The worst responses to the coronavirus

[kalowski]

Check out this dunce.

https://twitter.com/ianbrown/status/1302252429191401473

Best reply:

No income tax, no VAT No money back, no guarantee

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's about time the intellectual heavyweights spoke up.

[sirhenry]

Best reply:

Only Fools In Hearses?

[Norton Canes]

Fool's gulled.

[I.D. Smith]

She Scars Her Lungs

[Johnny Yesno]

Only Fools In Hearses?

Fool's gulled.

Those are great. Duly stolen and tweeted.

[Gulftastic]

Fuck Everyone And Resist wearing a mask

[Brundle-Fly]

Cancel culture and the associated peer pressure is surely the only semblance of punishment we now have in a society where law and order is corrupt and useless?

Don't forget kangeroo courts.

[SpiderChrist]

A school in Matt Hancock's constituency re-opened last week - social distancing and 1-way movement plans in place, and then go 300 students in one room for an assembly. School now closed tomorrow as 5 teachers tested positive for Covid over the weekend. Coincidence? Obviously.

[non capisco]

Check out this dunce.

https://twitter.com/ianbrown/status/1302252429191401473

Second spike island, more like!

There is no way that joke hasn't already been done a million times. Still, Ian Brown. What a whalloper.

[idunnosomename]

huggin' up a big monkey man (who doesn't believe in social distancing)

[Uncle TechTip]

Feign Empathy And Retreat.

[Better Midlands]

Ian's not worried 'cos despite all the hype the second coming never did the numbers anticipated.

[SpiderChrist]

Wrong thread

[Fambo Number Mive]

Robert Jenrick fuckwit

"There's a responsibility on younger people to not just stay at home, obviously to go out and go to work and to enjoy pubs and restaurants, but to do so in accordance with the guidelines."

Is Jenrick saying that younger people need to go out and enjoy pubs and restaurants to be responsible people? If you take precautions and don't go to places which are high risk, does Jenrick regard you as not responsible? Unless I've misunderstood, he can fuck off.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Schrodinger's young person.

[frajer]

Is Jenrick saying that younger people need to go out and enjoy pubs and restaurants to be responsible people? If you take precautions and don't go to places which are high risk, does Jenrick regard you as not responsible? Unless I've misunderstood, he can fuck off.

If you're not acting and spending completely normally during a pandemic, you are a traitor to the crown.

[BlodwynPig]

Schrodinger's young person.

[steveh]

New paper says a US motorcycle rally back in August led to an estimated 260,000 subsequent infections costing approximately $12.2 billion in healthcare costs.

https://www.iza.org/publications/dp/13670/the-contagion-externality-of-a-superspreading-event-the-sturgis-motorcycle-rally-and-covid-19

[Fambo Number Mive]

Fuckwitted hair salon where staff did not wear masks and coronavirus talk was "banned" (seems like a good way to lose money) visited by police: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-54075731

Whoever made that poster for them should be visited as well. I wonder how many people have been infected after visiting that salon.

[Pranet]

The covid doesn't exist crowd are a definite presence. Guy who came to work to do some jobs was apparently giving it the "well do you know anyone who has it" to a colleague, and apparently someone I used to work with, who was the stupidest person I have ever met, predictably also doesn't believe in it. She was bang into homeopathy and didn't trust actual medicine.

[frajer]

The covid doesn't exist crowd are a definite presence.

As if times aren't hard enough there's always the reliable fuckwit crowd to make it worse. You just know these dullards are going to suffer from the mildest symptoms while also being such rampant carriers that a Resident Evil scientist would envy.

[Uncle TechTip]

Durham football match leads to 300 self-isolations. Man:

"I'd like to reiterate that this event would never have taken place if we had known back then, what we know now, and the day was planned with the best intentions."

Bollocks. What we knew on 30 August is same as what we know a week later. You fucked it by not doing the things we know.

As someone who doesn't give a fuck about charity football matches, or indeed other people, i feel quite smug when i hear of this. It's so easy to comply - why do they find it impossible?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/08/coronavirus-co-durham-football-club-apologises-as-300-people-asked-to-self-isolate

[The Culture Bunker]

The covid doesn't exist crowd are a definite presence. Guy who came to work to do some jobs was apparently giving it the "well do you know anyone who has it" to a colleague, and apparently someone I used to work with, who was the stupidest person I have ever met, predictably also doesn't believe in it. She was bang into homeopathy and didn't trust actual medicine.

Plenty of people deny ("sceptical") the holocaust or the moon landings, so I have no doubt there will be a growing body that will maintain Covid is a fiendish social control experiment.

I did have the "do you know anyone who has had it?" line myself the other day, and was able to reply, yes, a work colleague who spent three months in a hospital, two of them with a tube through a hole in their throat.

[Pranet]

I think it will take that sort of thing for a lot of the deniers to change their mind unfortunately.

[Head Gardener]

Michael Jackson up to mischief from beyond the grave

[Fambo Number Mive]

"Brits" (I hate that word) act like idiots. Unfortunately Covid works weekends as well as weekdays:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/12/brits-flock-to-pubs-to-enjoy-last-saturday-before-rule-of-six-hits-13263724/

Not the most responsible headline either from the Metro.

[Butchers Blind]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/breaking-wetherspoons-says-66-workers-22677693?2

Who'd have thought.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Check out this dunce.

https://twitter.com/ianbrown/status/1302252429191401473

[PaulTMA]

The smart one from Oasis' opinion has arrived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZubxdFFF3M&ab_channel=PodcastDevotee