All right lads here's the plan

[popcorn]

:

[pancreas]

What a half-baked plan. More like ; if you ask me.

[Lemming]

Alright, let's just run over it one more time to make sure we're all clear.

[popcorn]

First,

[Lemming]

So as soon as we enter the Third Phase, we branch into two teams, right? Team A will carry out Sub-Plan 2A and Team B is to carry out Sub-Plan 4F (but switching to Sub-Plan 5E in the event of emergency). Think I've got it now, good to go!

[pancreas]

... and then we watch and laugh as Richard Osman is buggered to death by an android.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Legend Gary has his semi up your colon

[Ferris]

So as soon as we enter the Third Phase, we branch into two teams, right? Team A will carry out Sub-Plan 2A and Team B is to carry out Sub-Plan 4F (but switching to Sub-Plan 5E in the event of emergency). Think I've got it now, good to go!

Well hang on, if you split it like that then who's going to release the flare so we know to prepare our team signals?

...sorry, just run this by me one more time.

[Sebastian Cobb]

We should have codenames. I can be q-balls.

[Ferris]

I thought popcorn was q-balls?

Wait hold on, who am I?

Edit: shit sorry to use your non-codename, popcorn. Oh I've done it again. Fuck.

[Ferris]

Really confused now tbh

[pancreas]

Really confused now tbh

Not sure you should be involved in the plan. You don't really understand the first thing about it.

[Ferris]

Not sure you should be involved in the plan. You don't really understand the first thing about it.

[to audience] little does he know, this was all part of the plan!

[to panc] oh err yes mate, maybe you're right, perhaps I'll just go home eh?

*chuckles*

[popcorn]

Fucking hell lads let's get it together.

First, Ferris will _{whisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisper} then pancreas will _{whisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisper} while I _{whisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisper}

[pancreas]

YOU WANNA KNOW THE PLAN?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PLAN.

[Ferris]

Ok but can I wear clothes for this? I think it'll attract less attention. You can do what you like.

[Kryton]

YOU WANNA KNOW THE PLAN?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PLAN.

Unless the plan is pan handling. Handily enough.

[popcorn]

Ok but can I wear clothes for this? I think it'll attract less attention. You can do what you like.

Oh, hang on a minute everyone, sorry to put the brakes on this very important plan for just a wee moment, but apparently Ferris here has some sort of problem with our naked bodies?

[Ferris]

Oh it's all about you, isn't it?

I wanted to hide all my green day tattoos, but I suppose that cat is out of the bag now.

[Pink Gregory]

Hey!

Fellas!

We got troubles, right?

[evilcommiedictator]

The first rule of Plan Club, is that you don't talk about Plan Club (but do it anyway and get all of your mates to join)

[Ferris]

I'll be honest - I'm completely lost now.