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Glebe

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Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« on: March 20, 2020, 04:10:52 AM »
Brian the dolphin goes to his local Tesco Express to purchase some Monster Munch.

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2020, 07:24:57 AM »
Brian the dolphin convinces Sammy the Ostrich to push a traffic warden over and leg it.

Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2020, 12:50:31 PM »
Brian the dolphin puts a twiglet in his blow hole and then fires it at a marmite-intolerant child.

Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2020, 01:53:38 PM »
Brian the dolphin forgets to record Time Team, bruises himself as punishment.

ollyboro

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2020, 01:57:50 PM »
Brian the dolphin closes his eyes and hears his mama's dying screams in a tin of tuna.

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2020, 02:01:31 PM »
Brian the dolphin puts a twiglet in his blow hole and then fires it at a marmite-intolerant child.

Heh!

Btd shoves a ha'p'orth's worth of Persil into an enemy's fax machine.

ollyboro

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2020, 02:03:51 PM »
Brian the dolphin has a flashback of Hanoi Zoo, and causes carnage in Aisle 7 by attempting to jump through a tin of spaghetti hoops.

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2020, 02:45:32 PM »
"My name is Brian the dolphin, and I am an alcoholic dolphin."

"Sit down, Brian! It's not your turn yet."

spaghetamine

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2020, 08:40:54 PM »
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Brian the dolphin goes to his local Tesco Express to purchase some Monster Munch.

Brian the dolphin convinces Sammy the Ostrich to push a traffic warden over and leg it.

Brian the dolphin puts a twiglet in his blow hole and then fires it at a marmite-intolerant child.


Brian the dolphin is kicked off a bus by Alex the Olympic wheelchair football player and has his wiener destroyed on the patio of a local hot-dog place.

Brian the dolphin plays badminton against humans while dressed as a gnome in a pocket... "Forgets to wear padding, badminton champion".

Cyril the cockatoo wants to have a blue moon-iversary party

courtesy of Talk To Transformer (https://talktotransformer.com/)

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2020, 08:49:21 PM »
Brian the dolphin was such a nice dolphin till he started hanging around with local scumbag Walter the orca. Breaking his mother's heart, Neptune rest her

Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2020, 09:53:13 PM »
someones come up his arse, I said someones arrived up his arse tel did you hear me, hey...tel...terry....did yeer me....someones fucking gone and delivered vengeance to his farter

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2020, 01:49:33 PM »
Brian the dolphin is served up in Tony's. "Caught fresh this mornin'! Gercha fresh Brian the dolphin!"

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2020, 10:22:51 AM »
Brian boycotts tuna for a week then gives up. "Its the sunflower oil I so enjoy!"

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2020, 11:12:33 PM »
Brian tosses a packet of Bran Flakes in a toilet.

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2020, 10:06:17 AM »
Brian goes down the Edgware Road on a Segway. "Better get back to the ocean soon tbh, us dolphins don't do well out of water."

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2020, 10:16:19 AM »


Brian tries some eco terrorism for the shits and giggles.

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2020, 01:39:50 PM »
^Flipper reboot reveals "darker tone."

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2020, 10:16:30 PM »
"Aren't you that ostrich that runs to the Chariots of fire theme?"

"What of it?"

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2020, 11:05:27 AM »
Percival the porpoise pays a visit. It's a boring afternoon.

Glebe

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Re: Brian the dolphin and other tales.
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2020, 10:01:35 AM »
Brian builds an outhouse for George the chinchilla.

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