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The worst responses to the coronavirus

Started by Fambo Number Mive, March 17, 2020, 11:31:05 AM

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phantom_power

It isn't so much he doesn't give a fuck. It seems more that he thinks he is very clever and sees through the charade that all the sheeple are failing to do

Head Gardener



10 window cleaners have now lost their jobs

Blinder Data

Quote from: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jul/08/imagine-the-state-wed-be-in-if-corbyn-had-been-in-charge-the-view-from-the-red-wall"Think of all the excess deaths we've had from Covid-19; more than 44,000 of them have been in my age group, the over-65s," he said. "Surely the government has saved money as a result? That's 44,000 fewer pensions the government is paying each week, plus they have probably saved a fortune in care home fees, too. I'd like to see that money going into the NHS, not just hospitality."

Cheers, Keith mate, nice one

bgmnts


BlodwynPig

Quote from: bgmnts on July 09, 2020, 11:27:35 AM
Can you imagine being that thick?


guuuhhhh...conservatories......gahhhhhh....stair lifts......goooooh....free pen with life insurance.....giiiiiiiihhh...Dishy Rishi


EOLAN

Quote from: Blinder Data on July 09, 2020, 11:22:39 AM
Cheers, Keith mate, nice one

Well by his logic it sounds like there is only one thing he can do as his patriotic duty.

SteveDave

I saw a group of chuggers yesterday in Angel. All coming too close to everyone and not wearing masks. I kung fu kicked them away and disinfected my foot.

evilcommiedictator

These two are pretty good on masks, I'm unsure which one I 'like' the best:
https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/1282944251958001664

or

BlodwynPig

Bizarre, utter craven disdain for you and me.

Chedney Honks

She looks very very pleased with herself though, which will hopefully bring some comfort when the time comes to turn off the vent.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Chedney Honks on July 15, 2020, 08:52:06 AM
She looks very very pleased with herself though, which will hopefully bring some comfort when the time comes to turn off the vent.

OK Isabel (or is it Karen?), time to STRESS TEST your mask, please enter this cubicle for 5 minutes.

5 minutes pass

Karen? Karen? Chad, I think she's gone. Blacklist those Zilda cowboys.




Barry Admin


Bleeding Kansas


dissolute ocelot

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on July 15, 2020, 04:45:02 PM
State of this utter bollocks:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/shocking-model-shows-what-working-from-home-could-do-to-us-in-25-years/ar-BB16rP36?li=AAJt1k3&ocid=iehp



Do they think we're normally all out toiling the fields or something?

Too much WALL-E. Lots of people drive to work, sit at a desk all day, drive home, sit on a couch all evening. It's not being able to go to the pub (multiple pubs and walk home) which is the real loss of exercise.

Sebastian Cobb

It's interesting watching the government trying to co-erce home workers back to offices unnecessarily. Presumably safety is a second concern to the fall in consumption of fuel for journeys people don't have to make, business clothes people don't have to wear and shit sandwiches from pret.


BlodwynPig

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/53441670

More genocide from the 'government'. BBC failing to find anyone to give a counter-viewpoint. Disgraceful tyrants.

jobotic

Yay horseracing! That went well before.

Race the fucking Tory donors around until they die of exhaustion.

bgmnts

The scumbags at Simply Gym have unfrozen my payments without warning. They are full on scummy so I am not surprised but I was under the impression that indoor gyms were not open yet?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: bgmnts on July 17, 2020, 03:25:28 PM
The scumbags at Simply Gym have unfrozen my payments without warning. They are full on scummy so I am not surprised but I was under the impression that indoor gyms were not open yet?

That's illegal, sue them

Quote from: bgmnts on July 17, 2020, 03:25:28 PM
The scumbags at Simply Gym have unfrozen my payments without warning. They are full on scummy so I am not surprised but I was under the impression that indoor gyms were not open yet?

That's proper cunty. They don't open again until the 25th. Presumably they've brought it in now because this is when you're due to be billed so they can get a whole month out of you.

bgmnts

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on July 17, 2020, 03:35:33 PM
That's proper cunty. They don't open again until the 25th. Presumably they've brought it in now because this is when you're due to be billed so they can get a whole month out of you.

In England, I assume? I haven't seen anything in Wales or any utterances from the Drakeford.

Head Gardener


El Unicornio, mang

Chubby Brown's coronavirus-themed song parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAP1bZ56nVQ

"keep away from slinty eyed fucking dwarfs" one of the lyrics

BlodwynPig

Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on July 21, 2020, 02:08:06 PM
Chubby Brown's coronavirus-themed song parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAP1bZ56nVQ

"keep away from slinty eyed fucking dwarfs" one of the lyrics

do you have his address?

El Unicornio, mang

No, although this is his driveway, can't be hard to find...


ajsmith2



WHERE WILL YOU DRAW THE LINE?
Wearing an ineffective and downright harmful mask is now a daily event for most Americans.

Bill Gates and his paid-for medical tyrants along with the globalist Illuminati got their way on this one. Mass compliance through fear is working for them. They are accustoming us to do what we're told while giving up our freedom. What do you think they've been discussing at all those Bilderberg meetings?

They own the mass media, which has drummed out a steady beat of fear for many months now. They don't tell us about their satanic pedophiles at the top. They don't tell us about the mass theft by the Fed that benefits only them—the global elite. They lie and exaggerate as they fan the flames of COVID-19 hysteria constantly—and they blame it all on Trump. Their planned scamdemic has succeeded just as Gates' supercomputer predicted it would. Things are going according to plan.

Isn't it strange how the top .001 percent—the unelected elite who own most of the world—now shut down businesses and run our lives over a medical issue. Our elected officials go along for the ride. Most governors and big city mayors are puppets of the globalists.

Many of us have complained loudly about the masks. I made a scene at the local post office. All the sheeple there were complying dutifully. I shouldn't call them sheeple—they HAD to wear them if they wanted to carry out their postal business. I did not—my mail went back to the truck. They sported their face mufflers as they lined up next to signs that tersely ordered them worn. People obey 'authority,' and when the mass majority obeys, then everyone else complies.

The time for resistance is over. The mask pushers won. It reached critical mass. Anyone objecting is now seen as a nut job. I got treated like that at a grocery store. I was the ONLY one without a mask and the checkout clerk barked her orders at me to obey social distancing. I was a disease in her eyes. The globalists managed to divide and conquer humanity in a mere few months.

We'll see this pattern repeat itself with a mandatory vaccine. Will this be the final line in the sand? Will Americans finally grow a backbone and yell, "NO!" If they don't, we'll move onto Gates' next step: A worldwide digital ID. What comes with that? A cashless system. A social credit system. The Chicoms already has part of this plan in place. Gates, the central bankers, Silicon Valley, the socialists, and the big globalist corporations want to control every aspect of our lives. Their high-tech noose is around our necks. The time to start kicking is now—not after we drop.

We'll see their mark of the beast. No buying and selling until one is part of their demonic control grid. And, like communist China, there will be concentration camps. The Chicoms are rounding up millions of Chinese Muslims right now and forcing them onto trains....gulag bound.

Think that can't happen here? It will. All we have to do is keep complying.

—Ben Garrison