Author Topic: Best Ways to Get Infected with Coronavirus  (Read 3347 times)

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: Best Ways to Get Infected with Coronavirus
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2020, 10:00:11 PM »
As long as we do a professional job, nice to be working with you.

*shakes hand*

Re: Best Ways to Get Infected with Coronavirus
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2020, 10:32:16 PM »
Eat my spunk, Dunc
Chew my balls, Paul
Lick my fourth eye, Guy,
Swallow my dick, Rick
Tickle my glans, Hans

[from "You Needs Glans", Cunnilingus Max, Max Bygraves, 1977].

Re: Best Ways to Get Infected with Coronavirus
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2020, 10:51:33 PM »
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pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: Best Ways to Get Infected with Coronavirus
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2020, 11:24:58 PM »
i will endorse you on linkedin as an excellent ball-tickler

If you did that, you would make me a very happy man. Thank you. Thank you. You are a very gracious person. Gracious and graceful.

Twit 2

  • Unutterable anguish
Re: Best Ways to Get Infected with Coronavirus
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2020, 09:16:39 AM »
Are rimjobs pandemic-safe? Asking for a friend.

Re: Best Ways to Get Infected with Coronavirus
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2020, 02:58:48 PM »
Keep these in circulation for the four months on all estates comprised of a majority of Tory wards. They've already memorised the dialogue from every episode of Bargain Hunt, break it down a bit for them.

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