Author Topic: Celebrities vs Covid-19  (Read 3655 times)

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2020, 12:02:42 AM »
Wow what a feed

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2020, 12:10:50 AM »
Wtf I had to go and check that wasn't photoshopped.
Haha me too

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2020, 12:14:42 AM »
Time to storm Hollywood.

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2020, 09:18:25 AM »
Wait a sec, I assumed Bazza saw that tweet before making his post about Oasis.

This pandemic really is the worst thing ever.

Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2020, 09:30:52 AM »
Check the time of my post...

Nostradamus didn't predict Oasis getting back together did he? Nooooo

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2020, 09:39:22 AM »
Check the time of my post...

Nostradamus didn't predict Oasis getting back together did he? Nooooo

Blimey! Maybe he (Liam Gallagher, not Nostradamus) reads this forum?

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2020, 09:54:09 AM »
Liam can't read.

Butchers Blind

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2020, 09:55:02 AM »
Just let people be, Liam.  The pain and suffering through this pandemic will be enough without inflicting this on us at the end.

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2020, 12:31:57 PM »
I must have magic piss.

17% of covid-19 sufferers reported that they had magic piss

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2020, 12:35:10 PM »
Now some comedians have done a takedown where they sing things like "imagine all the bastards".

Seriously, you're a bunch of professional comedians, you're under virtual lockdown giving you all the time in the world to come up with material and the best you can do is insert the word "bastards" into every line of the song?

It is worth it to see Paul Chuckle say "bastards" I guess.

https://twitter.com/joelycett/status/1240746970735677440

Butchers Blind

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2020, 10:14:18 AM »

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2020, 12:33:21 PM »
. Coronoco Flow?

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2020, 05:05:57 PM »
Marouane Fellaini has got IT. Finally found some life in the cunt.

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2020, 10:12:05 PM »

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2020, 10:21:04 PM »
first page had me in tears

Rob Halford's here with advice
i thought that was cute because the joke is he's cleaning all his S&M gear. and he's a Brummie so it's automatically funny

Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #45 on: March 22, 2020, 10:28:30 PM »
What we all need now is Madonna in a bath

Crikey...thought she was going to introduce a new Tubgirl-inspired character for her new album there.

ollyboro

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2020, 10:50:24 PM »
What we all need now is Madonna in a bath

Not watching that all the way through, but does she get her flange out? For Corona, like.

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2020, 10:53:34 PM »
Madonna in a bath

Bernie Taupin considers rewrite for Elton

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2020, 07:16:53 AM »
Harvey Weinstein has tested positive and is now in isolation in prison.

SUSPICIOUSLY DEAD SOON

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2020, 08:17:56 AM »
First the zimmer frame and now the virus. That fucker will do anything to get out of jail.

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2020, 08:56:34 AM »
Chris Packham's Daily Skull Quiz

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2020, 09:29:23 AM »
Harvey Weinstein has tested positive and is now in isolation in prison.

SUSPICIOUSLY DEAD SOON

Lockdown surely?

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #52 on: March 23, 2020, 09:31:23 AM »
First the zimmer frame and now the virus. That fucker will do anything to get out of jail.

Stay in jail, surely.

EVIL VILLAIN: Today fellow bad people, I present to you a new weapon that will finally destroy the United States of America, once and for all... VIRULENT WEINSTEIN!!!


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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #53 on: March 23, 2020, 09:53:08 AM »
Well, at least to the hospital wing, then.

If he does have it I hope he has a fucking miserable time and then lives and serves out the rest of his sentence.

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #54 on: March 23, 2020, 09:58:16 AM »
look at that hangdog expression, he's learnt his lesson!



let's buy him a present!!!!

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #55 on: March 23, 2020, 12:03:11 PM »

WEINSTEIN DIDN'T CORONAVIRUS HIMSELF

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2020, 12:09:24 PM »
Stay in jail, surely.


Saw somebody mention prison riots in Colombia yesterday due to coronavirus. Just googled and it says 23 people have died.
The first corona prison riot of many?

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2020, 12:32:42 PM »
Saw somebody mention prison riots in Colombia yesterday due to coronavirus. Just googled and it says 23 people have died.
The first corona prison riot of many?

Has there ever been a horror film set in prison where the inmates are hunted by an unseen menace which results in a panicked riot, with only "the hero" escaping...BUT HE'S TAKEN IT OUT WITH HIM...cue CONFINED 2: FREEDOM IS MOOT

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Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #58 on: March 23, 2020, 12:59:08 PM »
Saw somebody mention prison riots in Colombia yesterday due to coronavirus. Just googled and it says 23 people have died.
The first corona prison riot of many?

https://www.businessinsider.fr/us/deadly-prison-riots-in-italy-in-response-to-coronavirus-measures-2020-3

Re: Celebrities vs Covid-19
« Reply #59 on: March 23, 2020, 05:29:25 PM »
Saw somebody mention prison riots in Colombia yesterday due to coronavirus. Just googled and it says 23 people have died.
The first corona prison riot of many?

Corona death would be a godsend compared to what inmates do to each other in South American slammers.

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