Author Topic: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16  (Read 795 times)

machotrouts

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In probably 2007 or thereabouts, a barely pubescent me looked up some titles of actual porn films, then spent a day drawing fake cartoon covers for them. I don't remember what, if anything, I intended to do with these; I don't think I ever posted them anywhere.

I just found them now on an old backup hard drive, and I still think most of them are funny now I'm a grown-up. So I guess I'll post them here in H.S. Art. They range from charming to incredibly unpleasant. That's 16-year-olds for you.

























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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2020, 03:11:00 PM »
very nice

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2020, 08:55:11 PM »
Very good work indeed you demented weird little shit.

Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2020, 09:17:59 PM »
Genuine laugh at 'try it, you'll like it'. Excellent work.

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2020, 10:24:43 PM »
LOL'd at Hole Hunters

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2020, 10:31:14 PM »


Deserves full size for the fish, expressions and general spare ambience.

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2020, 06:00:29 AM »
^ thoughtfully labelled the bait box as " maggots", too. That bemused expression is also conveyed well on the face of the perplexed pianist in the "Real Hidden Sex" picture.

Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2020, 08:16:22 AM »
Excellent work, especially Amateur Angel, Be A Porn Star and Real Hidden Sex. Although the initial post is a little too much of a window into your early life. "I was just looking up the titles Dad!"

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2020, 08:24:24 AM »
I had little to no interest in porn beyond its comedic potential when I was 16. Everyone in it always looked too old and busy. Full of men who looked like they had jobs.

Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2020, 09:50:44 AM »
good stuff

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2020, 09:12:02 PM »
Is there really a porn film called "Can't Talk Right Now, Got A Cock In My Mouth"?

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2020, 09:24:36 PM »
Is there really a porn film called "Can't Talk Right Now, Got A Cock In My Mouth"?

I'm sure I wouldn't have made it up – I had far more integrity as a little shit than I have now – but I can't find any reference to it online. Tried a few variants in case I got the title slightly wrong, but nothing.

Is it possible for porn to get lost? From the internet?

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2020, 09:28:24 PM »
Howled loudly at every one of these, machotrouts. You dazzler, you.

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2020, 10:35:51 PM »
i would wank to all of these but especially young bait

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2020, 10:45:37 PM »
Is there really a porn film called "Can't Talk Right Now, Got A Cock In My Mouth"?

More of an HBO Special really.

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Re: A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2020, 01:27:58 AM »
I have asphyxiated, and it's all your fault.

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