Where is the Cunt of Death, our engorged Regina?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

PISS PICKLE CRYOCHAMBER ENTOMBED BITCH

Where are you

We need a 12th man here

Lets be havin you

[Zero Gravitas]

Imagine the panic if it were to cut her down, if it can kill a god who is safe?

[idunnosomename]

drown the cunt in phlegm

[idunnosomename]

vera lynns not even fucking dead yet what chance do we have

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The cobblestones for her

[chveik]

dead in a ditch

[poo]

Treherbert Working Men's Club

[Jasha]

Stoichly setting an example for all over 70's by locking the doors for 3 months self isolating

[Dewt]

Dead down the drain?!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Please please please yes.

Incidentally the old 'Predatory Paedophile Prince Philip is dead' rumours are circulating again.

[batwings]

Joke all you like but for the good of the country, in this moment of national crisis, The Sovereign must remain unviraled.

Would be hilarious, come to think of it. Especially if she got it from Charles, who seems unable not to shake hands:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZgrziWKJ4M

[Alberon]

The palace is going to send Andrew to visit the Coronavirus wards in the hope he gets it.

Incidentally the old 'Predatory Paedophile Prince Philip is dead' rumours are circulating again.

Completely false news. It's well known that Philip has been undead for at least five years.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The bitch has surfaced

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51967807

What sayest thou

[idunnosomename]

fucking old cunt

[Alberon]

The monarch said she and her family "stand ready to play our part."

What part is that? Being ground down into mince and bone meal?

[Twit 2]

Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people's colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo's disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

[BlodwynPig]

Arise Sir Alexander Boris de Pfeffel

Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people's colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo's disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

Johnson

[idunnosomename]

she should be forced to take failure prince noncedrew back into her dirty wizened fadge

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people's colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo's disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

Starting to look that way

[shiftwork2]

Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people's colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo's disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

All of this is lovely and fair but she's 93 and has had a hard life of rolling up her sleeve and putting the GRAFT in when required, such as when the QE2 needed some rivets putting in by a badass.  You'll be sorry when she's gone.

[idunnosomename]

i want to piss up the queens anus

[Twit 2]

Bit much, that. Have some respect.

[idunnosomename]

no

[Attila]

Cunt-bitch, hedgehog-bothering £ sponge waster fuck; crowned figurehead death-grip sceptre-poking virus-wretch wrinkled old fuckbag; tuppence-embossed imperial bleach-gargling harridan of window mould; Aldi bog grovelling silken wraith AIDS bucket; codger-fucking relic CUNT. Get in an wheelbarrow and tour Shropshire to fuck stray dogs in Perspex; eel-gobbling ceremonious old people's colostomy shit heel robe ghast. Ears full of tippexed rape dossier left out in the rain for National Trust mulch mug dog waste bin arsehole. Expired porpoise on an Essex beach full of brine twine lobster pot sea wrack basking shark offcut trawler shite, scrubbed up by beach vagrants in custard cream crumb overalls to be tipped onto a throne case and shovelled into an Eskimo's disused latrine. Battered sphincter and chips twice on a Grimsby commemorative saucer sliding into a corgi grave TWAT.

of Ulm

[idunnosomename]

disgusting.

[Alberon]

Yeah, that font and colour is bad enough, but the giant quote marks?

The CoD has gone too far this time.

[Twit 2]

I can just imagine what's going on in the palace right now:

The twinkling of a distant celeste and drapes rippling in the opulence as the CoD herself in all her tuataran glory gapes over the solar system like an astral hag. She's trussed up in a shit-streaked armchair and her butler has been programmed to feed his cock cutlets into her face. "Aye, the common coin of carnality!" he whisperers into her cum-clogged ears. She's on a bronchial stop-start now and close to her oblivion.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

That statement goes beyond nausea and then beyond that. All oesophagus lining obliterated nationwide. Food now taken anally.

[rack and peanut]

Liz is dead of this or something else[nb]probly[/nb], they're keeping her on ice while the masses have to stay at home. Imagine the embarrassment of a state funeral with no hordes of imbeciles there to wave tiny flags, massacre the lily population, wear black armbands and cry more tears for someone they never met than they would for someone who truly cared for them.

[Dr Trouser]

Charlie apparently testing positive for CV-19.

All good