Questions you ask people now

[Barry Admin]

"Was it busy?"
"How many people?"
"Did any of them cough?"

[Brundle-Fly]

How's your old'uns coping?

How much money have you lost?

[Blue Jam]

"How many toilet rolls have you got?"

"Where did you find them?"

[Buelligan]

Putain, qu'est ce que tu fais là ?

[Barry Admin]

"Are they rationing cat food too?"

Yeah sorry, can't think of a funny one at the minute.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

How many walkers have you killed?
How many people have you killed?
Why?

[weekender]

"Why are you panic-buying absolutely everything now?"

"If you're restricting everything to 2 per person, why do you still have offers on the shelves that say buy 2 get the 3rd free?"

[gib]

"How are you?"

[massive bereavement]

Which old football match did you watch on VHS last night?

[Kryton]

What's it like at YOUR work place?

[Puce Moment]

did they have bread?

do they have plans for any bread?

did they have oatly milk?

[BlodwynPig]

"d'yer remember 2019?"

"aye, sunny uplands"

[Noonling]

To my housemates who I've lived with for months:
"Hello, how are you? What...do you actually do?"

[weekender]

Are we allowed to reply to the questions in the form of answers, or do we have to pose questions only?

Assuming the latter, I shall pose my particular aggravation in the form of a question, I think?

"Working from home is a slight culture change for some of you, and I appreciate that you might have pets to take care of, and I do genuinely hope you and your families are OK - however, do you think that spending 2+ hours throughout the day posting pictures of your pets sleeping, on our company intranet site, is appropriate?

Your pets probably fucking sleep anyway when you're at work, so why not just fucking ignore them and do some fucking work?  This "working from home" thing isn't an excuse to take the fucking piss, is it?"

[Dannyhood91]

"How much will you be selling your body for when society utterly collapses?"

[Beagle 2]

Yeah, the sinking feeling that I had been added to an all-staff WhatsApp group was replaced by a sinkier feeling when I realised it would mostly be photographs of cats near a mousemat rofl my fucking anus off.

I am asking strangers how they're doing a lot, to which they tend to shrug and sigh. It's better than the head down blanking I was doing before I guess.

[Bazooka]

How many walkers have you killed?
How many people have you killed?
Why?

Damn beat me.

[Grendle]

Can I rent a freezer

[Dex Sawash]

COULD YOU STOP READING YOUR MSN HOMEPAGE "NEWS" HEADLINES TO US?

[chveik]

what is point

[H-O-W-L]

Show us yer flange.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Can I rent a freezer

Marvin Gaye requests rewrite from Holland, Dozier and Holland.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

'Tell me, have you ever gobbed down someone's foreskin?'