The worst responses to the coronavirus

[The Culture Bunker]

If you don't want people to die, you are a liberal: https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1262094234305380354

Surely if the soldiers at D-Day were facing "certain death" (and thus all died), then the whole operation would have been a disaster?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Similar from Lord Ashcroft: https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1262317298599309314

[Abnormal Palm]

Polish the guillotine, pals.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Polish the guillotine, pals.

We're onto yeeting now mate.

[phantom_power]

The correlation between Brexiters and Covid cunts is pretty stark

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

If you don't want people to die, you are a liberal: https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1262094234305380354

Fucking idiots.

Do they not realise if the hospitals are full of COVID patients that means there's less room for people having heart attacks or needing cancer treatment? Like, that's part of the reason for the lockdown too.

Similar from Lord Ashcroft: https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1262317298599309314

More idiocy.

Perhaps if World War 2 happened today the questions would include:-
"Why aren't you doing enough to prevent these air raids?"

That would have been a valid fucking question, asshole.

"Does the siren apply to everyone?"

I guarantee there were special snowflakes during the Blitz who thought air raid sirens didn't apply to them because of whatever nonsense errand they just had to run right then. I also guarantee there were people who ignored blackout guidelines.

[Sebastian Cobb]

The correlation between Brexiters and Covid cunts is pretty stark

I worry they're now going to have the 'science' to justify their fascism.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Highlights from the Glasgow Green protest.
https://mobile.twitter.com/brandoncookSTV/status/1262007125292843008

[Sony Walkman Prophecies]

I guarantee there were special snowflakes during the Blitz who thought air raid sirens didn't apply to them because of whatever nonsense errand they just had to run right then. I also guarantee there were people who ignored blackout guidelines.

In Quentin Crisp's The Naked Civil Servant he describes doing just that during the war. Then again, he was soliciting sex off the streets, the blackout was the perfect opporunity for certain sections of society to get their rocks off. Bum sex galore.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Patrick Hamilton did a good bit of bleakness about people who moved out of London a bit during the blitz. Slaves of Solitude I think it is.

[Dex Sawash]

Highlights from the Glasgow Green protest.
https://mobile.twitter.com/brandoncookSTV/status/1262007125292843008

This improv group is terrible

[Sherringford Hovis]

The correlation between Brexiters and Covid cunts is pretty stark

Cunts gonna cunt.

[Dewt]

Similar from Lord Ashcroft: https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1262317298599309314

Almost as bad as "Song For The Lovers".

[Dewt]

A few relatives and friends deciding this is the best time to get cancer has forced me back on Facebook just because there's no other way to communicate. I found this piece of original poetry from my (second?) cousin. It's a doozy:

[Abnormal Palm]

Sorry to hear about your cousin's obviously massive brain tumour

[Dewt]

I'm really concerned that I am of very fucking thick stock.

[FredNurke]

Add less cornflour and you should be fine.

[dissolute ocelot]

Even "So clap on the street" would be better.

[kalowski]

A few relatives and friends deciding this is the best time to get cancer has forced me back on Facebook just because there's no other way to communicate. I found this piece of original poetry from my (second?) cousin. It's a doozy:

Does your second cousin have two other cousins as parents?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Rhyming proud with proud there.

First line makes no sense. Is he/she referring to the Government in the second line?

[Abnormal Palm]

The assonance of pandemic/pathetic was the spark of inspiration there, guaranteed.

[Dewt]

It reads like he thinks he's spitting rhymes. But he's from Little Oakley.

I'm being charitable by not reading it as if he's suggesting the streets will become obsolete. Also what a word, obsolete. Like the virus is working to replace us with more advanced versions.

[momatt]

Sir Prince Charles says some words.

"The Prince Of Wales, Charles, Urges YOU To Pick Fruit!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfnXGyS95Uo

Alright, after you, you lazy fat-handed cunt.

[Dewt]

Yeah

Just use your acres to harvest things you idiots

Put those acres to work

[Sebastian Cobb]

It reads like he thinks he's spitting rhymes.

My brain decided to process it as if it were being read by a beat poet act nobody asked to see. Unfortunately I'm not in a smoky jazz club and the band isn't on next.

[Fambo Number Mive]

It reads like he thinks he's spitting rhymes. But he's from Little Oakley.

I'm being charitable by not reading it as if he's suggesting the streets will become obsolete. Also what a word, obsolete. Like the virus is working to replace us with more advanced versions.

What did he think of the tapas bar there?

[mippy]

Late to this, but I want to change '20 Side Lunges' to '20 Silk Cut'.

[Cerys]

The assonance of pandemic/pathetic was the spark of inspiration there, guaranteed.

Assonant as fuck.

[jobotic]

Late to this, but I want to change '20 Side Lunges' to '20 Silk Cut'.

I already said that!

[mippy]

Sorry! I'm really tired today, too tired to come up with original jokes anyway.