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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2020, 11:09:57 AM »
Big fan of Richard Lewis' "who the fuck are you? [insert name here]?" in Curb.

A favourite is when Larry decides he wants to be a car salesman.

"Who the fuck are you? Willy Loman?"

Haha literally last night watched the one where Larrys being auctioned off for charity and he goes "What is this, Roots?"

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2020, 04:57:03 PM »
Big fan of Richard Lewis' "who the fuck are you? [insert name here]?" in Curb.

A favourite is when Larry decides he wants to be a car salesman.

"Who the fuck are you? Willy Loman?"

I liked it when Larry dips his nose in his coffee and he asks him if he's a goose.

ollyboro

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2020, 02:12:56 AM »
Hair by Crazy Meg of Bedlam Hair.

Polymorphia

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2020, 01:25:50 AM »
Dan Ashcroft of Nathan Barley saying, "The idiots are winning, yeah, they're winning, the idiots."

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2020, 04:38:41 PM »
Cornell Crawford: Well choke my chicken! Your name's Pear right? You lived next door to Frank, am I right?

Arlo Pear: Yeah.

Cornell Crawford: Small world ain't it?

Arlo Pear: Too small.

Cornell Crawford: Frank says you're a real asshole and if you fuck with me, I'll kill you, you understand?

Twit 2

  • “As sound as an apple.”
Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2020, 10:48:35 AM »
Piers at Jeff’s ex-law firm party:

“Did you know there’s an island in Indonesia where you can hunt people?”

Jerzy Bondov

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Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2020, 02:31:37 PM »
Haha literally last night watched the one where Larrys being auctioned off for charity and he goes "What is this, Roots?"
My favourite line from Richard Lewis in Curb is when his girlfriend's had an allergic reaction and he says "Know what would match her head? A dress made of turnips and blood." He gets a laugh out of Larry with that one.

Re: Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2020, 03:07:10 AM »
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HANK: See, Bobby, I have a cousin named Dusty. He’s the one with the beard. Uh, the one on the left.

BOBBY: We’re related to ZZ Top?!

HANK: Not so loud, son! See, rock stars have different morals and values. Now, Dusty’s coming by the house tomorrow. Do not ask him what time it is. He always says "it’s time to rock".

The tiny disdainful wheeze Judge puts in the delivery of "time to rock" makes it magical for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBNwh4KBWLI

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