bamber Gascoigne? Not even Mrs Gascoigne.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #132 on: September 22, 2021, 10:52:54 PM »
You've got shit shoes on, you shitty-shoed bastard

The Mollusk

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #133 on: September 24, 2021, 06:39:13 PM »
“Yeah well hurry up about it because they’re executing my best man in three days, and they ran out of the drugs so they’re just gonna throw him off the roof.”

Also same character, same episode:

“Great, and a condom of heroin exploded in my stomach this morning so this whole day has been for the birds.”

TrenterPercenter

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #134 on: September 26, 2021, 03:35:21 PM »
You know, not a day goes by without me thinking of the three voices that say "justice" in the Day Today death row sketch.
Love that they picked Martin Sheen.

I am the same; also can't help blurting out a Martin Sheen "Jurstice" when anyone says "Justice" in my presence.

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« Reply #135 on: September 26, 2021, 03:37:53 PM »
Beef "a bounty baaar, the most coconutual of all the baaaaaaaaars"

That always pops into my head when I see one and I always laugh and buy one.

TrenterPercenter

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #136 on: September 26, 2021, 03:48:27 PM »
Rick: "Neil, the bathroom's free, unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta."

ETA: I have too many favourite Simpsons quotes to mention. Bart reading off Homer's cue cards and going, "Hello, Mr...Kurns? I bad want...money now. Me sick. So pick please me, Mr Burns," always makes me laugh.

"Oh he card reads good"

See also always sunny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpBlk7J4rk

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #137 on: September 27, 2021, 12:06:30 AM »
From One Foot in the Grave

I mean, this is the end to a perfect week, isn't it?

To come home and find your husband has taken up necrophilia!

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #138 on: September 29, 2021, 10:49:57 PM »
From One Foot in the Grave

I mean, this is the end to a perfect week, isn't it?

To come home and find your husband has taken up necrophilia!
Margaret got the best rants in that series.

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