Brian the dolphin and other tales.

[Glebe]

Brian the dolphin goes to his local Tesco Express to purchase some Monster Munch.

[Glebe]

Brian the dolphin convinces Sammy the Ostrich to push a traffic warden over and leg it.

[Gregory Torso]

Brian the dolphin puts a twiglet in his blow hole and then fires it at a marmite-intolerant child.

[Bazooka]

Brian the dolphin forgets to record Time Team, bruises himself as punishment.

[ollyboro]

Brian the dolphin closes his eyes and hears his mama's dying screams in a tin of tuna.

[Glebe]

Brian the dolphin puts a twiglet in his blow hole and then fires it at a marmite-intolerant child.

Heh!

Btd shoves a ha'p'orth's worth of Persil into an enemy's fax machine.

[ollyboro]

Brian the dolphin has a flashback of Hanoi Zoo, and causes carnage in Aisle 7 by attempting to jump through a tin of spaghetti hoops.

[Glebe]

"My name is Brian the dolphin, and I am an alcoholic dolphin."

"Sit down, Brian! It's not your turn yet."

[spaghetamine]

Completion
Brian the dolphin goes to his local Tesco Express to purchase some Monster Munch.

Brian the dolphin convinces Sammy the Ostrich to push a traffic warden over and leg it.

Brian the dolphin puts a twiglet in his blow hole and then fires it at a marmite-intolerant child.

Brian the dolphin is kicked off a bus by Alex the Olympic wheelchair football player and has his wiener destroyed on the patio of a local hot-dog place.

Brian the dolphin plays badminton against humans while dressed as a gnome in a pocket... "Forgets to wear padding, badminton champion".

Cyril the cockatoo wants to have a blue moon-iversary party

courtesy of Talk To Transformer (https://talktotransformer.com/)

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Brian the dolphin was such a nice dolphin till he started hanging around with local scumbag Walter the orca. Breaking his mother's heart, Neptune rest her

[Goldentony]

someones come up his arse, I said someones arrived up his arse tel did you hear me, hey...tel...terry....did yeer me....someones fucking gone and delivered vengeance to his farter

[Glebe]

Brian the dolphin is served up in Tony's. "Caught fresh this mornin'! Gercha fresh Brian the dolphin!"

[Glebe]

Brian boycotts tuna for a week then gives up. "Its the sunflower oil I so enjoy!"

[Glebe]

Brian tosses a packet of Bran Flakes in a toilet.

[Glebe]

Brian goes down the Edgware Road on a Segway. "Better get back to the ocean soon tbh, us dolphins don't do well out of water."

[Spoon of Ploff]

Brian tries some eco terrorism for the shits and giggles.

[Glebe]

^Flipper reboot reveals "darker tone."

[Glebe]

"Aren't you that ostrich that runs to the Chariots of fire theme?"

"What of it?"

[Glebe]

Percival the porpoise pays a visit. It's a boring afternoon.

[Glebe]

Brian builds an outhouse for George the chinchilla.