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Good news thread

Started by Danger Man, March 16, 2020, 11:58:09 PM

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Buelligan

Quote from: bgmnts on April 07, 2020, 12:28:38 PM
No deaths in China for first time apparently.


Could it be that a side effect of passing through this veil is not only immunity but also, immortality?

Abnormal Palm

I actually laughed. Fair play.

Fambo Number Mive

The San Fermin bull-running festival has been cancelled, giving the bulls a break.

Captain Crunch

Tony Bennett is still keeping the world entertained.  Last week he gave his dog a bath and shared his old Mum's recipe for LASAGNA!

https://www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/tony-bennett-lasagna?fbclid=IwAR2H0tPzgimCXtp1mMz2cHBgpvjRZNl5ewsaZoT0x33k3RTM1ZKIrrSDqko


Captain Crunch

He's keeping it up, yesterday he shared this lovely note from Billy Joel:


Head Gardener



Devo selling rather fetching face shields for $50 a pop

"Stay safe in devolved style!"



Pingers

Being at home all the time means more opportunities for the toilette trinity of shit/shower/shave.

Utter Shit

My daughter was born on Tuesday, and she's absolutely delighted.


imitationleather

Congratulations on your working balls!

Fr.Bigley

I've just had my totally original film script bought by Disney, it's called Revengers: game over and it's about a group of superheroes that work together to batter a bad bugger trying to fuck the cosmos. Got plenty of interesting characters such as:

Metal Chap
The incredible Sulk
White married woman
Thaw
Noeyes
Captain Albania

And many many more. I'm super chuffed like.


Dex Sawash

Quote from: Utter Shit on May 17, 2020, 02:12:20 PM
My daughter was born on Tuesday, and she's absolutely delighted.



Your wig is slipping

Utter Shit

I'll have you know my hair is luscious and thick. It just happens to sit upon an enormous forehead.

Captain Crunch

All together now...

Isn't she lovely?
Isn't she wonderful?

Abnormal Palm

Congratulations, champ.

weekender

Why has she got Amy's crack on her forehead?

thenoise

She's definitely got your hairline, poor thing.

Abnormal Palm

Bar local to me just delivered 4l of cocktails my wife and 16l of ale to me. Gonna get cunted for two/three days and see what happens.

Dewt

Well, you'll piss yourself and be sick probably.

Abnormal Palm

I just said to my wife PAPA THUMP because she put a sweetener in my tea and she started laughing.

Insulting.


Sebastian Cobb


Abnormal Palm

First eight people in some safety vaccine trial in Amerique generated antivenom or some shit. Problem solved. Let's get cunted.

Kelvin

Quote from: Abnormal Palm on May 18, 2020, 07:20:06 PM
First eight people in some safety vaccine trial in Amerique generated antivenom or some shit. Problem solved. Let's get cunted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2pHN6xEF1c&feature=youtu.be&t=83

idunnosomename

Quote from: Utter Shit on May 17, 2020, 02:12:20 PM
My daughter was born on Tuesday, and she's absolutely delighted.


if i know babies that one's having a whale of a time

Birdie

Quote from: Utter Shit on May 17, 2020, 02:12:20 PM
My daughter was born on Tuesday, and she's absolutely delighted.



Look at the terror in those eyes...

*deliberately ambiguous *


MrMrs

And Scotland looking good too