A bunch of mock-up porn covers I drew in MS Paint when I was like 16

[machotrouts]

In probably 2007 or thereabouts, a barely pubescent me looked up some titles of actual porn films, then spent a day drawing fake cartoon covers for them. I don't remember what, if anything, I intended to do with these; I don't think I ever posted them anywhere.

I just found them now on an old backup hard drive, and I still think most of them are funny now I'm a grown-up. So I guess I'll post them here in H.S. Art. They range from charming to incredibly unpleasant. That's 16-year-olds for you.

[chveik]

very nice

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Very good work indeed you demented weird little shit.

[Sheffield Wednesday]

Genuine laugh at 'try it, you'll like it'. Excellent work.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

LOL'd at Hole Hunters

[Mr Eggs]

Deserves full size for the fish, expressions and general spare ambience.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

^ thoughtfully labelled the bait box as " maggots", too. That bemused expression is also conveyed well on the face of the perplexed pianist in the "Real Hidden Sex" picture.

[ASFTSN]

Excellent work, especially Amateur Angel, Be A Porn Star and Real Hidden Sex. Although the initial post is a little too much of a window into your early life. "I was just looking up the titles Dad!"

[machotrouts]

I had little to no interest in porn beyond its comedic potential when I was 16. Everyone in it always looked too old and busy. Full of men who looked like they had jobs.

[poo]

good stuff

[Icehaven]

Is there really a porn film called "Can't Talk Right Now, Got A Cock In My Mouth"?

[machotrouts]

Is there really a porn film called "Can't Talk Right Now, Got A Cock In My Mouth"?

I'm sure I wouldn't have made it up – I had far more integrity as a little shit than I have now – but I can't find any reference to it online. Tried a few variants in case I got the title slightly wrong, but nothing.

Is it possible for porn to get lost? From the internet?

[non capisco]

Howled loudly at every one of these, machotrouts. You dazzler, you.

[idunnosomename]

i would wank to all of these but especially young bait

[Replies From View]

Is there really a porn film called "Can't Talk Right Now, Got A Cock In My Mouth"?

More of an HBO Special really.

[Cerys]

I have asphyxiated, and it's all your fault.