The worst responses to the coronavirus

[ajsmith2]

Passed a guy (for the second time) in Wishaw today with a T - Shirt which read on the back

'IF YOU'RE STAYING INDOORS BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT TOLD YOU TO: AREN'T YOU GLAD THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU TO START SUCKING COCK??'

[JamesTC]

To be fair, I am.

[BlodwynPig]

It was the bread of christ

[frajer]

Passed a guy (for the second time) in Wishaw today with a T - Shirt which read on the back

'IF YOU'RE STAYING INDOORS BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT TOLD YOU TO: AREN'T YOU GLAD THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU TO START SUCKING COCK??'

Didn't even know Laurence Fox was still allowed out. Suppose those bins aren't going to root through themselves.

[Drygate]

Does he just lean up against people's windows so they can see his t-shirt from indoors?

[Fambo Number Mive]

That T-shirt is such a lazy opinion. It's not like the government just said one day "Everyone needs to stay indoors because of a virus", there was clear evidence of the dangers of covid and how action needed to be urgently taken before March 23rd for anyone who watched the news or knew people in countries such as Italy or China. Ironically, the government were far slower to tell people to socially distance than they should have been, and were far too quick to unlock. All the COVID deniers trying to claim Johnson and his government love lockdowns are laughable, the government never wanted to lockdown and were late doing so three times.

If people are all sheep who do whatever the government wants than why doesn't everyone vote Tory and just agree with what Johnson farts out? I think there is a need among many of these people to feel like they are "the resistance" or something when all they are doing is helping COVID-19.

I imagine all the COVID deniers and W Rose types are handy for the government as they make them look tougher on COVID than they actually were.

[jobotic]

And of course accusing the government of fascism because they reluctantly introduced a lockdown (which has finished) distracts from their real fascist actions - which Covid denialists mostly love.

[idunnosomename]

Passed a guy (for the second time) in Wishaw today with a T - Shirt which read on the back

'IF YOU'RE STAYING INDOORS BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT TOLD YOU TO: AREN'T YOU GLAD THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU TO START SUCKING COCK??'

thats no way to get your cock sucked

[Kankurette]

That T-shirt is such a lazy opinion. It's not like the government just said one day "Everyone needs to stay indoors because of a virus", there was clear evidence of the dangers of covid and how action needed to be urgently taken before March 23rd for anyone who watched the news or knew people in countries such as Italy or China. Ironically, the government were far slower to tell people to socially distance than they should have been, and were far too quick to unlock. All the COVID deniers trying to claim Johnson and his government love lockdowns are laughable, the government never wanted to lockdown and were late doing so three times.

If people are all sheep who do whatever the government wants than why doesn't everyone vote Tory and just agree with what Johnson farts out? I think there is a need among many of these people to feel like they are "the resistance" or something when all they are doing is helping COVID-19.

I imagine all the COVID deniers and W Rose types are handy for the government as they make them look tougher on COVID than they actually were.

This. And anyone who thinks people who wear masks, observe social distancing etc. are Tories can fuck right off. I hate Johnson and I hate the Tories and the reason why I do those things has nothing to do with them.

If they want to protest something, how about the anti-protest bill? Or the government's continued support of Israel while Palestinians continue to suffer and die? But then that would require effort, I guess.

[jobotic]

Here's a worthwhile protest. I have no doubt that the vast majority of anti-lockdown/mask/vax twats would not approve of this.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/may/13/glasgow-residents-surround-and-block-immigration-van-from-leaving-street

[Kankurette]

Here's a worthwhile protest. I have no doubt that the vast majority of anti-lockdown/mask/vax twats would not approve of this.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/may/13/glasgow-residents-surround-and-block-immigration-van-from-leaving-street

Now this? This is actual fascism. The fuzz, I mean, not the protestors.

[olliebean]

That T-shirt is such a lazy opinion. It's not like the government just said one day "Everyone needs to stay indoors because of a virus", there was clear evidence of the dangers of covid and how action needed to be urgently taken before March 23rd for anyone who watched the news or knew people in countries such as Italy or China. Ironically, the government were far slower to tell people to socially distance than they should have been, and were far too quick to unlock. All the COVID deniers trying to claim Johnson and his government love lockdowns are laughable, the government never wanted to lockdown and were late doing so three times.

If people are all sheep who do whatever the government wants than why doesn't everyone vote Tory and just agree with what Johnson farts out? I think there is a need among many of these people to feel like they are "the resistance" or something when all they are doing is helping COVID-19.

I imagine all the COVID deniers and W Rose types are handy for the government as they make them look tougher on COVID than they actually were.

But what if the government told you that scientific opinion said that the best way to protect yourself against covid was by sucking cock?

[All Surrogate]

But what if the government told you that scientific opinion said that the best way to protect yourself against covid was by sucking cock?

Then I'm laughing ... which is quite a trick, given the circumstances.

[idunnosomename]

it's hard to laugh with a cock in your mouth. said your mum

[Drygate]

But what if the government told you that scientific opinion said that the best way to protect yourself against covid was by sucking cock?

I think you might be on to something:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/may/13/is-oral-sex-more-covid-safe-than-kissing-the-expert-guide-to-a-horny-healthy-summer

[JamesTC]

I keep telling ladies that my cock has antibodies but none of them want to suck it :(

[BritishHobo]

Just seen a massive anti-mask/anti-lockdown march in Cardiff city centre. Genuinely brilliant experience standing by the side of the road wearing my mask, getting patronising shakes of the head, and garbled abuse. I would have stayed all day if I could.

[BlodwynPig]

Just seen a massive anti-mask/anti-lockdown march in Cardiff city centre. Genuinely brilliant experience standing by the side of the road wearing my mask, getting patronising shakes of the head, and garbled abuse. I would have stayed all day if I could.

The Labour Party want to appeal to these people, not you.

[Kankurette]

Just seen a massive anti-mask/anti-lockdown march in Cardiff city centre. Genuinely brilliant experience standing by the side of the road wearing my mask, getting patronising shakes of the head, and garbled abuse. I would have stayed all day if I could.

And again: what the actual fuck are these idiots playing at? Lockdown is being eased off even more next week.

[Zetetic]

I've not seen anything about the march that BritishHobo mentions, although I'll confess that I've largely stayed out of the centre today.

(There was a large Solidarity with Palestine march as well.)

[BlodwynPig]

Saw a massive march of viruses in Bradford in protest of human idiots.

[JamesTC]

And again: what the actual fuck are these idiots playing at? Lockdown is being eased off even more next week.

[BritishHobo]

I've not seen anything about the march that BritishHobo mentions, although I'll confess that I've largely stayed out of the centre today.

(There was a large Solidarity with Palestine march as well.)

Not sure where they started or ended, but they were marching down Working Street towards The Hayes around early afternoon and there were, distressingly, fucking loads of them.

I actually found myself getting unexpectedly riled up, and shouting back at several of them - and I'm quite a meek little boy. Several snide-looking arseholes giving people looks of mock-sympathy, shouting about how we were all sheep, imprisoned by the government, and they were so sorry for us. Motioning to take your masks off, as if they were liberating a concentration camp instead of just looking down on other people for caring about public health. One guy emerged from the march to make an impassioned speech to people sat at tables in front of Queen's Arcade - but he couldn't really think of anything to say after "the government let you do this!", so he scurried back into the throng. Signs saying "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees." Two women chanting "fuck the system!" One man who thought he was hilarious shouted "ONE MASK ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR FIVE!" in my face, so I thanked him for his advice.

Felt really fired up. If my girlfriend hadn't pushed for us to move on I think I would have stayed there, shouting irrationally at them, wasting my time like arguing on Twitter. Sadly I didn't see about the Palestine march until I got home, else I would have tried to find it and add to a constructive voice.

[Zetetic]

Thanks BritishHobo.

(Have since seen some stuff: https://twitter.com/RebeccaWiIks/status/1393544214433210371 )

[jobotic]

For all their "freedom from government tyranny" nonsense the anti-mask twats will have full government indulgence and approval, unlike those opposed to Israeli state murder.

[BlodwynPig]

No better than brown shirts.

[Kankurette]

Not sure where they started or ended, but they were marching down Working Street towards The Hayes around early afternoon and there were, distressingly, fucking loads of them.

I actually found myself getting unexpectedly riled up, and shouting back at several of them - and I'm quite a meek little boy. Several snide-looking arseholes giving people looks of mock-sympathy, shouting about how we were all sheep, imprisoned by the government, and they were so sorry for us. Motioning to take your masks off, as if they were liberating a concentration camp instead of just looking down on other people for caring about public health. One guy emerged from the march to make an impassioned speech to people sat at tables in front of Queen's Arcade - but he couldn't really think of anything to say after "the government let you do this!", so he scurried back into the throng. Signs saying "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees." Two women chanting "fuck the system!" One man who thought he was hilarious shouted "ONE MASK ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR FIVE!" in my face, so I thanked him for his advice.

Felt really fired up. If my girlfriend hadn't pushed for us to move on I think I would have stayed there, shouting irrationally at them, wasting my time like arguing on Twitter. Sadly I didn't see about the Palestine march until I got home, else I would have tried to find it and add to a constructive voice.

There's a march for an actual important cause going on, against actual human rights abuses, and these fucking idiots would rather shout abuse at people for wearing masks. Mind you, knowing anti-maskers, if they did join the Palestine march it would be for...ulterior motives, shall we say.

Ooh, you're not wearing a bit of cloth on your face. So fucking brave.

[BritishHobo]

I panicked for a moment when I heard about the Palestine march, irrationally thinking 'fucking hell, what if I was shouting at the wrong march?' Two freedom marches on one street (this was exactly where I encountered the anti-mask march, coming the other direction) on the same day is confusing. There should definitely be a rule that the march actually calling for freedom gets the city to themselves, while the march comparing lockdowns to Nuremberg have to march in a circle in someone's back garden.

[Fambo Number Mive]

The 1% are once again "fuck you, I've got mine"

Wealthy people have so far spent more than £1bn on superyachts in 2021 as they seek to escape Covid lockdowns and travel restrictions, according to a luxury lifestyle publisher.

Boat International said the surge is set to make this year the biggest yet in terms of second-hand sales.

But Oxfam said it was "obscene" that such wealth was not spent on vaccines.

For the cost of those superyachts, the population of Nepal could be fully vaccinated, the charity said...

[bgmnts]

Not even joking when I say they all drown. Fuck the cunts.