The worst responses to the coronavirus

[frajer]

Let's hope the cunt watches Grizzly Man next.

[JarrowMonkey]

Wealthy home workers retreat to their sheds







I bet it does, you dirty bollocks.

All those cunts dress the same, loads of 'em at my workplace, chinos of various colours, I'm surprised he hasn't got a chequed shirt on under that jumper

[EOLAN]

Weren't all the Contagion takes a bit old hat around nine months ago. And why weren't Hancock and co. taking lessons from the film around that time.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Hancock probably hadn't seen the film then. Probably spent most of his free time binge watching programmes about horses. Apparently he trained to be a jockey previously.

[frajer]

Hancock probably hadn't seen the film then. Probably spent most of his free time binge watching programmes about horses. Apparently he trained to be a jockey previously.

All I'm hearing now is Tim Key.

You look like Matt Hancock. The absolute spit.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Let's hope the cunt watches Grizzly Man next.

He must never be allowed to watch the Human Centipede films.

[Zetetic]

Really beginning to despise every piece of shit who thinks single-day numbers, particularly at fucking MSOA level, are something to be interested in.

[BlodwynPig]

Really beginning to despise every piece of shit who thinks single-day numbers, particularly at fucking MSOA level, are something to be interested in.

Been talking to Government again?

[idunnosomename]

He must never be allowed to watch the Human Centipede films.

certainly never let Priti Patel see the third one

[Zetetic]

Just came across this again from last March:

[JamesTC]

Can I have the vaccine made of £50 notes please?

[Gurke and Hare]

Deleted now. After I called them out on it. I'm not saying the two things are related, that's for other people to say.

[Rolf Lundgren]

And as Right Said Fred entered the plane, everyone clapped.

[frajer]

I'm
Too cunty for a mask

[jobotic]

Why was he travelling?

[Gurke and Hare]

Why was he travelling?

Because he's a cunt.

[Rizla]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MitchBenn/status/1356004905484509187

I honestly don't see how the PM can continue after this.

[JamesTC]

OPEN THE PUBS

[evilcommiedictator]

Amusingly in some places here in Australia the beer that was in the lines and drums that was about to go off due to restrictions in the middle of last year was given out free, BYO containers

[BlodwynPig]

OPEN THE PUBS

Very amusing they need to have those sources to do the calculations.

[Cold Meat Platter]

But how many elephants would it fill?

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

oh well then let everybody go to the pubs and cram the fuck in there so as not to waste any beer

don't do anything sensible like, oh, i dunno, pay pub and bar owners the cost of the beer to keep them from going under

[JamesTC]

Give the beer to children in poverty. Kill two birds with one stone.

[Johnny Yesno]

Very amusing they need to have those sources to do the calculations.

Hey, don't mock. Now I know how many baths it would fill (to the usual level required for a bather), I can conceive of just how much beer that is.

[bgmnts]

Millions dehydrating but billions of gallons of piss floating around going to waste. Love it.

[beanheadmcginty]

Don't feel so bad about all those times I pissed in the swimming pool now that I know it contained 4,350,000 pints of chlorinated water.

[beanheadmcginty]

Or all those times Bob Mortimer pissed in a hotel kettle.

[Head Gardener]

from the Winter-spring collection 2021

[JarrowMonkey]

Just came across this again from last March:

He's got a massive hand and a small hand

[bomb_dog]

Imagine if the 'biggest budget splurge' was due to Labour. I'm not sure the person holding it would be smiling. Or even human.