Author Topic: Good news thread  (Read 11277 times)

Buelligan

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #150 on: April 07, 2020, 12:43:40 PM »
No deaths in China for first time apparently.


Could it be that a side effect of passing through this veil is not only immunity but also, immortality?

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #151 on: April 07, 2020, 01:27:44 PM »
I actually laughed. Fair play.

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #152 on: April 21, 2020, 01:32:08 PM »
The San Fermin bull-running festival has been cancelled, giving the bulls a break.

Captain Crunch

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #153 on: April 21, 2020, 08:05:45 PM »
Tony Bennett is still keeping the world entertained.  Last week he gave his dog a bath and shared his old Mum’s recipe for LASAGNA!

https://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/tony-bennett-lasagna?fbclid=IwAR2H0tPzgimCXtp1mMz2cHBgpvjRZNl5ewsaZoT0x33k3RTM1ZKIrrSDqko

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #154 on: April 22, 2020, 11:43:22 PM »

Captain Crunch

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #155 on: May 10, 2020, 09:27:02 PM »
He's keeping it up, yesterday he shared this lovely note from Billy Joel:


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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #156 on: May 16, 2020, 09:58:35 AM »


Devo selling rather fetching face shields for $50 a pop

"Stay safe in devolved style!"

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #157 on: May 16, 2020, 08:58:19 PM »

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #158 on: May 17, 2020, 12:36:09 AM »
Lovely

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #159 on: May 17, 2020, 01:51:09 PM »
Being at home all the time means more opportunities for the toilette trinity of shit/shower/shave.

Utter Shit

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #160 on: May 17, 2020, 02:12:20 PM »
My daughter was born on Tuesday, and she's absolutely delighted.


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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #161 on: May 17, 2020, 02:15:43 PM »
Congratulations on your working balls!

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #162 on: May 17, 2020, 02:21:07 PM »
I've just had my totally original film script bought by Disney, it's called Revengers: game over and it's about a group of superheroes that work together to batter a bad bugger trying to fuck the cosmos. Got plenty of interesting characters such as:

Metal Chap
The incredible Sulk
White married woman
Thaw
Noeyes
Captain Albania

And many many more. I'm super chuffed like.


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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #163 on: May 17, 2020, 04:22:22 PM »
My daughter was born on Tuesday, and she's absolutely delighted.



Your wig is slipping

Utter Shit

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #164 on: May 17, 2020, 05:53:37 PM »
I'll have you know my hair is luscious and thick. It just happens to sit upon an enormous forehead.

Captain Crunch

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #165 on: May 17, 2020, 06:13:28 PM »
All together now...

Isn't she lovely?
Isn't she wonderful?

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #166 on: May 17, 2020, 06:15:58 PM »
Congratulations, champ.

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #167 on: May 17, 2020, 06:22:02 PM »
Why has she got Amy's crack on her forehead?

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #168 on: May 17, 2020, 08:18:11 PM »
She's definitely got your hairline, poor thing.

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #169 on: May 17, 2020, 08:21:18 PM »
Bar local to me just delivered 4l of cocktails my wife and 16l of ale to me. Gonna get cunted for two/three days and see what happens.

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #170 on: May 17, 2020, 08:33:10 PM »
Well, you'll piss yourself and be sick probably.

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #171 on: May 17, 2020, 08:37:00 PM »
I just said to my wife PAPA THUMP because she put a sweetener in my tea and she started laughing.

Insulting.

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #172 on: May 18, 2020, 12:02:25 AM »
Congrats

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #173 on: May 18, 2020, 06:48:06 PM »
It's seemingly fine to send Piers Morgan death threats as it emboldens him to criticise the government.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coronavirus-uk-piers-morgan-death-threats-criticise-government-good-morning-britain-a9519776.html

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #174 on: May 18, 2020, 07:20:06 PM »
First eight people in some safety vaccine trial in Amerique generated antivenom or some shit. Problem solved. Let's get cunted.

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #175 on: May 18, 2020, 09:06:51 PM »
First eight people in some safety vaccine trial in Amerique generated antivenom or some shit. Problem solved. Let's get cunted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2pHN6xEF1c&feature=youtu.be&t=83

Re: Good news thread
« Reply #176 on: May 18, 2020, 09:56:01 PM »
My daughter was born on Tuesday, and she's absolutely delighted.


if i know babies that one's having a whale of a time

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Re: Good news thread
« Reply #177 on: May 18, 2020, 11:40:34 PM »
My daughter was born on Tuesday, and she's absolutely delighted.



Look at the terror in those eyes...

*deliberately ambiguous *


Re: Good news thread
« Reply #179 on: May 27, 2020, 12:16:38 AM »
And Scotland looking good too

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