Author Topic: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite  (Read 3053 times)

Twit 2

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Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« on: March 14, 2020, 05:43:23 PM »
Who decided all YouTube comments need to be like this?

Some shite and a colon: some shite.
Some other shite and empty space after colon:

Or:

Some cunt’s shite open question that can’t be answered with a yes, followed by -
Some cunt: yes.

It’s too many colons, it’s shite and I hate it and I hate YouTube and I hate everything now.

magval

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2020, 05:52:01 PM »
I've been thinking about this too. Is it essentially a way of maintaining the easy LCD communication tool of memes when you don't have access to images?

Twit 2

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2020, 05:59:34 PM »
In case my OP wasn’t clear, it’s this sort of thing. Taken off the first vid on my recs (Marco Pierre White cooking demo).


Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2020, 06:01:04 PM »
Literally nobody:


Twit: I must create a thread about this.

Ita humour for the meme generation.
Harmless shite.

Twit 2

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2020, 06:15:27 PM »
WE MUST ARTICULATE OURSELVES, OTHERWISE WE ARE JUST COWS IN A FIELD

Twit 2

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2020, 06:19:46 PM »
Oh wait, can’t read that because it’s not an image.


Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2020, 06:50:55 PM »
Twit 2: Can memes get any more repetitive and prescriptive?

YouTube comments: Hold my beer.

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2020, 08:25:17 PM »

I'm more annoyed by videos titled "X but it's Y" - that may or may not involve the terminally shit "Steamed Hams" meme.


Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2020, 08:45:01 PM »
God please take Justin Bieber and give us back Randy Castillo (mid-1980s drummer for Ozzy)!!!!!

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2020, 08:46:49 PM »
nvm, found it
« Last Edit: March 14, 2020, 09:17:48 PM by His Name Is Death »

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2020, 09:11:44 PM »
Director: So how much/many (insert whatever's relevant based on the video - spiders, Roarschach masks, penises) do you want in this scene?
Producer: Yes.

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2020, 09:16:22 PM »
Has Twit rightfully thrown himself off a cliff for being so old and irrelevant then?

BlodwynPig

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2020, 09:22:31 PM »
Literally nobody:


Twit: I must create a thread about this.

Ita humour for the meme generation.
Harmless shite.

One man’s harmless is another man’s decent into oblivion

Twit 2

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2020, 08:42:58 AM »
Has Twit rightfully thrown himself off a cliff for being so old and irrelevant then?

Have you drunk stockpiled Christmas bleach for being young and brainwashed?

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2020, 10:14:57 AM »
Who's all reading this thread in 2020?

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2020, 10:39:56 AM »

something racist and pourly speled

neveragain

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2020, 02:21:26 PM »
Give a like if CaB brought you here.

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2020, 03:40:15 PM »
DIS GUY MUST BE A ALIEN OR SUTIN

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2020, 12:03:24 PM »
thenoise: it's like a conversation but it's a thread

nobody:

cunt: hello!

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2020, 02:04:21 PM »
DIS GUY MUST BE A ALIEN OR SUTIN

shit sperm

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2020, 02:45:04 PM »
Twit2: this thread

YouTube comments section: am I a joke to you?


Better Midlands

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2020, 11:05:53 PM »
Friend: What music do you listen to?
Me: It's complicated.

Better Midlands

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2020, 11:08:14 PM »
Why this not on spotifyy :(

magval

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2020, 12:36:31 PM »
Another one I've noticed twice in the past day - people acknowledging that they've not searched for the video (so Youtube has recommended it, promoted it to them). Cunts clicking on things they have no interest in to make a comment on it same as all the other cunts is high level cuntery.

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2020, 07:16:18 PM »
Another one I've noticed twice in the past day - people acknowledging that they've not searched for the video (so Youtube has recommended it, promoted it to them). Cunts clicking on things they have no interest in to make a comment on it same as all the other cunts is high level cuntery.

This post was recommended to me on the cookdandbombd front page.

Me: Who's still holding my beer in 2020?

Everyone else: YOLO

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2020, 08:49:13 PM »
Two things that can go away:

Calling something inside something else a "Something-ception"
Calling anything "Schrodinger's Something"

I hear these at work at least three times a month

Captain Z

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2020, 09:19:06 PM »
Everyone:
Cookdandbombd: "Shit for cunts."

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2020, 05:28:19 AM »
"[Verbatim transcription of something supposedly amusing said by one of the people in the video, but possibly with the letters in alternating cases, lIkE tHiS rIgHt HeRe]" - [video person's name] [the current year]

FUCK OFF.

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Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2020, 10:33:18 AM »
First.

Re: Stupid cunt YouTube colon memes shite
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2020, 10:52:19 AM »
"[words]

That's it, that's the tweet."


^ that's the one that annoys me, especially if the first part is more than a couple of words long

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