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Re: CORONAVIRUS 2020: RHYTHM OF THE DEATH THE SECOND
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2020, 09:45:07 PM »
What is point, viruss?

The main function of the virion is to deliver its DNA or RNA genome into the host cell so that the genome can be expressed (transcribed and translated) by the host cell.

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« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2020, 09:46:52 PM »
Qu’est ce le fuck??

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« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2020, 09:49:09 PM »
Oui, c'est pourquoi celui-ci est si dangereux.

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« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2020, 09:50:36 PM »
Aussi les Anglais paniquent en achetant des rouleaux de papier toilette. 

Vous ne pouvez pas trouver Andrex n'importe où.

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« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2020, 09:50:37 PM »
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

I know it’s been posted already, but it is interesting.

The laissez-faire approach of the yanks doesn’t seem to be working. The polite, germophobic Canadian approach seems to be better so far.

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« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2020, 09:50:54 PM »
A chinese man in a fireworks pop up shop tried to sell me The Big Bang

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« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2020, 09:52:01 PM »
Aussi les Anglais paniquent en achetant des rouleaux de papier toilette. 

Vous ne pouvez pas trouver Andrex n'importe où.

Its spreading

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« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2020, 09:52:43 PM »
Avez vouz un cuppa?

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« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2020, 09:53:24 PM »
"Lave t'es mains"

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« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2020, 09:54:56 PM »
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

I know it’s been posted already, but it is interesting.

The laissez-faire approach of the yanks doesn’t seem to be working. The polite, germophobic Canadian approach seems to be better so far.
I think we can all agree that Greenland seems to be containing it better than the rest of the world.

edit: eh up, we're not even on there

edit 2: no cases in Wuhan, it's all a cover-up

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« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2020, 09:55:36 PM »
Only officially dual-lingual nation in the world, baby!

Le seul nation dans le monde a parlez deux langues officialement!

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« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2020, 09:56:43 PM »
We should adopt Greenland's measures, they're obviously doing something right.

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« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2020, 09:58:24 PM »
We should adopt Greenland's measures, they're obviously doing something right.
Oi

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« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2020, 10:00:53 PM »
Alright, we should adopt the measures of either Huangshi, Guangii or Walsall.

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« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2020, 10:01:36 PM »
Corona makes people speak french now?

Merde.

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« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2020, 10:02:24 PM »
Alright, we should adopt the measures of either Huangshi or Walsall.

No self-respecting virus would ever move to ... etc

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« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2020, 10:02:53 PM »
Corona makes people speak french now?

It's a new and confusing virus.

So far we know it makes people buy lots of toilet roll and speak French.

It's the unknown that scares me, frankly.

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« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2020, 10:04:33 PM »
share....


.... or to SHAFT




anyway anne widdecombe has aids.

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« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2020, 10:07:28 PM »
I have no idea what that is.
it basically links to google instead of national geographic on mobile devices. it's evil masquerading as helpful

https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/disable-google-amp-google-search-android-iphone/

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« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2020, 10:08:44 PM »
someone should use it now as arsewipe

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« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2020, 10:09:56 PM »
it basically links to google instead of national geographic on mobile devices. it's evil masquerading as helpful

https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/disable-google-amp-google-search-android-iphone/

Oh fair enough apologies. I have utterly abysmal internet so I suppose its useful. I'll try and change the link.

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« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2020, 10:10:20 PM »
soon. the world is running out of bog roll

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« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2020, 10:11:07 PM »
Oh fair enough apologies. I have utterly abysmal internet so I suppose its useful. I'll try and change the link.
nah dont worry its just a pain in the arse basically

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« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2020, 10:11:21 PM »
make a tv show out of it, wipe my arse on the dead sea scrolls hosted by vas blackwood

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« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2020, 10:12:48 PM »

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« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2020, 10:16:35 PM »
All your base pairs are belong to us.

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« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2020, 10:19:35 PM »
Fucking head boss didn't respond to my email queries about the virus/work/clients. Even though she said any questions, just ask.
Maybe she died?
I feel like the only person in my company taking it seriously.

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« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2020, 10:25:15 PM »
Anyone know why there are fireworks going off?  Is it some sort of religious festival today?

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« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2020, 10:26:53 PM »
I've got a cold this evening and I'm really angry with my colleague who I sent home for being a stupid fucking thick head in the sand handwaving flu statistics piece of shit cunt. Fever, cough, headache, sore throat and spluttering away like a total fucking airhead. I hope I'm just a bit run down by the gastric flu but if I've got this, I'm not the kind of person to die with dignity, I'll fucking tell you that much.

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