Self-Defence

[Sheffield Wednesday]

If someone coughs near you, and you try to evacuate and they block your exit, is it legally considered self-defence to incapacitate them?

If someone were threatening me with a knife and I shot them in the leg, hypothetically, would self-defence apply?

I mean this.

[Bleeding Kansas]

No, it's only legal if you murder them.

[Twit 2]

Stab them with a lure.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Drop a gaming pub on their balls