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Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« on: March 18, 2020, 12:34:17 PM »
PISS PICKLE CRYOCHAMBER ENTOMBED BITCH

Where are you

We need a 12th man here

Lets be havin you

Zero Gravitas

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2020, 12:37:03 PM »
Imagine the panic if it were to cut her down, if it can kill a god who is safe?

idunnosomename

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2020, 12:45:54 PM »
drown the cunt in phlegm

idunnosomename

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2020, 01:09:19 PM »
vera lynns not even fucking dead yet what chance do we have

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2020, 03:04:07 PM »
The cobblestones for her

chveik

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2020, 03:07:42 PM »
dead in a ditch

Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2020, 03:10:26 PM »
Treherbert Working Men’s Club

Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2020, 04:29:30 PM »
Stoichly setting an example for all over 70's by locking the doors for 3 months self isolating

Dewt

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2020, 05:36:07 PM »
Dead down the drain?!

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2020, 05:42:16 PM »
Please please please yes.

Incidentally the old 'Predatory Paedophile Prince Philip is dead' rumours are circulating again.

batwings

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2020, 05:47:35 PM »
Joke all you like but for the good of the country, in this moment of national crisis, The Sovereign must remain unviraled.

Would be hilarious, come to think of it. Especially if she got it from Charles, who seems unable not to shake hands:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZgrziWKJ4M

Alberon

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2020, 05:57:41 PM »
The palace is going to send Andrew to visit the Coronavirus wards in the hope he gets it.

Incidentally the old 'Predatory Paedophile Prince Philip is dead' rumours are circulating again.

Completely false news. It’s well known that Philip has been undead for at least five years.

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2020, 08:31:40 PM »
The bitch has surfaced

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51967807

What sayest thou

idunnosomename

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2020, 08:32:23 PM »
fucking old cunt

Alberon

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2020, 08:51:21 PM »
Quote
The monarch said she and her family "stand ready to play our part."

What part is that? Being ground down into mince and bone meal?

Twit 2

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2020, 08:52:53 PM »
Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people’s colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo’s disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2020, 09:17:58 PM »
Arise Sir Alexander Boris de Pfeffel

Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people’s colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo’s disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

Johnson

idunnosomename

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2020, 09:20:35 PM »
she should be forced to take failure prince noncedrew back into her dirty wizened fadge

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2020, 09:26:20 PM »
Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people’s colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo’s disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

Starting to look that way

shiftwork2

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2020, 09:27:29 PM »
Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people’s colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo’s disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

All of this is lovely and fair but she's 93 and has had a hard life of rolling up her sleeve and putting the GRAFT in when required, such as when the QE2 needed some rivets putting in by a badass.  You'll be sorry when she's gone.

idunnosomename

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2020, 09:47:05 PM »
i want to piss up the queens anus

Twit 2

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2020, 10:41:28 PM »
Bit much, that. Have some respect.

idunnosomename

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2020, 10:43:52 PM »
no

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2020, 10:03:07 AM »
Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people’s colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo’s disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

of Ulm

idunnosomename

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2020, 08:57:47 PM »
disgusting.





Alberon

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2020, 09:06:34 PM »
Yeah, that font and colour is bad enough, but the giant quote marks?

The CoD has gone too far this time.

Twit 2

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2020, 09:46:18 PM »
I can just imagine what’s going on in the palace right now:

The twinkling of a distant celeste and drapes rippling in the opulence as the CoD herself in all her tuataran glory gapes over the solar system like an astral hag. She’s trussed up in a shit-streaked armchair and her butler has been programmed to feed his cock cutlets into her face. “Aye, the common coin of carnality!” he whisperers into her cum-clogged ears. She’s on a bronchial stop-start now and close to her oblivion.

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Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2020, 12:33:33 PM »
That statement goes beyond nausea and then beyond that. All oesophagus lining obliterated nationwide. Food now taken anally.

Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2020, 12:29:12 AM »
Liz is dead of this or something else[1], they're keeping her on ice while the masses have to stay at home. Imagine the embarrassment of a state funeral with no hordes of imbeciles there to wave tiny flags, massacre the lily population, wear black armbands and cry more tears for someone they never met than they would for someone who truly cared for them.
 1. probly

Re: Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2020, 10:37:56 AM »
Charlie apparently testing positive for CV-19.

All good

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