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Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite

Started by Twit 2, March 14, 2020, 05:43:23 PM

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Twit 2

Who decided all YouTube comments need to be like this?

Some shite and a colon: some shite.
Some other shite and empty space after colon:

Or:

Some cunt's shite open question that can't be answered with a yes, followed by -
Some cunt: yes.

It's too many colons, it's shite and I hate it and I hate YouTube and I hate everything now.

magval

I've been thinking about this too. Is it essentially a way of maintaining the easy LCD communication tool of memes when you don't have access to images?

Twit 2

In case my OP wasn't clear, it's this sort of thing. Taken off the first vid on my recs (Marco Pierre White cooking demo).


bgmnts

Literally nobody:


Twit: I must create a thread about this.

Ita humour for the meme generation.
Harmless shite.

Twit 2

WE MUST ARTICULATE OURSELVES, OTHERWISE WE ARE JUST COWS IN A FIELD

Twit 2

Oh wait, can't read that because it's not an image.


Sexton Brackets Drugbust

Twit 2: Can memes get any more repetitive and prescriptive?

YouTube comments: Hold my beer.

Spiteface


I'm more annoyed by videos titled "X but it's Y" - that may or may not involve the terminally shit "Steamed Hams" meme.


God please take Justin Bieber and give us back Randy Castillo (mid-1980s drummer for Ozzy)!!!!!

#9
nvm, found it

Wonderful Butternut

Director: So how much/many (insert whatever's relevant based on the video - spiders, Roarschach masks, penises) do you want in this scene?
Producer: Yes.

bgmnts

Has Twit rightfully thrown himself off a cliff for being so old and irrelevant then?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: bgmnts on March 14, 2020, 06:01:04 PM
Literally nobody:


Twit: I must create a thread about this.

Ita humour for the meme generation.
Harmless shite.

One man's harmless is another man's decent into oblivion

Twit 2

Quote from: bgmnts on March 14, 2020, 09:16:22 PM
Has Twit rightfully thrown himself off a cliff for being so old and irrelevant then?

Have you drunk stockpiled Christmas bleach for being young and brainwashed?

idunnosomename

Who's all reading this thread in 2020?

Dex Sawash


neveragain


beanheadmcginty


thenoise

thenoise: it's like a conversation but it's a thread

nobody:

cunt: hello!

Spiteface


GMTV

Twit2: this thread

YouTube comments section: am I a joke to you?


Friend: What music do you listen to?
Me: It's complicated.


magval

Another one I've noticed twice in the past day - people acknowledging that they've not searched for the video (so Youtube has recommended it, promoted it to them). Cunts clicking on things they have no interest in to make a comment on it same as all the other cunts is high level cuntery.

Bazooka

Quote from: magval on April 03, 2020, 12:36:31 PM
Another one I've noticed twice in the past day - people acknowledging that they've not searched for the video (so Youtube has recommended it, promoted it to them). Cunts clicking on things they have no interest in to make a comment on it same as all the other cunts is high level cuntery.

This post was recommended to me on the cookdandbombd front page.

Me: Who's still holding my beer in 2020?

Everyone else: YOLO

Dewt

Two things that can go away:

Calling something inside something else a "Something-ception"
Calling anything "Schrodinger's Something"

I hear these at work at least three times a month

Captain Z

Everyone:
Cookdandbombd: "Shit for cunts."

pcsjwgm

"[Verbatim transcription of something supposedly amusing said by one of the people in the video, but possibly with the letters in alternating cases, lIkE tHiS rIgHt HeRe]" - [video person's name] [the current year]

FUCK OFF.


peanutbutter

"[words]

That's it, that's the tweet."


^ that's the one that annoys me, especially if the first part is more than a couple of words long