The worst responses to the coronavirus

[idunnosomename]

well done jedward. good game

[bgmnts]

Fucking hell Jedward with the comment there.

[BlodwynPig]

Since when did the public at large listen to Ian Brown's opinions? He has been irrelevant for a couple of decades now.

[SpiderChrist]

Cannabis is frightfully strong nowadays

[buttgammon]

Jedward have been doing a great job of taking on the conspiracy nuts lately. They've been waging a (largely successful) Twitter war against the Irish far-right for a few weeks.

[Butchers Blind]

Its 2020 and Jedward, a minor pop footnote of 2009, are winning at social media.

[Huxleys Babkins]

The heroes we need, but not the heroes we deserve.

[The Bumlord]

Jedward are also in quarantine (or were) with Tara Reid. Odd.

[Sebastian Cobb]

The smart one from Oasis' opinion has arrived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZubxdFFF3M&ab_channel=PodcastDevotee

[Gulftastic]

Its 2020 and Jedward, a minor pop footnote of 2009, are winning at social media.

They've had a pop at JK Rowling today. They are proving to be a great bunch of lads.

[batwings]

The smart one from Oasis' opinion has arrived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZubxdFFF3M&ab_channel=PodcastDevotee

https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/1305243012876898306?s=20

[Bobloblawslawbomb]

Kay Burley who has glossy ads on sky running that say 'on my show, the powerful are held to account, there is no hiding place'

https://twitter.com/kayburley/status/1306869182919782402?s=21

Also Kay Burley - No fair play, let's give these liars and murderers the benefit of the doubt, they're doing their best, give them a break.

[PaulTMA]

Browny has released a heavily autotuned Covid song.  It's beginning to look like spannering your brain up with pot for decades isn't such a good idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOHn6KurHE0&ab_channel=IanBrownVEVO

[Fambo Number Mive]

Kay Burley who has glossy ads on sky running that say 'on my show, the powerful are held to account, there is no hiding place'

https://twitter.com/kayburley/status/1306869182919782402?s=21

Also Kay Burley - No fair play, let's give these liars and murderers the benefit of the doubt, they're doing their best, give them a break.

Deputy News Editor of the Metro agreeing with her in the replies.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Van Morrison is the latest celebrity to try to undermine the fight against Covid: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54194498

[Fr.Bigley]

He reminds me of that mad old guy in the pub, there everyday, that would be lovely to you for a while and lulls you into his bullshit, you get him a pint..then he turns into a cunt afterwards.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Dora the Explorer's let herself go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQrlZfq90Z4

[Wanking Monk of Kefalonia]

Why do submissive bugmen like you guys adore wearing masks so much? I think what really angers you is when more confident people refuse to share your neuroses.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Why do submissive bugmen like you guys adore wearing masks so much? I think what really angers you is when more confident people refuse to share your neuroses.

Back to your wank pit you fucking non-entity

[Bobloblawslawbomb]

Why do submissive bugmen like you guys adore wearing masks so much? I think what really angers you is when more confident people refuse to share your neuroses.

I'm confident......that you're a cunt

[Cuellar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkEnlightenment/comments/684p95/bugmen/

[frajer]

Marvel's Bugman!
Tagline: He Wears a Mask... Because he has Neuroses
Summer, 2024

[jobotic]

Why do submissive bugmen like you guys adore wearing masks so much? I think what really angers you is when more confident people refuse to share your neuroses.

So speaks a dominant aplha male. I'm in awe. Lol

[Cuellar]

Why do submissive bugmen like you guys adore wearing masks so much? I think what really angers you is when more confident people refuse to share your neuroses.

*you're neurosIs

[BlodwynPig]

So speaks a dominant aplha male. I'm in awe. Lol

The Man, The Mind

They usually want the money to indulge a drink or drug habit rather than for food. It's an abuse of people's charity.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

I don't really understand how someone like Van Morrison, a seemingly intelligent man, can get sucked in by this conspiracy theory horseshit. Ian Brown, I get that. He's always been a thick twat, but Van Morrison has never shown any previous signs of being a 'wake up sheeple' dullard. Weird.

[AllisonSays]

He's a hippy isn't he, and while I am broadly sympathetic to and even good friends with lots of people on the hippyspectrum (TM) they are prone to bouts of this kind of bollocks.

[PaulTMA]

Ashcroft's been weirdly quiet.  The timing is perfect for him to release his take which sounds like latterday Take That

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

He's a hippy isn't he, and while I am broadly sympathetic to and even good friends with lots of people on the hippyspectrum (TM) they are prone to bouts of this kind of bollocks.

I don't think Van was ever a hippie, despite once being in a relationship with a woman by the name of Janet Planet. He's always been too much of a grumpy bollocks for the peace and love scene. I guess he's just a daft old man who watches too many conspiracy theory videos on YouTube.

[AllisonSays]

It was the Janet Planet thing and the tone of the more expansive albums I was thinking of, but I get what you're saying, the Kerouac-buddhism thing was always tempered by the hard-man, Belfast prod, blues and RnB thing. I fucking love Van Morrison no matter how much shite he talks.