Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

March 29, 2024, 07:21:37 AM

Login with username, password and session length

The worst responses to the coronavirus

Started by Fambo Number Mive, March 17, 2020, 11:31:05 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

grainger

Quote from: Bently Sheds on March 21, 2020, 07:03:07 PM

This cunting shit appearing in my Facebook feed. Can't even summon the energy to argue the points made...
Fuckin' fuck the fuck off with that shit.

On my LinkedIn feed, I've had people saying the chancellor is awesome and future PM material, and that the Government have proved they "have our best interests at heart". No inkling that the Tories are merely following other countries, and essentially forced into doing the bare minimum to stop runaway societal collapse. These are mature, supposedly intelligent people.

Johnny Yesno


Johnny Yesno


Buelligan

Capitalism's dead isn't it?  I mean, they're just waggling the body about a bit to show willing but there's nothing really going on in there any more.

idunnosomename

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!

ALAIN DE BOTTON!!!!!!!!!!!


https://www.theschooloflife.com/thebookoflife/fuck-you-virus/

QuoteFuck you virus with your gelatinous outer skin
And your stupid golf-ball shape;
Fuck your two-week delay 
In revealing you've even arrived; 
Fuck your way of hiding on doors handles and lurking on envelopes,
And making us fight in supermarkets 
Fuck you for frightening us of a simple cough
And for stopping us hugging those we love.
Fuck you for fucking our lungs. 
Fuck you for fucking our education.
But, fuck knows, we're coming for you fast.
We're coming for you with our labs and our clever equations 
We're coming for you with our science and our stats
We're going to do you in with our brains 
You can't fuck with us,
We're going to fuck you to the death – and win.

kalowski

Quote from: jobotic on March 18, 2020, 04:09:22 PM
Beat this amateurs

https://conservativewoman.co.uk/liberty-shackled-and-the-future-blighted-rip-europe-312-2020-we-had-a-good-run/
QuoteTHE same people who tell us that we cannot under any circumstances torture a terrorist to save the lives of 1,000 people, perhaps 10,000 innocent people, as torture 'fundamentally compromises our democratic values', are the same people who tell us we should shut the entire country down over the coronavirus. So far, it has killed 56 people in the UK
QuoteTHE same people who tell us that we cannot under any circumstances torture a terrorist to save the lives of 1,000 people, perhaps 10,000 innocent people, as torture 'fundamentally compromises our democratic values', are the same people who tell us we should shut the entire country down over the coronavirus. So far, it has killed 60 people in the UK
QuoteTHE same people who tell us that we cannot under any circumstances torture a terrorist to save the lives of 1,000 people, perhaps 10,000 innocent people, as torture 'fundamentally compromises our democratic values', are the same people who tell us we should shut the entire country down over the coronavirus. So far, it has killed 103 people in the UK
QuoteTHE same people who tell us that we cannot under any circumstances torture a terrorist to save the lives of 1,000 people, perhaps 10,000 innocent people, as torture 'fundamentally compromises our democratic values', are the same people who tell us we should shut the entire country down over the coronavirus. So far, it has killed 144 people in the UK
QuoteTHE same people who tell us that we cannot under any circumstances torture a terrorist to save the lives of 1,000 people, perhaps 10,000 innocent people, as torture 'fundamentally compromises our democratic values', are the same people who tell us we should shut the entire country down over the coronavirus. So far, it has killed 177 people in the UK

Johnny Yesno


EOLAN

From the end of that article.

QuoteIf you appreciated this article, perhaps you might consider making a donation to The Conservative Woman. Unlike most other websites, we receive no independent funding. Our editors are unpaid and work entirely voluntarily as do the majority of our contributors but there are inevitable costs associated with running a website. We receive no independent funding and depend on our readers to help us, either with regular or one-off payments.

Do most websites really receive independent funding? Isn't asking for donations a form of independent fundinf?

idunnosomename

cookd and bombd is funded by the woke borg co.

Small Man Big Horse

Just had this conversation with my Mum:

Mother: I think it's worse than what happened in World War 2.
Me: Well I don't know about that, I mean millions died in the war, six million alone in the holocausts, including your grandparents.
Mother: Yes, but with this Coronavirus you' have to self isolate and not see anyone and that's really awful.

At this point I realised there was debating the subject further.

Quote from: Barry Admin on March 19, 2020, 02:29:36 PMHere's more American idiots: https://mobile.twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/1240389484245585925
While I regretfully acknowledge that people these days are allowed to have wrong names, "Brady Sluder" is the sort of thing you'd call a cancelled Lincolnshire drainage project.

Fambo Number Mive

Arcadia Group laying off staff and only paying one month's wages. Fairly sure the owner of Arcaida is a billionaire https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18324745.arcadia-group-topshop-closes-300-stores/

kngen

Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on March 22, 2020, 10:25:01 AM
https://bossip.com/1857228/smh-police-investigate-viral-video-showing-teens-coughing-on-fresh-produce-in-grocery-stores/

Gotta get those TikTok likes!

If this was an act of intergenerational warfare I'd almost applaud it (but direct them 45 mins down the road to Fairfax, where they could take out 90% of the federal government's workforce). But it's just social media shite. Wee dicks. Hang 'em.

BlodwynPig

#104
My wife just sent me a message that Russia have released 500 lions onto streets to keep people at home... sounds like American news bullshit to me.

edit: of course, my head is frazzled

olliebean

Quote from: grainger on March 22, 2020, 10:41:32 AM
Many people love him, sadly. My parents-in-law (not big Twitter users) were following him on Twitter to stay informed on Brexit. See also the small crowds who turned up to his in-pub Brexit "debates" to listen to someone telling them what they wanted to hear (and who followed him to the "only people who agree with me allowed" follow-up chats).

Fucking hell, the idea of following Tim Martin to stay informed about anything.

Buelligan

You could do it to find out exactly how foolish a full adult can be given a big budget and airtime.  I think we probably already have answers to that but I can understand anyone suspecting that Martin might be the very person to break new ground in this field.

pigamus

There'll be a stiff letter about you in Wetherspoons News. Ken from Shropshire. He'll call you a "little madam".

jobotic

I really hope the proper pubs that manage to hang on and then benefit from punters deserting Wetherspoons because of his utter cuntishness about this.

Danger Man

Weatherspoons can sell beer for £2 which means they'll always have a fanbase.

Head Gardener

Quote from: BlodwynPig on March 22, 2020, 01:30:45 PM
My wife just sent me a message that Russia have released 500 lions onto streets to keep people at home... sounds like American news bullshit to me.

edit: of course, my head is frazzled
.   Might be this that's doing the rounds

batwings

A woman at a crowded London market earlier today: "We're hardly changing at all - if you do that you give in to it"

Video at link:
https://twitter.com/paraicobrien/status/1240928612980871168

Urinal Cake

QuoteThis is wild: China sent Italy a huge shipment of 680,000 masks and thousands of respirators to help it contain coronavirus, but while it was traveling the Czech Republic seized it for itself

Both countries are EU members. European solidarity is a fantasy
https://mobile.twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1241717551819902977

Hilarious. Thread says Germany has been doing this for a while.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: batwings on March 22, 2020, 08:42:33 PM
A woman at a crowded London market earlier today: "We're hardly changing at all - if you do that you give in to it"

Video at link:
https://twitter.com/paraicobrien/status/1240928612980871168

That was the woman I mentioned earlier - she featured on Novaramedia last night and this was 2 days ago. I wonder how she feels tonight.

phes

Macdonald's closing. Does that leave Costa as the only coffee peddlers left in town? With their promise to continue mainlining cups of Coronavirus into our hospital wards for two whole weeks


bgmnts

Fucking hell crying at this.

What a div.


Icehaven

I mentioned my workplace's lack of response a few days ago but I've just had an update from a colleague (I've been on leave for a few days) and apparently as of Friday they're continuing to do absolutely nothing. Given the environment (a clink) I can't quite believe this. It's genuinely irresponsible, downright dangerous and absolutely fucking typical of the total lack of ability of the management to make any kind of decision or plan. Luckily I don't work for them directly so I can contact my outside managers and ask them what I should do. Two of the blokes working with us at the moment have very serious underlying health conditions (one had a kidney transplant years ago that's had serious repercussions, the other is HIV positive), we have a duty of care, how can they possibly justify risking their lives like this?

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Urinal Cake on March 22, 2020, 08:47:48 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1241717551819902977

Hilarious. Thread says Germany has been doing this for a while.

Looks like it's probably bollocks.

https://mobile.twitter.com/sombrerofallout/status/1241733976190042112

Quote from: Gladys Kravitz @sombrerofallout Replying to  @BenjaminNorton
Yeah, so this appears to have been a mistake. The goods were seized from a company suspected of price gouging and given to HCW in Czechia. CZ is sending replacement supplies to Italy along with a letter explaining what happened.

https://mobile.twitter.com/d63010453/status/1241724150819028992

Quote from: 🐝☮️🇳🇴 @d63010453 Replying to @onefaithgirl and @BenjaminNorton
https://globaltimes.cn/content/1183278.shtml
chinese media has stated that it was a miss understanding and that the masks have been returned

https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1183278.shtml