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[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

As long as we do a professional job, nice to be working with you.

*shakes hand*

[Satchmo Distel]

Eat my spunk, Dunc
Chew my balls, Paul
Lick my fourth eye, Guy,
Swallow my dick, Rick
Tickle my glans, Hans

[from "You Needs Glans", Cunnilingus Max, Max Bygraves, 1977].

[idunnosomename]

As long as we do a professional job, nice to be working with you.

i will endorse you on linkedin as an excellent ball-tickler

[pancreas]

i will endorse you on linkedin as an excellent ball-tickler

If you did that, you would make me a very happy man. Thank you. Thank you. You are a very gracious person. Gracious and graceful.

[Twit 2]

Are rimjobs pandemic-safe? Asking for a friend.

[avatarlessnessophilia]

Keep these in circulation for the four months on all estates comprised of a majority of Tory wards. They've already memorised the dialogue from every episode of Bargain Hunt, break it down a bit for them.

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