Celebrities vs Covid-19

[phes]

Wow what a feed

sunshiiiiiiiiiiiine

[Dewt]

Wtf I had to go and check that wasn't photoshopped.

Haha me too

[Urinal Cake]

Time to storm Hollywood.

[buttgammon]

Wait a sec, I assumed Bazza saw that tweet before making his post about Oasis.

This pandemic really is the worst thing ever.

[Barry Admin]

Check the time of my post...

Nostradamus didn't predict Oasis getting back together did he? Nooooo

[buttgammon]

Check the time of my post...

Nostradamus didn't predict Oasis getting back together did he? Nooooo

Blimey! Maybe he (Liam Gallagher, not Nostradamus) reads this forum?

[Blue Jam]

Liam can't read.

[Butchers Blind]

Just let people be, Liam.  The pain and suffering through this pandemic will be enough without inflicting this on us at the end.

[Inspector Norse]

I must have magic piss.

17% of covid-19 sufferers reported that they had magic piss

[Inspector Norse]

Now some comedians have done a takedown where they sing things like "imagine all the bastards".

Seriously, you're a bunch of professional comedians, you're under virtual lockdown giving you all the time in the world to come up with material and the best you can do is insert the word "bastards" into every line of the song?

It is worth it to see Paul Chuckle say "bastards" I guess.

https://twitter.com/joelycett/status/1240746970735677440

[Butchers Blind]

Rob Halford's here with advice

[Head Gardener]

. Coronoco Flow?

[ollyboro]

Marouane Fellaini has got IT. Finally found some life in the cunt.

[Butchers Blind]

What we all need now is Madonna in a bath

[idunnosomename]

first page had me in tears

Rob Halford's here with advice

i thought that was cute because the joke is he's cleaning all his S&M gear. and he's a Brummie so it's automatically funny

[Pseudopath]

What we all need now is Madonna in a bath

Crikey...thought she was going to introduce a new Tubgirl-inspired character for her new album there.

[ollyboro]

What we all need now is Madonna in a bath

Not watching that all the way through, but does she get her flange out? For Corona, like.

[idunnosomename]

Madonna in a bath

Bernie Taupin considers rewrite for Elton

[Blue Jam]

Harvey Weinstein has tested positive and is now in isolation in prison.

SUSPICIOUSLY DEAD SOON

[Alberon]

First the zimmer frame and now the virus. That fucker will do anything to get out of jail.

[Zetetic]

Chris Packham's Daily Skull Quiz

[BlodwynPig]

Harvey Weinstein has tested positive and is now in isolation in prison.

SUSPICIOUSLY DEAD SOON

Lockdown surely?

[BlodwynPig]

First the zimmer frame and now the virus. That fucker will do anything to get out of jail.

Stay in jail, surely.

EVIL VILLAIN: Today fellow bad people, I present to you a new weapon that will finally destroy the United States of America, once and for all... VIRULENT WEINSTEIN!!!

[Alberon]

Well, at least to the hospital wing, then.

If he does have it I hope he has a fucking miserable time and then lives and serves out the rest of his sentence.

[idunnosomename]

look at that hangdog expression, he's learnt his lesson!



let's buy him a present!!!!

[Dex Sawash]

WEINSTEIN DIDN'T CORONAVIRUS HIMSELF

[massive bereavement]

Stay in jail, surely.

Saw somebody mention prison riots in Colombia yesterday due to coronavirus. Just googled and it says 23 people have died.
The first corona prison riot of many?

[BlodwynPig]

Saw somebody mention prison riots in Colombia yesterday due to coronavirus. Just googled and it says 23 people have died.
The first corona prison riot of many?

Has there ever been a horror film set in prison where the inmates are hunted by an unseen menace which results in a panicked riot, with only "the hero" escaping...BUT HE'S TAKEN IT OUT WITH HIM...cue CONFINED 2: FREEDOM IS MOOT

[chveik]

Saw somebody mention prison riots in Colombia yesterday due to coronavirus. Just googled and it says 23 people have died.
The first corona prison riot of many?

https://www.businessinsider.fr/us/deadly-prison-riots-in-italy-in-response-to-coronavirus-measures-2020-3

[Bazooka]

Saw somebody mention prison riots in Colombia yesterday due to coronavirus. Just googled and it says 23 people have died.
The first corona prison riot of many?

Corona death would be a godsend compared to what inmates do to each other in South American slammers.