Donald Trump's response to the "Chinese Virus" [split topic]

[Head Gardener]

Trump visiting a mask factory while the PA blares out Live & Let Die

[Jasha]

Wearing safety specs though, and looks like he's desperately holding his breath like you do in British Rail toilets

[momatt]

why hasnt this fat old cunt caught it and died? some plague

This would be so good.  I'd love to see what the conspiracy nuts would say if Trump died of this.  It'd be just too perfect.

[Dex Sawash]

I said he was because I knew somebody would believe it and it seemed like a nice way of damning him

Not sure which of the 3 of us I am sad for

[Dewt]

It should be me, by default.

Yassss come on do it get vid

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/07/politics/trump-valet-tests-positive-covid-19/index.html

[evilcommiedictator]

This twet says the daughter's aide was positive as well, come on virus, bring on the laughs, take away what is nearest and dearest to him, his wanking material daughter

[idunnosomename]

Is this the first time in ever (well, since 2016 when he fully jumped from crackpot freedom libertarian to Trump nut in chief) there hasnt been a cartoon of his hero on ben's front page? He hasnt drawn trumps chiseled bod in weeks

[vainsharpdad]

Now the this has been proven to be a racist disease, will Trump's line on it change?
Maybe it was created in a lab.
By the KKK.

[Head Gardener]

Donald Trump x REM Losing My Civilians

[idunnosomename]

Trump went a bit nuts on twitter yday and seems to have kicked off a crazy #Obamagate trend of essentially nothing but qanon accs

What a silly old cunt

[Alberon]

He's got to roll out the old favourites as his polling numbers are down.

[Gulftastic]

Spewing lies on CNN now.

[ajsmith2]

Bizzare Partridgian attempt to re-orientate original audience member choice followed by abrupt ignominious huff.

https://twitter.com/drdenagrayson/status/1259961202568028160?s=21

[pcsjwgm]

Trump went a bit nuts on twitter yday and seems to have kicked off a crazy #Obamagate trend of essentially nothing but qanon accs

What a silly old cunt

This doesn't look good for Obama.
https://twitter.com/erikstrobl/status/1259964480211091464

[momatt]

Does he think he can just say someone's name, add a "-gate", then a real scandal has been created?

Such a thick horrible cunt.

[ajsmith2]

Obamagate seems as insular and useless as Russiagate was for the other side. A wee shadow play on the wall of the QAnon cave, like thon 'Release the Memo' shite then were peddling 18 months ago that led nowhere.

Got to admit it's inspired a pretty snazzy new Garrison Graphic tho.

[EOLAN]

All roads lead to Obama?

Yet one road is one-way with traffic moving away from the Obama-head.

[Zetetic]

Perhaps Strzok Street just leads to a junction with Page Parkway and Comey Avenue.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Are his eyes showing the Democratic logo?

[Dex Sawash]

Are his eyes showing the Democratic logo?

Campaign logo

[ajsmith2]

Feel he could have done more with the Obama logo, seeing as it itself depicts a road.

[idunnosomename]

still no buff trump! WHERE IS BUFF TRUMP!!!

@realDonaldTrump himself has gone on another tweet bender in the last hour. fucking mental

[Fambo Number Mive]

And he's heading off to Allentown on Thursday. Hope he doesn't get too close to any Alan.

[Gulftastic]

Prick Rand Paul saying Fauci is a gobshite.

[H-O-W-L]

For the TL;DR crowd - fuck your inability to maintain an attention span. You deserve the news you don't get, and will probably never understand anyways...

Write in a fucking paragraph you dancing clown. If your writing resembles the slow tik-tik-tik text scroll at the start of a 1980s apocalyptic science fiction movie in structure then I'm not going to waste my time parsing it.

[Head Gardener]

Trumps latest press conference

[Satchmo Distel]

Up the arse corner?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1261355952911069185

[Wonderful Butternut]

Ah Jesus, will you look at fucking face on him. Stupid fucking inane grin like a child who thinks he's gotten away with blaming a smelly fart on someone else.

I mean... this: https://youtu.be/gf7XvoCsc5A?t=19 was parody.

And now Trump is reacting to his precious Space Force flag like a parody cartoon of W.

I hope Klingons are real and they come along to kill us soon.

[idunnosomename]

FINALLY!!!! IT IS THE EAST!




bit half arsed though

[jobotic]

I don't get it