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Makeshift Bidet

Started by Puce Moment, March 18, 2020, 03:38:31 PM

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Puce Moment

Just thinking ahead about all of this toilet paper nonsense. I have started figuring out a way to hook up a makeshift bidet to clean off my shitbox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juilRGZXLwM

Looks like ebay and amazon are packed to the gills with bidet kits that work with your existing karsey.

Hey presto! A hoop that would make your Mamma proud!

hamfist

I've got a Kärcher in the garage for some reason, and I reckon I'll duck tape the squirty end to a deckchair seat pointing up. It'll be like the time I tried water skiing then shat lake water out of my arse after an impromptu and entirely unexpected algae enema.

Puce Moment

Decided to go with something like this - a handheld bidet!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08624TD66/

imitationleather



Blinder Data

Stab some holes into the cap of a plastic bottle, fill bottle with water, squeeze in the direction of your dirty arse - hey presto, you got a bidet

thenoise

Don't you need to dry your arse off afterwards, requiring more toilet paper? You could use a towel, I suppose, but if you're going to go to the trouble of getting a towel out of the towel cupboard you may as well have an actual shower.

And since I'm home anyway, moving my daily shower to after my daily shite doesn't seem that big a deal.

ANOTHER IDEA OF THE LENTIL CHEWERS GETS IT IN THE NECK.